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How to Completely Shut Down and Dismantle the Illuminati

 
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How to Completely Shut Down and Dismantle the Illuminati
Immediately stop perverting and contaminating the names "Illuminati" "Freemasons" "Bilderbergers" by associating them with concepts such as population reduction, world government, wars, false flags, luciferianism, global financial markets, etc etc... Instead cite the illuminati as the reason college football has a bowl season instead of playoffs, blame Dale Earnhardt's death and all of Jeff Gordon's victories on the illuminati, blame the illuminati for there being "only one good night of TV a week" blame the illuminati for Dollar Stores having items that cost more than a dollar, blame sweaty ball rash on the illuminati, Whatever you do make sure you don't connect the illuminati to anything of any importance and in two weeks time the illuminati will begging for their lives from some fat alabama boy named "Bubba-fet" while he dulls a rusty blade and mumbles to himself as chewing tobacco drips from his mouth onto his overalls.
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Immediately stop perverting and contaminating the names "Illuminati" "Freemasons" "Bilderbergers" by associating them with concepts such as population reduction, world government, wars, false flags, luciferianism, global financial markets, etc etc... Instead cite the illuminati as the reason college football has a bowl season instead of playoffs, blame Dale Earnhardt's death and all of Jeff Gordon's victories on the illuminati, blame the illuminati for there being "only one good night of TV a week" blame the illuminati for Dollar Stores having items that cost more than a dollar, blame sweaty ball rash on the illuminati, Whatever you do make sure you don't connect the illuminati to anything of any importance and in two weeks time the illuminati will begging for their lives from some fat alabama boy named "Bubba-fet" while he dulls a rusty blade and mumbles to himself as chewing tobacco drips from his mouth onto his overalls.
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Those fucking illuminati bitches took our jobs


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Immediately stop perverting and contaminating the names "Illuminati" "Freemasons" "Bilderbergers" by associating them with concepts such as population reduction, world government, wars, false flags, luciferianism, global financial markets, etc etc... Instead cite the illuminati as the reason college football has a bowl season instead of playoffs, blame Dale Earnhardt's death and all of Jeff Gordon's victories on the illuminati, blame the illuminati for there being "only one good night of TV a week" blame the illuminati for Dollar Stores having items that cost more than a dollar, blame sweaty ball rash on the illuminati, Whatever you do make sure you don't connect the illuminati to anything of any importance and in two weeks time the illuminati will begging for their lives from some fat alabama boy named "Bubba-fet" while he dulls a rusty blade and mumbles to himself as chewing tobacco drips from his mouth onto his overalls.
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Well what are we waiting for, beats what we're doing now!!
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No secret society is more controversial than the Illuminati, yet almost nothing of the truth of this mysterious ancient Order is available in the public record. Propaganda, misinformation, disinformation, paranoia and downright fantasy are rife. Some have even described the Illuminati as pan-dimensional, shape-shifting Reptilians from another world!

The Illuminati have become the peg upon which anyone can hang their favorite and most outlandish conspiracy theories. They are the "men behind the curtain", the "ultimate puppetmasters", fascists, communists, bankers, jewish people, monarchists, anti-monarchists, lizards, you name it. They support "big" government, high taxes and the sinister New World Order, based on a single global currency. They want to build death camps and reduce the world's population to one billion souls.

So much for the penny-dreadful nonsense churned out by the simple minded pied pipers of Conspiracy World.

The truth of the real Illuminati is enormously more fascinating. The present Grand Master of the Illuminati has authorized the release into the public arena, for the very first time, of the facts concerning the ancient Order.

Now you can discover for yourself the extraordinary nature of this secret society, its esoteric Gnostic and Hermetic religion known as Illumination, and how it represents the greatest hope for humanity in overthrowing the Devil-worshiping Abrahamic religions and the Old World Order of elite, dynastic families of privilege that run the planet, such as the Bush family, the Rothschilds and the British Royal Family.

It's time to build a meritocratic world, a world free of privilege and religious brainwashing, a world where the super rich are brought down to earth. It's time for a New World Order where humanity can devote itself to its true purpose: creating a Community of Gods, a Society of the Divine. Don't you want to join the greatest adventure in human history? The Illuminati offer nothing less than ultimate transformation, and the truth concerning the supreme object of humanity's spiritual quest - the Holy Grail itself.

Do not read this book if you are a closed-minded Abrahamist or a conspiracy theorist. This material is not for petty, cheap, narrow-minded religious fanatics and those who believe in Reptilians. We wish our books to be read only by rational, enlightened individuals seeking the truth


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Re: How to Completely Shut Down and Dismantle the Illuminati
No secret society is more controversial than the Illuminati, yet almost nothing of the truth of this mysterious ancient Order is available in the public record. Propaganda, misinformation, disinformation, paranoia and downright fantasy are rife. Some have even described the Illuminati as pan-dimensional, shape-shifting Reptilians from another world!

The Illuminati have become the peg upon which anyone can hang their favorite and most outlandish conspiracy theories. They are the "men behind the curtain", the "ultimate puppetmasters", fascists, communists, bankers, jewish people, monarchists, anti-monarchists, lizards, you name it. They support "big" government, high taxes and the sinister New World Order, based on a single global currency. They want to build death camps and reduce the world's population to one billion souls.

So much for the penny-dreadful nonsense churned out by the simple minded pied pipers of Conspiracy World.

The truth of the real Illuminati is enormously more fascinating. The present Grand Master of the Illuminati has authorized the release into the public arena, for the very first time, of the facts concerning the ancient Order.

Now you can discover for yourself the extraordinary nature of this secret society, its esoteric Gnostic and Hermetic religion known as Illumination, and how it represents the greatest hope for humanity in overthrowing the Devil-worshiping Abrahamic religions and the Old World Order of elite, dynastic families of privilege that run the planet, such as the Bush family, the Rothschilds and the British Royal Family.

It's time to build a meritocratic world, a world free of privilege and religious brainwashing, a world where the super rich are brought down to earth. It's time for a New World Order where humanity can devote itself to its true purpose: creating a Community of Gods, a Society of the Divine. Don't you want to join the greatest adventure in human history? The Illuminati offer nothing less than ultimate transformation, and the truth concerning the supreme object of humanity's spiritual quest - the Holy Grail itself.

Do not read this book if you are a closed-minded Abrahamist or a conspiracy theorist. This material is not for petty, cheap, narrow-minded religious fanatics and those who believe in Reptilians. We wish our books to be read only by rational, enlightened individuals seeking the truth


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Shillbot I've seen this same exact post on other illuminati threads...
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What in the World are y'all talkin about. Jesus Christ is the firstfruits of Christianity. He told Peter an the disciples that after He (Jesus Christ assented to heaven that He would send His Holy Spirit to dwell inside them. and boom they were all assembled in room when His Spirit fell upon them. That is when the Church began. People who heard the word no matter who they were believed n were also baptized n filled with the Holy Spirit as well. Peter spoke boldly the Word of Christ that was Church. An that was in the book of acts chapter 4. It was later tthat Paul came into the picture. Peter an John were on way to the Synagogue when the seen a lame man an said silver n gold have i none but such as i have in the name of Jesus Christ get up an walk. It was taught then to bring your tithes n offering on the first day of the week. either way if you follow Jesus Christ as they all did an accept that He paid the price for your sin by first becoming the perfect sacrifice without spot or blemish that He was raised again 3 days later with all power n allow Him to be Lord of your life you will be saved. Jesus is the only way. He is the way the truth an the life. No one can come to the Father except through Him. He alone will set you free from the burden of sin. Paul even spoke sayin on waters one feeds but it is God though The Grace n mercy of Jesus Christ that gives the increase n sets us free. Soon the Lord will come back for His Church. will u be in Christ the true ARK. Please don't let another day go by without accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord n personal ssavior. I promise you He will set u free n will fill you with a joy that surpasses all human understanding. I love you all in the Lord Jesus Christ.

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