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I am 34 years old and I never had a job!

 
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01/12/2012 10:06 AM
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01/12/2012 10:07 AM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I know a gal who took 10 years to get a four year degree in "general studies" ~ 10 years! ~ and still has never had a job 2 years after graduating.

Un-fuckin-believable.


 Quoting: SwampWitch


Sounds like my ex-wife...I paid for her to go to school for almost a decade, to the point she was going to have to retake some classes because too much time had passed, and she ended up with a general studies degree and is a secretary basically...data entry type, near minimum wage.
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yeesh glad to hear she is your ex!
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I know a gal who took 10 years to get a four year degree in "general studies" ~ 10 years! ~ and still has never had a job 2 years after graduating.

Un-fuckin-believable.


 Quoting: SwampWitch


Sounds like my ex-wife...I paid for her to go to school for almost a decade, to the point she was going to have to retake some classes because too much time had passed, and she ended up with a general studies degree and is a secretary basically...data entry type, near minimum wage.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yeesh glad to hear she is your ex!
 Quoting: VoraciousHoney


Even after she got a job, I still had to pay daycare, gave her a credit card for gas, paid for everything... and she never put a cent in the bank!

Yeah, glad she's gone too :)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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01/12/2012 10:17 AM
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I enjoy my free time, it is amazing how free time makes a difference, and it is good to have parents who can provide all of this.
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And what will you do when your parents are gone?
No good deed goes unpunished.
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01/12/2012 10:17 AM
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I have been dating girls since 2000, some of them long term, including the one I have now, it is great experience to love a beautiful girl, they all wanted me to work but I have not found what I want to do in my life.
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01/12/2012 10:31 AM
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If they ever stop feeding me I will ascend. That is the plan.
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01/12/2012 10:32 AM
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I know a gal who took 10 years to get a four year degree in "general studies" ~ 10 years! ~ and still has never had a job 2 years after graduating.

Un-fuckin-believable.


 Quoting: SwampWitch


Sounds like my ex-wife...I paid for her to go to school for almost a decade, to the point she was going to have to retake some classes because too much time had passed, and she ended up with a general studies degree and is a secretary basically...data entry type, near minimum wage.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yeesh glad to hear she is your ex!
 Quoting: VoraciousHoney


Even after she got a job, I still had to pay daycare, gave her a credit card for gas, paid for everything... and she never put a cent in the bank!

Yeah, glad she's gone too :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


hope she didn't take any of your money with her.....
BRIEF
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Sounds like my ex-wife...I paid for her to go to school for almost a decade, to the point she was going to have to retake some classes because too much time had passed, and she ended up with a general studies degree and is a secretary basically...data entry type, near minimum wage.
 Quoting: BRIEF


yeesh glad to hear she is your ex!
 Quoting: VoraciousHoney


Even after she got a job, I still had to pay daycare, gave her a credit card for gas, paid for everything... and she never put a cent in the bank!

Yeah, glad she's gone too :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


hope she didn't take any of your money with her.....
 Quoting: VoraciousHoney


Nah, not really, I gave her enough to live on for a couple years to get her settled...I kept everything except the van I bought her for our anniversary and her clothes...including the kids :)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Bychenok (OP)
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01/12/2012 11:52 AM
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I pray to God that He will show me the way!
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01/12/2012 12:05 PM

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No biggie.

There's a whole reservation of Indians living behind me that haven't worked a day in 100 years. Now there's a goal for you.
Married, kids, etc.
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01/12/2012 12:18 PM
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what an intersesying coincidence........


I'm 43 and I've had thousands of jobs........


oh you mean work, well, hundreds
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01/13/2012 11:21 AM
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01/13/2012 12:38 PM
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01/13/2012 12:39 PM

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Freedom is so sweet!
 Quoting: Bychenok 7429099


I work and I'm free...I help people get out of debt and become free from the chains and slavery that debt brings...do you do anything for anyone other than yourself?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Help me break free of debt!
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01/13/2012 12:45 PM
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I once had a job, then i realised it was just a dream.
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01/13/2012 12:48 PM
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peace
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get a job punk
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01/13/2012 12:50 PM
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Another day of freedom for me!
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Good for you. If that's the way you want to live your life, then keep doing it. Being a debt slave is overrated anyway.
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01/13/2012 12:57 PM
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Awesome. Glad to hear it.
During the comercial slave trade they used slaves to capture free people and enslave them. That comes to mind when I see someone post "get a job".
Bychenok (OP)
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01/14/2012 05:30 AM
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Another day of fun for me!
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01/14/2012 05:33 AM
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Another day of fun for me!
 Quoting: Bychenok 7429099


What do you do for food and shelter?
Aleric

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01/14/2012 06:43 AM
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All you uppity squares need to leave the blessed herb out of this. Plenty of hard working people enjoy burning a doob!
I started working at 15 and first smoked weed at 14, so wtf ever.
Bychenok (OP)
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Another day of entertainment for me!
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01/15/2012 04:23 AM
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Another day of spending my parents money for me!
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01/15/2012 04:31 AM
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Also gives you money so you can buy things and travel.

Last Edited by Scuba7 on 01/15/2012 04:33 AM
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Being a debt slave is overrated anyway.
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I work and I have no debts.
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01/15/2012 04:41 AM
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Another day of spending my parents money for me!
 Quoting: Bychenok 8873498


I've barely worked myself, but only because I've enjoyed what I've done.

Dude, some day you're going to look back on your life and realize that you've not produced anything in the entire time you've been on earth. All the friends will wander off and you'll be left with a meaningless, empty existence with no redeeming value to society at all.
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I know a gal who took 10 years to get a four year degree in "general studies" ~ 10 years! ~ and still has never had a job 2 years after graduating.

Un-fuckin-believable.


 Quoting: SwampWitch


Sounds like my ex-wife...I paid for her to go to school for almost a decade, to the point she was going to have to retake some classes because too much time had passed, and she ended up with a general studies degree and is a secretary basically...data entry type, near minimum wage.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Feel fortunate. If she was any smarter she wouldn't have let you have sex with her.

My guess is she played you for cash, and you sucked the will to exist out of her.

cruise
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01/15/2012 04:44 AM
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I used to have jobs but now I don't and I couldn't be happier.

It's because I am self-employed.

I could never live off my parents, or someone else's hard labour. I would feel ashamed to be nothing but a drag on the people who care about me the most.

Still, I hated having a job - working for someone else. They always want more than what you officially signed up for, so I always feel scammed. Most workers will take it, to some extent anyway, which means you have to, too. People don't stand strong together to demand their rights. Especially in a poor economy, most workers will take it even more. Employers are very evil right now.

If I make less money, I would rather find more and more ways to spend less, and stretch my dollar farther, than consider working for someone else. And I save in advance for a rainy day - or a day that I just don't feel like working.

I do suppose some people work for truly honorable employers. If I had such a situation I guess that might be ok too. As long as you have your free time as well - nothing wrong with a job that treats you decently, like a person, but expects you to work, and work hard, from 9-5 (excluding your lunch), but knows to not screw with your own time starting at 5:01pm. Unless you agreed -without pressure- to work overtime, for overtime pay. Yeah. I drive a hard bargain. And it's not an employee's market. How many employers are really that honourable?

That's why I don't work for others. It's ideal to never have a job.

But OP, I don't know if you're joking or truly spoiled, but either way, you come off like a little obnoxious brat.
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I know a gal who took 10 years to get a four year degree in "general studies" ~ 10 years! ~ and still has never had a job 2 years after graduating.

Un-fuckin-believable.


 Quoting: SwampWitch


Sounds like my ex-wife...I paid for her to go to school for almost a decade, to the point she was going to have to retake some classes because too much time had passed, and she ended up with a general studies degree and is a secretary basically...data entry type, near minimum wage.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Feel fortunate. If she was any smarter she wouldn't have let you have sex with her.

My guess is she played you for cash, and you sucked the will to exist out of her.

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8834919


What a lovely human being you are.
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is obama giving all the tax payers money away to ppl who dont work

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