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I am 34 years old and I never had a job!

 
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01/24/2012 01:34 PM
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I started working part-time when I was 12.. you can count babysitting before that if you want. I had enough money to pay for my tuition (with some scholarships I got because I worked hard for my grades). I continued to work through 6 years of university, where I earned two degrees. This gave me enough money for housing and food. I graduated with zero debt. I worked the following summer from graduation (as I did all previous summers at 40+ hrs a week, Easter and Christmas) and saved up enough money to furnish my new apartment and move to a town 20 hrs away from home so I could have a full time job in my degree related field. I worked full time in my chosen profession (teaching) and when I had summer holiday, I would pick up a summer job for extra cash, or teach summer school. My first time "off" was during maternity leave of my first born. I decided to update my education and took courses with my time "off". I returned to work in a part-time fashion as to not lose tenure and seniority and figured out a plan so that I could still work and take care of our 3 children.

I am also 34. I own my home (I have built 2 with my own hands and sold) and I have no debt. I take yearly vacations and drive a good enough (10 years old because I am not vain) car.

In my spare time, I cure autism, am a practicing nutritionist, cook all my meals from scratch (which are gluten, dairy, soy, corn, nut and egg free), help countless people a day for free on the internet with supplements, diet and disease. I treat thyroid disorder. I also keep up on all things worldy and woo like.

I think you are lazy.
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01/24/2012 01:36 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
Another day of freedom for me!
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I'm 33 and haven't worked in 10 years, suffer from anxiety, depression disorder....I was never like this before.....haven't slept one hour tonight....
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Hemp oil
Celery juice
pomegranate juice
cashew nuts/walnuts
Gym 3-4 days a week

will cure your depression and any anxiety you have and you'll feel a confident new person ready to take on the world
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Max Aminos from Country Life will do this for you, too - believe it.
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I started working part-time when I was 12.. you can count babysitting before that if you want. I had enough money to pay for my tuition (with some scholarships I got because I worked hard for my grades). I continued to work through 6 years of university, where I earned two degrees. This gave me enough money for housing and food. I graduated with zero debt. I worked the following summer from graduation (as I did all previous summers at 40+ hrs a week, Easter and Christmas) and saved up enough money to furnish my new apartment and move to a town 20 hrs away from home so I could have a full time job in my degree related field. I worked full time in my chosen profession (teaching) and when I had summer holiday, I would pick up a summer job for extra cash, or teach summer school. My first time "off" was during maternity leave of my first born. I decided to update my education and took courses with my time "off". I returned to work in a part-time fashion as to not lose tenure and seniority and figured out a plan so that I could still work and take care of our 3 children.

I am also 34. I own my home (I have built 2 with my own hands and sold) and I have no debt. I take yearly vacations and drive a good enough (10 years old because I am not vain) car.

In my spare time, I cure autism, am a practicing nutritionist, cook all my meals from scratch (which are gluten, dairy, soy, corn, nut and egg free), help countless people a day for free on the internet with supplements, diet and disease. I treat thyroid disorder. I also keep up on all things worldy and woo like.

I think you are lazy.
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wow. you get an A++. i bet you don't even know who the hell you are. can they fit that all on your tombstone?
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01/24/2012 06:53 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
Another day of freedom for me!
 Quoting: Bychenok 7429099


I'm 33 and haven't worked in 10 years, suffer from anxiety, depression disorder....I was never like this before.....haven't slept one hour tonight....
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Walk it off big guy.
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01/24/2012 06:56 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
Another day of freedom for me!
 Quoting: Bychenok 7429099


I'm 33 and haven't worked in 10 years, suffer from anxiety, depression disorder....I was never like this before.....haven't slept one hour tonight....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8510352


Walk it off big guy.
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And get a fucking job...not working or no activity is bad for the health.
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I started working part-time when I was 12.. you can count babysitting before that if you want. I had enough money to pay for my tuition (with some scholarships I got because I worked hard for my grades). I continued to work through 6 years of university, where I earned two degrees. This gave me enough money for housing and food. I graduated with zero debt. I worked the following summer from graduation (as I did all previous summers at 40+ hrs a week, Easter and Christmas) and saved up enough money to furnish my new apartment and move to a town 20 hrs away from home so I could have a full time job in my degree related field. I worked full time in my chosen profession (teaching) and when I had summer holiday, I would pick up a summer job for extra cash, or teach summer school. My first time "off" was during maternity leave of my first born. I decided to update my education and took courses with my time "off". I returned to work in a part-time fashion as to not lose tenure and seniority and figured out a plan so that I could still work and take care of our 3 children.

I am also 34. I own my home (I have built 2 with my own hands and sold) and I have no debt. I take yearly vacations and drive a good enough (10 years old because I am not vain) car.

In my spare time, I cure autism, am a practicing nutritionist, cook all my meals from scratch (which are gluten, dairy, soy, corn, nut and egg free), help countless people a day for free on the internet with supplements, diet and disease. I treat thyroid disorder. I also keep up on all things worldy and woo like.

I think you are lazy.
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And you were doing so well until that last sentence. But nonetheless, I admire you. :)

hf
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01/24/2012 07:26 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
Another day of freedom for me!
 Quoting: Bychenok 7429099


Good for you...jobs are way over rated

lol
Bychenok
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01/25/2012 05:21 AM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
Another day of relaxation for me!
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01/25/2012 05:27 AM
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I admire you OP. But you know who i admire more? People who show up to work and pretend to work. I mean ones who dont do a fucking thing yet hold jobs for years and years. They are true masters and i wish to know their secrets
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2012 06:16 AM
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Having a traditional "job" is really over-rated. Most of the bosses and co-workers I had in the past were straight energy vampires & sociopaths. Instead of doing any real work they were constantly trying to deflect issues or blame someone else. Why do people subject themselves to that kind of crap day in and day out?

It's way easier these days with the internet to forge your own future and work for yourself.
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01/25/2012 06:43 AM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I wish I could do some interesting work.
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Your in the ukraine, make some of those wooden dolls and sell em. I see folks setup at craft shows selling them like crazy. Put them on the internet, etsy.com maybe. Market them as handmade in the ukraine and make a ton of money. They need to change "get a job" to "go make some money". Takes the pressure off a bit. Market youself, your country and anything else that you can think of. Try to think of something a machine can not reproduce easily. Best of luck
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01/25/2012 06:45 AM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I admire you OP. But you know who i admire more? People who show up to work and pretend to work. I mean ones who dont do a fucking thing yet hold jobs for years and years. They are true masters and i wish to know their secrets
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Oh hell that aint no different then marring a ugly woman.
Bychenok
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01/26/2012 05:34 AM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
Another day of thinking for me!
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01/26/2012 06:25 AM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I am also 34 as well!!! I finished high school only, own my own company, have 20 clients they each pay me $495.00 per month. I am expecting another 20 or so clients this year and maybe a few others in case any of these drop off.I might employ someone or just keep the money to myself. I work about 15-20 hours a week, I just bought my own house and I am probably going to buy a new porsche.
Bychenok
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01/27/2012 01:56 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
Another free day for me!
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01/27/2012 02:33 PM
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Do you smoke a lot of pot OP?

There seems to be a rampage of weed-post happening at GLP, its one of those cycles I guess.
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+1
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Where I'm from, reefer costs money. Pretty hard to come by without a job...then again, maybe we're talking to a trust-fund brat or something. In that case, I wish the fucker would leave the drugs to people whose lives suck so bad they need the buzz.
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01/27/2012 02:35 PM
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I enjoy my free time, it is amazing how free time makes a difference, and it is good to have parents who can provide all of this.
 Quoting: Bychenok 8368909


WoW! You are blessed. I enjoy working, but plan on retiring early. I have a question though, what do you do with all your freetime? Do you ever feel the least bit of guilt?
You should really think of volunteering with an organization for the underpriveledged starting out 1 day a week. Maybe a soup kitchen? Pick your own hours.
You would feel better for it! And if you ever do decide to work, or part time work, there will be something to put on your application. If you decide to do this, have fun with it!
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01/27/2012 02:37 PM
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I am also 34 as well!!! I finished high school only, own my own company, have 20 clients they each pay me $495.00 per month. I am expecting another 20 or so clients this year and maybe a few others in case any of these drop off.I might employ someone or just keep the money to myself. I work about 15-20 hours a week, I just bought my own house and I am probably going to buy a new porsche.
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they pay $495/mo for what?
arsjaadpoese

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01/27/2012 02:39 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I work 1 hours a day.
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01/27/2012 02:44 PM
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I work 1 hours a day.
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Which branch of Government?
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01/27/2012 02:59 PM
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I want to be unemployed also,fire me cunts.


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01/27/2012 03:10 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I am also 34 as well!!! I finished high school only, own my own company, have 20 clients they each pay me $495.00 per month. I am expecting another 20 or so clients this year and maybe a few others in case any of these drop off.I might employ someone or just keep the money to myself. I work about 15-20 hours a week, I just bought my own house and I am probably going to buy a new porsche.
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they pay $495/mo for what?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1364770


anal, fisting, and a facial
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01/27/2012 03:26 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
Another day of freedom for me!
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i work since 34 years. ironic isn't it..
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01/27/2012 03:34 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
I like my job, I'm not very well paid though but who cares? I'm not "entrepreneurial" type but I'm very good with my hand s and very good with with problem solving and special thinking. I'm more happy now then when I was unemployed under the tribulations of the reign of that evil witch Thatcher. Now I live in a house and eat food everyday and o boy I am I thankful for that! ( got the fuck out of HM Prison UK PLC - that helped a lot!)
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01/27/2012 03:37 PM
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Re: I am 34 years old and I never had a job!
What is a job? Oh you mean one of those slave trades where people dress nice and commute for 4 hours a day, to sell a product nobody wants, much less needs, just because some guy over there in the other box is making more than them?

From the way I hear about it from other people, I hope I never catch one.

Job free. A work virgin! Congratulations?
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What is a job? Oh you mean one of those slave trades where people dress nice and commute for 4 hours a day, to sell a product nobody wants, much less needs, just because some guy over there in the other box is making more than them?

From the way I hear about it from other people, I hope I never catch one.

Job free. A work virgin! Congratulations?
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Tell me more master


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I started working part-time when I was 12.. you can count babysitting before that if you want. I had enough money to pay for my tuition (with some scholarships I got because I worked hard for my grades). I continued to work through 6 years of university, where I earned two degrees. This gave me enough money for housing and food. I graduated with zero debt. I worked the following summer from graduation (as I did all previous summers at 40+ hrs a week, Easter and Christmas) and saved up enough money to furnish my new apartment and move to a town 20 hrs away from home so I could have a full time job in my degree related field. I worked full time in my chosen profession (teaching) and when I had summer holiday, I would pick up a summer job for extra cash, or teach summer school. My first time "off" was during maternity leave of my first born. I decided to update my education and took courses with my time "off". I returned to work in a part-time fashion as to not lose tenure and seniority and figured out a plan so that I could still work and take care of our 3 children.

I am also 34. I own my home (I have built 2 with my own hands and sold) and I have no debt. I take yearly vacations and drive a good enough (10 years old because I am not vain) car.

In my spare time, I cure autism, am a practicing nutritionist, cook all my meals from scratch (which are gluten, dairy, soy, corn, nut and egg free), help countless people a day for free on the internet with supplements, diet and disease. I treat thyroid disorder. I also keep up on all things worldy and woo like.

I think you are lazy.
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WTF? This had better be a joke!!!
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01/27/2012 03:50 PM

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stay free bro, people always will give you food and home, thats most important, if you have that and more , lucky , stay free

most of people on world today pass tru life working and working for others interests and the die without knowing the meaning of life....
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A guy I know 59 years old his first job lasted 3 weeks he was 19-20 years old. Never-ever another job. Lives with his mother (always has), "yes" voted for Obama. Thinks he's the greatist president ever and "yes" he's not caucasian...you have 25 more years to go to top this guy!

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