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~~~~TiPS On wEED, THe cannabiZ GuiDE BOOk~~~~

 
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~~~~TiPS On wEED, THe cannabiZ GuiDE BOOk~~~~
What's uP GLP

(half my life story, dont read if dont want to)
I have started cannabis use, since age 12. That's very young, also very common.
With a group of friends, we smoked around 4 grams a day for 6 years non-stop.
Sometimes other friends joined, who smoked weekly or when they felt like it.
But the four of us smoked it daily. We all fell in a life of crime. Stealing, burgerly. All types of shit.
We were a free bunch of motherfuckers, happy as can be, untill we got busted, busted, and busted again.
In total i got busted 5 times, stealing shit. Now i never went to jail due to my age but
i did got variety of punishments, few of those were gov. sponsored 'classes' on drugs.
After all that information they forced on me cannabis truly FUCKED me up. Each time I smoked
i got fucking paranoid. So i quitted smoking a few years, got my life back on track, job, home etc.
Then i started smoking again. And had to balance it with my life, wich is an accomplishment.

(continue reading here)
With weed(jonko) you always have to be carefull, if you smoke a spliff, and you will do something you enjoy.
In my case; gaming, movies, making music. You will not get bored, and you will enjoy it so much, that you
may smoke one spliff after another, before you know it, it's 5 o clock in the morning, and you have to go to work
that can be harmfull for you're life, SO, always be strong, and have a limit (in the weekend, who gives a shit?)
So that you wont fuck up in you're life!

Here's a true TIP! REMEMBER THIS if you smoke cannabizzz
Always start with just 1-3 inhales, and than WAIT the fuck up before you continue smoking the biz.
This way, you will end up having a good buzz, and you wont get paranoid or freaked out,
if you get paranoid or freaked out, it has very negative effects on the mental state > schizofrenia, you can get
depressive, etc. So ALWAYS do this. (you can smoke the whole thing if you want, and end up a good buzz, but thats
a true 50/50 chance) The more you smoke, the more you can handle.

The best thing you can do, is to smoke biz without tobacco, this way it's not harmfull at all.
Even better, is to use a bong, and no papers. I do smoke with tobacco and role it up in a paper, but
that's because i always did this, and i started to like this more then a bong. Also, you will end up
having a better high without tobacco.

Its always good to sometimes not smoke, for a few weeks up to a few months. Stay strong fucktard,
dont let weed dominate youre life, you'll just be another junkie.

Dont forget jonko boosts the creative part of the mind. Try to take advantage of this, in you're work, hobby,
lovelife, whatsoever.

Smoking weed, makes you a better person, better then the current society, and so you will become a rebel.
That's bad, you will need income! So stay sharp, sometimes weed makes you think to positive. And you will
create certain dreams, but you have to fight these thoughts, and know the world is fucked up, so you
need to continue to go to you're depressive job, and just do the useless shit untill madkind evolved
and realized that the whole shit is useless. Untill then, to what the fuck you need to do, to survive.
Dont tink you are some utopian hero.

Dont let the munchies get to you. Seriously, after a while smoking and eating healthy is the perfect combo.
Instead of eating the doritos, try the apple. The taste of fruit is so much better then those snacks when baked.

After a few years, you will notice you want something STRONGER. Dont, just quit a year, work out or something.
If you quitted for some time, the effect of getting stoned is back to when you started smoking.

Have some fun positive friends, who also smoke the biz. Smoking weed alone is cool, but it CAN isolate you.
Now that's not cool is it? Being lonely is a ticket to all kind of negative mental conditions.

Other people can post their TIPS aswell, would be cooL
Also questions will be answered

sAluTe!
BRIEF
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Are you guys trying to turn this place in to drug addicts anonymous or what?

Last Edited by BRIEF on 01/12/2012 10:48 AM
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Re: ~~~~TiPS On wEED, THe cannabiZ GuiDE BOOk~~~~
Well said and good advice.

clappa
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Are you guys trying to turn this place in to drug addicts anonymous or what?
 Quoting: BRIEF


No, i dont want to give you karma points.
and, yes.
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Are you guys trying to turn this place in to drug addicts anonymous or what?
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Weed is not a drug dipshit.
Ballin' on Welfare

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Re: ~~~~TiPS On wEED, THe cannabiZ GuiDE BOOk~~~~
alienweed
LIVE YOUR LIFE
Follow God, Not a book.
God is Love, God is Light.
Love is the secret of the universe.

[link to www.gizoogle.com]

Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit.

Google something for me called 2 kids 1 sandbox. Very cute video!
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:alienweed:
 Quoting: Ballin' on Welfare


Yes
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Are you guys trying to turn this place in to drug addicts anonymous or what?
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Weed is not a drug dipshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2988742


LOL.

And neither is tobacco or alcohol....
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01/17/2012 03:48 PM
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mj you peanut

Watch out for those peanuts, they are a choking hazard.
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never go for the area that gets the most ugly people.
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Re: ~~~~TiPS On wEED, THe cannabiZ GuiDE BOOk~~~~
Here's a court case tip.

33."Having reviewed all the material available to us we find ourselves in agreement with the conclusion reached by the Indian Hemp Drugs Commission appointed by the Government of India (1893-94) and the New York Mayor's Committee (1944 - LaGuardia)that the long-term consumption of cannabis in moderate doses has no harmful effects" "the long-asserted dangers of cannabis are exaggerated and that the related law is socially damaging, if not unworkable"
~1968 UK ROYAL COMMISSION, THE WOOTTON REPORT

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Are you guys trying to turn this place in to drug addicts anonymous or what?
 Quoting: BRIEF


youre by far the worst poster on this site

and OP, weed is awesome but I doubt any tips are needed LOL, thanks anyway..

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