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What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?

 
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What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
I first noticed the phenomenon with GW Bush. He was elected with a full head of normal colored hair. By the time he left office his hair was near white. The same thing happened with Bill Clinton.

Now, Barack Obama, who entered office with fully black hair, is about to leave office with a head of white.

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Are they shown our alien overlords? When Moses came down from Mt. Sinai, it is said his hair turned pure white too.

What do you think GLP?
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
Barbara's bush
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
HAHA^THIS^ but i have always wondered this
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
Barbara's bush
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LOL... they must be shown something that scares the shit out of them.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
they probably won't tell what they saw, since if they saw alien overlords, no doubt they'd be told that they would be killed if they blabbed about it
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
maybe satan himself has an office in the WH
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
no, it causes you to stop dyeing your hair because you stop caring what all the retards in this country think about your appearance.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
touch of gray for men

gotta look the part to play it
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
must be a lot of fungus in the Whitehouse; as greyness is caused by a hair fungus that feeds on testosterone breakdown products in the hair folicle and damages the coloration process

some mineral in alfalfa prevents this from happening; maybe iridium
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
What do they see: A stylist
It's just something they do for effect.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
The reason over the more recent past has been cloning them, the clones age faster.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
I agree with OP that there is something sinister that causes this effect. Every POTUS ages ten years per term.

And there is something else that happens between the election and actually taking office that sort of throws them into shock as well like a major briefing.

And then the aging begins. . . .
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
1. see these pictures of aliens

2. see what real aliens look like(supposedly like giant bugs)

3. you have to fly here and MEET with an alien

4. find out exactly how the government is run

5. meet the people who run the government

6. etc... etc...









I first noticed the phenomenon with GW Bush. He was elected with a full head of normal colored hair. By the time he left office his hair was near white. The same thing happened with Bill Clinton.

Now, Barack Obama, who entered office with fully black hair, is about to leave office with a head of white.

[link to 3.bp.blogspot.com]

Are they shown our alien overlords? When Moses came down from Mt. Sinai, it is said his hair turned pure white too.

What do you think GLP?
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
I first noticed the phenomenon with GW Bush. He was elected with a full head of normal colored hair. By the time he left office his hair was near white. The same thing happened with Bill Clinton.

Now, Barack Obama, who entered office with fully black hair, is about to leave office with a head of white.

[link to 3.bp.blogspot.com]

Are they shown our alien overlords? When Moses came down from Mt. Sinai, it is said his hair turned pure white too.

What do you think GLP?
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Thats quite easy to figure out, they are not in charge and are stressed out knowing that while they hold office they will be screwing every single American. They know that once their term is over they will be wanted just like Bush is now wanted in so many Countries for crimes against Humanity.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
The First Lady.

At last they have a great answer for the pick-up line "what do you do?" and they realize they can't use it.

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Question everything and do try the spirits. Whiskey, for example
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
no, it causes you to stop dyeing your hair because you stop caring what all the retards in this country think about your appearance.
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Yeah, this is probably closer to the truth. Dye hair to look young and virile during election. After election let gray return so you look distinguished and presidential.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
I agree with OP that there is something sinister that causes this effect. Every POTUS ages ten years per term.

And there is something else that happens between the election and actually taking office that sort of throws them into shock as well like a major briefing.

And then the aging begins. . . .
 Quoting: Bluebird


THIS!

A couple days before O took office, he met at the WH with Bush privately. After the hour or so meeting, they came out the 'back door' and walked to the Rose garden? for a brief presser.

When O walked out that door I immediately noticed the change in his demeanor . . . he had found out something very, very grave and horrible, shocking, and ultimately age-ing.

I imagine that's when he was told something like -- you are just a figure head and you do what TPTB tell you or you are assassinated. Period.

Yikes.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
They mysteriously get 3-4 years older.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
Maybe they learn just how bad global warming is?
Maybe they learn that Planet X is coming soon?
Maybe they learn Iran actually has nukes?(haha, ok probably not this one)
Maybe they learn who really controls the system(aliens, rich white men, reptilians, who knows?)

I think we can be certain they are shown something terrible.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
the red pill has side effects agent
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
They mysteriously get 3-4 years older.
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freakin shill. get lost.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
Maybe they learn just how bad global warming is?
Maybe they learn that Planet X is coming soon?
Maybe they learn Iran actually has nukes?(haha, ok probably not this one)
Maybe they learn who really controls the system(aliens, rich white men, reptilians, who knows?)

I think we can be certain they are shown something terrible.
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THIS

Also, gray hair starts at the front if its worry and at the sides if its age.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
Maybe they get injected with a deadly virus that stays dormant while they are in office. Then if they don't be the puppet and do as told, they won't get the antivirus when they leave office.

cool2
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
They mysteriously get 3-4 years older.
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freakin shill. get lost.
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Fuck off Ghost. From the Huffington Post:

"The greying of hair and wrinkling of the skin seen in presidents while they're in office are normal elements of human aging," said study author S. Jay Olshansky, a researcher on aging at the University of Illinois at Chicago.

Stress can speed up those two outward signs of aging, and it's possible that job stress has made some presidents appear to age quickly.
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Good thread. I request a pin.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
I agree with OP that there is something sinister that causes this effect. Every POTUS ages ten years per term.

And there is something else that happens between the election and actually taking office that sort of throws them into shock as well like a major briefing.

And then the aging begins. . . .
 Quoting: Bluebird


THIS!

A couple days before O took office, he met at the WH with Bush privately. After the hour or so meeting, they came out the 'back door' and walked to the Rose garden? for a brief presser.

When O walked out that door I immediately noticed the change in his demeanor . . . he had found out something very, very grave and horrible, shocking, and ultimately age-ing.

I imagine that's when he was told something like -- you are just a figure head and you do what TPTB tell you or you are assassinated. Period.

Yikes.
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What position did u hold that you were able to view Obama's reaction in person??! Can u say? Or was this on TV?
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
I believe a great deal of stress can do that but idk could be anyone's guess, just seems to me that they have alot riding on them.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
The "security" they get for the rest of their lives is really there to keep them from telling the American people the truth.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
The "security" they get for the rest of their lives is really there to keep them from telling the American people the truth.
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I should have prefaced that with "What if".

hiding
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
Maybe they learn just how bad global warming is?
Maybe they learn that Planet X is coming soon?
Maybe they learn Iran actually has nukes?(haha, ok probably not this one)
Maybe they learn who really controls the system(aliens, rich white men, reptilians, who knows?)

I think we can be certain they are shown something terrible.
 Quoting: Ghost374 1497469


THIS

Also, gray hair starts at the front if its worry and at the sides if its age.
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that is intesting - never heard it before.
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Re: What do presidents see that causes gray hair in the first 3-4 years?
Maybe they get injected with a deadly virus that stays dormant while they are in office. Then if they don't be the puppet and do as told, they won't get the antivirus when they leave office.

cool2
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