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Could Tim Tebow Be One of the Two Witnesses?

 
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Could Tim Tebow Be One of the Two Witnesses?
Something is really interesting about this guy. It is amazing. I feel he could possibly be one of the two witnesses.
I am not 100% sure yet but if he wins tomorrow and then goes on to the Super Bowl and wins it, I might just have to say that without a doubt he is one of the two witnesses here on earth.

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this is why i <3 GLP.

Let your imagination run free!!!!
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Oh my god..
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Anti-christ isn't here yet.
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No; Absolute BS
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Re: Could Tim Tebow Be One of the Two Witnesses?
Yes he is. Yes he is. Yes he is. Yes he is. Yes he is. Yes he is. Yes he is. Yes he is.

I'm the Anti-Christ. YOU FU.CKING IDIOTS.

PAY ATTENTION NOW.

START PAYING ATTENTION NOW.

EVERYBODY!

I'M THE "ANTI-CHRIST"!!

I'VE ALREADY TRIED TO EXPLAIN IN THIS TOPIC:



Thread: I'm here. I'm the guy. "The Illuminati could not refuse guy" Ask me anything



AND I'VE COMMUNICATED WITH TIM TEBOW DURING THE GAME!

HE'S ONE OF THE TWO WITNESSES! (THRU TELEPATHY)

JUST PAY ATTENTION!!


WE HAVE MASS SHEEP!!
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Re: Could Tim Tebow Be One of the Two Witnesses?
Well I did have the two witnesses in my timeline beginning October 21st, 2011 and ending April 4th, 2015 (1260 days) later.

It was on October 23rd, 2011 that Tim Tebow over took the starting job and the Tebow frenzy and miracles began!
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Re: Could Tim Tebow Be One of the Two Witnesses?
i see.

well yes. he is one of the two witnesses. and im the other one.

go ahead, find someone else who will feed you these things. because you wont. because im telling you the truth
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Ya, Adam and Eve ARE the two witnesses. Tim must be Adam.

Thanks, GLP Shill. I am enlightened.
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Re: Could Tim Tebow Be One of the Two Witnesses?
If he beats the Pats tomorrow, he'll then have to face the winner of the Texans/Ravens game before he could make it to the Super Bowl. It's not one more win and he's in. It'll most likely be the "evil carrion birds of death," the Ravens who he'll have to play. rockon

I'm sure we'll see a lot of talk about the symbolism of the raven vs. Tebow, or whatever, if it comes to that. After all, a group of ravens is not called a "flock" or a "gaggle," it's called an "unkindness" (look it up).

Anyway, I don't even know what the "two witnesses" means. I assume they are figures in Revelation? Been so long since I read it (no, I ain't religious, sorry).
Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-Mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
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Witness this s226
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....Imagine...? chuckle The Lord works in strange ways...but this is not beyond the realm of possibility...:rockon
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op, idiots like you is what makes glp look bad..
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Re: Could Tim Tebow Be One of the Two Witnesses?
Tebow can stand against Obama & Romney & Paul & Satan and Zues himself?

Tebow 7:233
"but of you Who can stand against Him and perform his mystical works? The unhorned beast replied as he spew turmoil from the mouths of the manchild? Who I ask to those in the low plains?"
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bump
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Re: Could Tim Tebow Be One of the Two Witnesses?
JEREMY LIN is the other witness....