What's a discreet way to handle an itchy butthole in public ?

i just get right on in there

fuck em

You should be askin yerself WHY you have a itchy butthole, in the first place!

go to the bathroom and wipe your ass a lil better...

"Like trying to haul a Marlin over the side of the boat"

haha too funny..

get all these "strange sound" religious hysteria threads off the front page

i back myself into a corner and get my finger down in my stinker and scratch it out

this.


But i know the feeling!

reverse fart.

Try bathing daily....

tryin to act like your buttholes never itched

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Wipe your ass after you take a shit. Get treated for pinworms.

sitting on a pylon works..

I invented a solution to this problem several years ago


I took one strap from a pair of old suspenders

I hooked one clip to the back of my tie and ran the strap under my clothes down around between my legs and up my back , then I hooked the second clip to the back of my collar ( on the inside so it doesnt show )


I call my invention "Body Floss"


So whenever old "Berbie" gets to itchin I just discretely reach up grab ahold of my tie and act like Im adjusting it and it works like a charm

However for best results you should move you tie up and down approximately 2 feet , it takes some practice to be able to do this in public and still look "natural".

Also you need to be careful when you adjust the tension of the strap , too tight and it pulls your collar back cutting off the flow of blood to your brain and lightly bruising you balls as well


My finacial backer for the invention was David Carradine

ITS NOT MY FAULT HE DIDNT READ THE DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!

dave is dead

just put your fingy in the stinky and rub

Rub oil of oregano on it before you go out.

Better get the wet wipes so you don't have to deal with it in the first place.

Just use a butt plug!

Take worming tablets and wipe your butt better. Should alleviate the problem.

Actually, they do that because they need their anal gland expressed most of the time.

Confucius say," Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, will wake up in the morning with smelly finger".

u gotta shift your body weight down on one leg, then switch to the other leg.

Find a restroom so you can do it in private.

Hydrocortisone or something, maybe even olive oil, unless its the ringworms, damn so many things can go wrong with the body. Just treat it with a good lotion before you go out and if it persists see a doctor even if its embarassing.

Next time just allow yourself to enjoy the sensation. Notice that grin and lip curl that comes over your face. It's all good, my friend. Right fact,it's exquisite. Just don't overindulge. You won't get anything done.

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Youre shitty down there OP, buy a tub of baby wet wipes. Only thing that really gets it clean .
Ive showered and bathed and scrubbed and still used a wet wipe after that got what water couldnt

Wet wipes are amazing.

Wow. So many claim to never have an itchy butthole.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to raise the ol' on that. If you're male, your butthole itches.