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I started out with nothing, and I've still got most of it left
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You lucky bastard

I am tied down to everything I thought I wanted...I hate my life, can I have yours
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Yeah ... This makes sense to me.

I love half my life (the weekends, the wife, the kid, my dogs, my bands that I play a few shows a month in, my free time, an evening pint of ale [or two].)

I can't stand getting up at 5:30 Am 5 days a week, a mind numbing bullshit admin job for big healthcare company for 40k a year, being treated like shit for opting out of overtime as often as possible, being underwater on a once over valued home loan that will be here the rest of my life, paying off a newish car that feels plastic, not knowing what my kid will do to afford college, not liking the polical system we have because both sides are bought and paid for by large corportate interests, love sports but living in a town where all the teams really suck, watching terrible musicians make millions not because they are good but because they look like plastic fucking super models and have mega sex appeal, feeling like a square peg that is forced to fit into a round hole in life.


For me it's about half and half.

Half great. Half sucks.

Such is life.
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And the elite think we havent figured it out?
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“The things you own end up owning you”
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No house
No mortgage
Shitty vehicle
No money
No investments
No pension

I make under $40k, and can fit everything I own(of value) in the back of a pick-up.

I don't fit in, other people talk about House prices and what they have. I ain't got shit.
 Quoting: QuinEtiam

Sounds like you need to reboot.

#1) Shut down: Eliminate all ties to previous life and convert anything and everything you have into as much liquid cash as you can.

#2) Restart: Move to a totally different location (take the train to keep it cheap but move really far away) near a big city. Move into a single room in a house and keep rent below $400mo+utils+food to start.

#3) Memory / registry wipe: Delete all previous files regarding your perception of reality and your previous self image.

Watch in awe as everything works out for the best. I've done it, and it totally worked.agentREALITY IS SOFTWARE RUNNING IN YOUR HEAD NEO. TIME TO UNINSTALL.
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I got no worries, I'm on track for 90K of tax free Governments funds this year. Nothing in my name. All good.
 Quoting: QuinEtiam


You're fucking over your taxpaying neighbors for $90k a year and you have the nerve to bitch about your problems?!
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If it was just me,myself and me, I wouldnt give a shit just like OP. Theres too many psycho paths in the world to compete with and I just dont have that same drive. Ive bought the third batch of counterfeit products from China unknowingly, and it was USA sellers. The counterfeit goods were so awful, I had to throw it away. How people can cheat people and live with themselves is beyond me. They lack a soul. I cant step on heads to get to the top, Id rather give stuff away.

Somehow living for people you love and care about gives you the will power to keep chugging. You have to live for others or youll end up selfish either way. I dont live for myself. Never wanted to , never have. Its the ones that love me that keep me going.


Ive watched some of your threads and listen to you for a year now Appolo. And we dont always agree, its not important really. And your right about the psychopaths in the world, they breed like rabbits som they arent going away. PSchopaths are parasitic by nature and self serving doesnt matter who they crush. I own a small company and have been cheated many times, by some of the most wealthy people! They are the worst, but you take the hit and keep moving forward, and with a smile. Living for the ones you Love is being a man! Working for the ones you love makes you somewhat of a good man. Ive been beaten and crushed to nothing a few times no joke. Even by the people i loved! BUt i have something inside me that keeps me lookinng forward to the end! We as human beings are appointed to hardship, its a fact of life. Those who look for angles and exploit others think there is a shortcut. And i can assure you there isnt one. I havent always been what i should be.

You are fighting the good fight, just remember the battle has already been won for those who choose life. Those who cheat, steal, and rob for their success,eventually wither like the grass and are here no more and no one will remember them. We are at war! Even if you dont see it or understand it, it doesnt change the fact we are at war. This war will require deliverance doesnt matter what you believe, taking care of your family is important but your heart being in the right place can be the difference between life and death. Work and prayer have been the key to my success but not without failure to test my faith and make me stronger, able to endure all things! To be happy when i am abased as well as when i am abounding. Keep the faith in truth, it isnt about religion. Without truth there is only fantasy. Your a strong individual from what i gather. When the shit hits the fan and it will, you will be prepared im sure of it.
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Thank you friend ! You speak with calmness and wisdom and faith. It is faith that gets me thru. Faith that in the end, doing the right thing will pay off. Seems to have never been that way in all of human history, but one day it has to be so !

Its that hope of the flame, essence of morality and the the light of reason that makes it all worthwhile.

Had a chance when I was young and healthy to try out for a major movie that starred Kevin Costner. This particular movie per se was ok, But the whole industry stinks, Im not appealed to make out and have sex on screen so my kids will see it later on. I like a good movie now and then, but its ridiculous that film stars and sport stars can make millions while teachers and police men and hard working small business owners have to struggle.

Used to work for a business owner and it was all up hill for them. This world is a hostile, competitive place

Almost looking forward to my last breath on this earth realm cause Im already tired. lol

Cant wait to see or build a world of my own one day. I think I would do it differently than what was done here, who knows, Cant wait to find out.

And thank you too for telling me, Ill survive the days to come. Im sure of whats to happen and it took all my mystic training to find peace with the upcoming changes. Others wont have it so easy

As they say in mysticism, Go thru your dark night of the soul now and you wont have to go thru it later.hf
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Good thing about threads like this, it keeps me in check. I make good money about 20K$ a month but I am scared to get hooked and in debt because if something happens I could loose it all. So instead of getting a bigger house and more cars I have just about paid off everything I own. I only go 30 years left of workability if possible, health permitting. Sux you have to work till you die almost, IF you make it that far.
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To the OP I will give the little time I have left to try to explain something to him, and I hope he listens because this wisdom I am about to share is invaluable in understanding that wealth does not correlate with worthiness. .

We live in what is called a capitalist system, and a capitalist system is like crap in toilet, shit always floats to the top.

The best way to characterize capitalism honestly is the most ruthless and dishonest occupy the positions of power and wealth, acquiring them through conspiring with others of a similar mindset sometimes sharing a certain ethnic backgammon I won't get into here, and to put it bluntly, by stealing from the least intelligent and least able to understand concepts like interest and the fact that the harder one works does not at all correlate with success, in fact it usually equals living in poverty.

Don't misunderstand me, Capitalism DOES NOT reward the most intelligent or the most honest ,and certainly not the most worthy, it rewards the devious and those willing to sell their their mother for a few bucks. The most intelligent are usually burdened with a conscious, and thought there have been notable exceptions, the really horrible people in history have been of moderate intelligence and no moral boundaries.
It might come as a surprise to you, but there are more well above average intelligence people pushing shopping carts and living on the streets than there are in investment banking by a very wide margin.

This is simply because very often the intelligent are intentionally sabotaged in life by people who are their superiors like teachers and work supervisors.

Sooner or later the individual becomes disillusioned, like you are now, and gives up on themselves.

As a personal example an oilfield repair shop manager with no formal education past the 8th grade developed an unexplained dislike for me.

Eventually he had me fired by blaming a stupid redneck mistake he had made on me. There is no doubt in my mind his problems with me were simply because he recognized I was more intelligent than he was and far more qualified for his job than he was because I was college educated and had an background in engineering. THIS IS VERY COMMON IN THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM, AND A PRIMARY REASON WHY IT IS A FAILING SYSTEM!

A truly successful economic and social system must reward people according to their physical effort and the ingenuity, not their dishonesty and lack of moral restraint.



Do not feel like a failure because you don't have things or like people, the vast majority of people these days are better off avoided and most aren't worth a .223 cartridge to shoot and shovel in a shallow hole.

I'll tell you another little gem of wisdom, i never met a wealthy person who was truly happy and I have met many, but I have met people as poor as a church mouse who were content and always happy.

You will find the most corrupt, dishonest and ruthless people have the most power and wealth, whereas the most honest who would give their own life to save that of a child they didn't even know don't have two dimes to rub together.

It is a rare occurrence indeed to meet a wealthy person of good moral character, in fact in 50 years of life I have yet to. However, i have met many people who have accumulated a home they actually own and comfortable living through hard work, but this usually doesn't occur until much later in life, and it seems as soon as they get to this point they get sick or run into some bad luck and lose everything, dying penniless.
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I got no worries, I'm on track for 90K of tax free Governments funds this year. Nothing in my name. All good.
 Quoting: QuinEtiam


You're fucking over your taxpaying neighbors for $90k a year and you have the nerve to bitch about your problems?!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin

The point is to turn those money into food or survival items at the right time. Or else those money can turn into useless paper overnight.
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I got no worries, I'm on track for 90K of tax free Governments funds this year. Nothing in my name. All good.
 Quoting: QuinEtiam


You're fucking over your taxpaying neighbors for $90k a year and you have the nerve to bitch about your problems?!
 Quoting: Evil_Twin

The point is to turn those money into food or survival items at the right time. Or else those money can turn into useless paper overnight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094219


No, the point is, OP is making a handsome living at his neighbors' expense, and bitching about it.
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No house
No mortgage
Shitty vehicle
No money
No investments
No pension

I make under $40k, and can fit everything I own(of value) in the back of a pick-up.

I don't fit in, other people talk about House prices and what they have. I ain't got shit.
 Quoting: QuinEtiam


sorry to hear that i am in the same boat.
really hope more people wake up to this global tyranny systems of take take..
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i have met a lot of poor people, who are lazy fucks who live off the government's tit, and breed like rabbits and make more dependent people and the cycle goes on an on, there are a lot more poor lazy fucks, then there are rich greedy fucks,

how many jobs you get from a poor lazy fuck?
how many jobs you get from a greedy rich fuck?

someone is going to rule over you

capitalists, facists, communists

your choice

where are YOU and your family going to have the best bet of making something of yourself and providing for your family.

I don't care how poor you are in America,

a poor American is richer then most people in other countries.

Read Jekyll Island and see how this whole scheme has been mastered since the early twentieth century, and how everyone has been turned into serfs.

It isn't even capitalists,

its the people who own all the banks, the few, the elite, they are so evil and have so much blood on their hands

you want to cry about something, read that book.
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To the OP I will give the little time I have left to try to explain something to him, and I hope he listens because this wisdom I am about to share is invaluable in understanding that wealth does not correlate with worthiness. .

We live in what is called a capitalist system, and a capitalist system is like crap in toilet, shit always floats to the top.

The best way to characterize capitalism honestly is the most ruthless and dishonest occupy the positions of power and wealth, acquiring them through conspiring with others of a similar mindset sometimes sharing a certain ethnic backgammon I won't get into here, and to put it bluntly, by stealing from the least intelligent and least able to understand concepts like interest and the fact that the harder one works does not at all correlate with success, in fact it usually equals living in poverty.

Don't misunderstand me, Capitalism DOES NOT reward the most intelligent or the most honest ,and certainly not the most worthy, it rewards the devious and those willing to sell their their mother for a few bucks. The most intelligent are usually burdened with a conscious, and thought there have been notable exceptions, the really horrible people in history have been of moderate intelligence and no moral boundaries.
It might come as a surprise to you, but there are more well above average intelligence people pushing shopping carts and living on the streets than there are in investment banking by a very wide margin.

This is simply because very often the intelligent are intentionally sabotaged in life by people who are their superiors like teachers and work supervisors.

Sooner or later the individual becomes disillusioned, like you are now, and gives up on themselves.

As a personal example an oilfield repair shop manager with no formal education past the 8th grade developed an unexplained dislike for me.

Eventually he had me fired by blaming a stupid redneck mistake he had made on me. There is no doubt in my mind his problems with me were simply because he recognized I was more intelligent than he was and far more qualified for his job than he was because I was college educated and had an background in engineering. THIS IS VERY COMMON IN THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM, AND A PRIMARY REASON WHY IT IS A FAILING SYSTEM!

A truly successful economic and social system must reward people according to their physical effort and the ingenuity, not their dishonesty and lack of moral restraint.



Do not feel like a failure because you don't have things or like people, the vast majority of people these days are better off avoided and most aren't worth a .223 cartridge to shoot and shovel in a shallow hole.

I'll tell you another little gem of wisdom, i never met a wealthy person who was truly happy and I have met many, but I have met people as poor as a church mouse who were content and always happy.

You will find the most corrupt, dishonest and ruthless people have the most power and wealth, whereas the most honest who would give their own life to save that of a child they didn't even know don't have two dimes to rub together.

It is a rare occurrence indeed to meet a wealthy person of good moral character, in fact in 50 years of life I have yet to. However, i have met many people who have accumulated a home they actually own and comfortable living through hard work, but this usually doesn't occur until much later in life, and it seems as soon as they get to this point they get sick or run into some bad luck and lose everything, dying penniless.
 Quoting: RWH 1335566


You described me in this essay. I have so much moral restraint and admittingly above average intelligence that both or either or has restrained me numerous times in life.

Been depressed thru out cause I know how this system works and I've been envious that Im not more numb to the feelings of others, and therefore able to take advantage of them. Im too empathetic and couldn't do that.

Im almost hoping for a maniacal Anti Christ figure, more devious then all the trickers put together. He will lure all the unworthy high and mighty in and pull a Samson on them. Collapse all of the worlds money, unethical corporations (there are a few good ones amongst the wolves), nations and religions into a smoldering heap and dance on it like Shiva. Been wondering if it will take fire to fight fire.
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I would suggest not buying a house unless you are married. I bought one and I regret it.
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i have met a lot of poor people, who are lazy fucks who live off the government's tit, and breed like rabbits and make more dependent people and the cycle goes on an on, there are a lot more poor lazy fucks, then there are rich greedy fucks,

how many jobs you get from a poor lazy fuck?
how many jobs you get from a greedy rich fuck?

someone is going to rule over you

capitalists, facists, communists

your choice

where are YOU and your family going to have the best bet of making something of yourself and providing for your family.

I don't care how poor you are in America,

a poor American is richer then most people in other countries.

Read Jekyll Island and see how this whole scheme has been mastered since the early twentieth century, and how everyone has been turned into serfs.

It isn't even capitalists,

its the people who own all the banks, the few, the elite, they are so evil and have so much blood on their hands

you want to cry about something, read that book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1290518


This is true about the poor in America being the richest in the world.

Its just a shame how the middle class gets the attacks though. All they want is good health, a reliable car and big enough home for the kids, Its a battle to get just that.

The poor have their sins, the rich have their sins. Whats wrong with picking middle ground?? It seems like being middle class is the impossible dream.
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Somebody was right, there will be no pensions or social services in 10-20 years. The working poor are maxed out.

Best advice I can give to a 20 year old, get all your teeth pulled now and get dentures, because you'll never afford to get one tooth fixed down the line.
 Quoting: QuinEtiam


The Brits have been ahead of you for years. They get their original teeth pulled, and have them replaced with wooden teeth. I guess the only thing they have to worry about in that regard is termites. 5a
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enjoy paying thousands for dental medical.. all i can say is fuk that ...ass fucked system , again american ego nation dont need help, but same time complain they are broke? go figure..

so stop the hating most of u are just liek the rest of the planet broke and trying to make ends meet. try to deny hide it many.
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I would suggest not buying a house unless you are married. I bought one and I regret it.
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banks will just ass grind u monthly.

only for the next 30 years.
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To the OP I will give the little time I have left to try to explain something to him, and I hope he listens because this wisdom I am about to share is invaluable in understanding that wealth does not correlate with worthiness. .

We live in what is called a capitalist system, and a capitalist system is like crap in toilet, shit always floats to the top.

The best way to characterize capitalism honestly is the most ruthless and dishonest occupy the positions of power and wealth, acquiring them through conspiring with others of a similar mindset sometimes sharing a certain ethnic backgammon I won't get into here, and to put it bluntly, by stealing from the least intelligent and least able to understand concepts like interest and the fact that the harder one works does not at all correlate with success, in fact it usually equals living in poverty.

Don't misunderstand me, Capitalism DOES NOT reward the most intelligent or the most honest ,and certainly not the most worthy, it rewards the devious and those willing to sell their their mother for a few bucks. The most intelligent are usually burdened with a conscious, and thought there have been notable exceptions, the really horrible people in history have been of moderate intelligence and no moral boundaries.
It might come as a surprise to you, but there are more well above average intelligence people pushing shopping carts and living on the streets than there are in investment banking by a very wide margin.

This is simply because very often the intelligent are intentionally sabotaged in life by people who are their superiors like teachers and work supervisors.

Sooner or later the individual becomes disillusioned, like you are now, and gives up on themselves.

As a personal example an oilfield repair shop manager with no formal education past the 8th grade developed an unexplained dislike for me.

Eventually he had me fired by blaming a stupid redneck mistake he had made on me. There is no doubt in my mind his problems with me were simply because he recognized I was more intelligent than he was and far more qualified for his job than he was because I was college educated and had an background in engineering. THIS IS VERY COMMON IN THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM, AND A PRIMARY REASON WHY IT IS A FAILING SYSTEM!

A truly successful economic and social system must reward people according to their physical effort and the ingenuity, not their dishonesty and lack of moral restraint.



Do not feel like a failure because you don't have things or like people, the vast majority of people these days are better off avoided and most aren't worth a .223 cartridge to shoot and shovel in a shallow hole.

I'll tell you another little gem of wisdom, i never met a wealthy person who was truly happy and I have met many, but I have met people as poor as a church mouse who were content and always happy.

You will find the most corrupt, dishonest and ruthless people have the most power and wealth, whereas the most honest who would give their own life to save that of a child they didn't even know don't have two dimes to rub together.

It is a rare occurrence indeed to meet a wealthy person of good moral character, in fact in 50 years of life I have yet to. However, i have met many people who have accumulated a home they actually own and comfortable living through hard work, but this usually doesn't occur until much later in life, and it seems as soon as they get to this point they get sick or run into some bad luck and lose everything, dying penniless.
 Quoting: RWH 1335566


Wow... I'm your age and have to say, your empirical data stinks.
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OP! Dude many are in the same boats as you so don't feel bad!

I made a mistake of buying stuff such as cars and toys on a loan when I was younger and I regret it.

You need to plan your finance! We don't learn the MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF MONEY at school! I wished someone had taught me but I learned it the hard way!

Always save about 10% of your earnings! Don't buy shit you don't need! Live below your means!

Two things in life.

Defense and Attack:

Defense is the ability to protect your assets.
Saving is defense. Living under your means is defense. Buying cheap products is defense. Having a job is defense.


Attack is the ability to maximize your opportunity when you see one. New promising job is an attack. Good investment is an attack.(But unless you study investment it will be just be a gamble). If you see an opportunity you need to act on it full power!

Defense and Attack in relationships:

Defense: Keeping good relationship with your boss by sucking up. Agreeing with your boss is defense. Keeping good relationship with your colleague is a defense. Buying presents and doing something special on your lovers special day is defense. Constantly keeping in touch with your friends are defense.


Attack: When your boss think you are good worker and shows that he likes you, solidify that relationship by hanging out with him more. Do somethings more with your lover even on not so special days. Expand your network by constantly meeting new people.


IN LIFE BOTH DEFENSE AND ATTACK IS NECESSARYLY BECAUSE OUR LIVES HAVE UPS AND DOWNS.

WHEN TIME IS SHIT, THE DEFENSE WILL PROTECT YOU.
WHEN TIME IS GOOD, THE ATTACK WILL EXCEL YOU!!!

~Ninja
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Me and the wife started helping out this old lady, she started paying us for small chores. Then she asked me for rides, payed me $50 a turn. Now she's paying me $350/week.

I put $700 down on her kitchen table, said she paid me too much. She told me to take the money or never come back, she said he children take the money but don't spend anytime with her.
It only hurts for a minute
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Me and the wife started helping out this old lady, she started paying us for small chores. Then she asked me for rides, payed me $50 a turn. Now she's paying me $350/week.

I put $700 down on her kitchen table, said she paid me too much. She told me to take the money or never come back, she said he children take the money but don't spend anytime with her.
 Quoting: Scarletwhore


Now you must do defense program!

Defense: You must thank this old woman and give her love. Also you should thank the universe. Keep connection strong with this lady. Buy her gifts. Be extra nice to her. Give her the company that she wants. Believe that she is your grandmother!

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i'm in my late 20s, grandpa left me 500k. i own a nice apartment and car.
i have a steady job in IT and I was diagnosed with HIV.
i'm a closeted gay and had few sexual partners but had an accident with a small dicked guy who left a condom inside me. using condoms has its risks too and i played russian roulette...
i don't know how much i'll live and i don't wanna take meds coz i think its gonna make me sicker.. right now i'm healthy but scared.
it's not all about the money man!! at least you have health.
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YOU MY FRIEND NEED TO MAKE YOURSELF ONE OF THESE TO KILL ANY VIRUS INSIDE YOU.

[link to health.dir.groups.yahoo.com]

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
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Me and the wife started helping out this old lady, she started paying us for small chores. Then she asked me for rides, payed me $50 a turn. Now she's paying me $350/week.

I put $700 down on her kitchen table, said she paid me too much. She told me to take the money or never come back, she said he children take the money but don't spend anytime with her.
 Quoting: Scarletwhore


Now you must do defense program!

Defense: You must thank this old woman and give her love. Also you should thank the universe. Keep connection strong with this lady. Buy her gifts. Be extra nice to her. Give her the company that she wants. Believe that she is your grandmother!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 938673


Explain it to me, I too fried on hash to get it.
It only hurts for a minute
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The irony here is that the monarchy never truly vanish, they just mutated from crown to tie&suit.

This is the exact same medieval feudal system with modern names.

You now have the peasant looking at the elites on their balcony drinking champagne and mocking them.

The last time such a scenario happen the French peasant did a pretty good job with the marvelous guillotine.

At that time all the monarchy were trying to pass for peasant to escape their dreaded fate.

My advise to the rich of this world would be as follow :

1. Buy a full wardrobe of average joe clothing.

2.Start to do some manual labor around your castle so your hands won't look too good.

3.Buy an average joe used car.

4.Buy an average house (There plenty since your rip them off)

5.Make a fake resume from a fake plumbing company.

6.Buy a complete set of false identity documents.

7.Assassinate every person that know who you are.(Should be easy for you).

8. Start to eat junk food to get your system to adapt.

9. Learn to play bowling.

10. Good luck
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01/17/2012 12:04 AM
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Me and the wife started helping out this old lady, she started paying us for small chores. Then she asked me for rides, payed me $50 a turn. Now she's paying me $350/week.

I put $700 down on her kitchen table, said she paid me too much. She told me to take the money or never come back, she said he children take the money but don't spend anytime with her.
 Quoting: Scarletwhore


Now you must do defense program!

Defense: You must thank this old woman and give her love. Also you should thank the universe. Keep connection strong with this lady. Buy her gifts. Be extra nice to her. Give her the company that she wants. Believe that she is your grandmother!


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Explain it to me, I too fried on hash to get it.
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Sorry dude, doing hash is not defense nor attack!

Doing hash is self destruction!

Clean up your act!
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01/17/2012 12:05 AM
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01/17/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
OP WTF ARE YOU DOING SMOKING HASH!?

ARE YOU WEAK!? YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY OF DOPE?

WTF !!!!????


IF YOU ARE BROKE AND SHIT DONT BE BUYING DOPE!
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01/17/2012 12:06 AM
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The irony here is that the monarchy never truly vanish, they just mutated from crown to tie&suit.

This is the exact same medieval feudal system with modern names.

You now have the peasant looking at the elites on their balcony drinking champagne and mocking them.

The last time such a scenario happen the French peasant did a pretty good job with the marvelous guillotine.

At that time all the monarchy were trying to pass for peasant to escape their dreaded fate.

My advise to the rich of this world would be as follow :

1. Buy a full wardrobe of average joe clothing.

2.Start to do some manual labor around your castle so your hands won't look too good.

3.Buy an average joe used car.

4.Buy an average house (There plenty since your rip them off)

5.Make a fake resume from a fake plumbing company.

6.Buy a complete set of false identity documents.

7.Assassinate every person that know who you are.(Should be easy for you).

8. Start to eat junk food to get your system to adapt.

9. Learn to play bowling.

10. Good luck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8912132


LOL, You ought to write one of them joke books and get them published. A HOW TO guide.

Like the rich have them etiquette and jousting lessons, You can also hold lessons/classes for them on how to be a average joe , lol. Charge them by the hour .

Courses in

How to change the oil in your car.
How to operate Redbox kiosk.
How to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken
How to budget your bank account to buy something "next month"
How to choose the "best" used car .
How to cry over medical and electric bills
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01/17/2012 12:07 AM
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I don't buy it, get it from Nelson...trade for my pics.
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