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I am 40 years old and don't have shit

 
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Trying to show people you don't have to have some mega job making a load of money to get somewhere in life dumb ass!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5558623


LOL!? Tooting your horn over a seriously misplaced ego, is more like it.

It's like,..."Finally someone who is "more-worser-off" than me,.....duh,hurr,hurr,hurr,......Ima Brag foro a minute."

Funny thing is,....what you've described,....ain't all that impressive country boy....but you didn't even realize that,....now didja Jeffro?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8987280


People brag about a lot less. For instance they own a expensive 4 bedroom house and Mercedes.

Building a nice life for yourself is something you should brag about, you could encourage someone to get off their arse and get a job to go to Seaworld. Or better yet working at Seaworld.

Anyone can make a life for themself, some people choose to be depressed and sit in front of a shonky funstation all day. Instead if they had a job they could go to a themepark, go snowboarding or buy a jetski. There's a lot to do on Earth, if you spend all your time on an internet forum then some people would consider you to be a loser.
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No shit? Thanks for the free life-leson. Know how threads work? I'm not the OP, idiot.

I could buy and sell the braggart who bragged over "not much" on top of this other guy,...the OP's thread. I didn't see the braggart supply the OP with any encouragement.

Talk to the braggart.

As for "People brag about a lot less",....well,...that's true,....and while they are also dicks,.......we aren't talking about them - they aren't on this thread,...except for the one other guy with the beemer who basically did the same thing.

I self-earned and have built more than either described - but I ain't describing mine because, as with the other two,...it's in poor taste in the context of this thread and entirely misplaced.

I don't need motivational lesson - I've already earned and got mine. But,...I don't wiggle it around in front of a guy down on his luck.
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but yet you did manage to get it all out there now didnt you...superman
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
i'm in my late 20s, grandpa left me 500k. i own a nice apartment and car.
i have a steady job in IT and I was diagnosed with HIV.
i'm a closeted gay and had few sexual partners but had an accident with a small dicked guy who left a condom inside me. using condoms has its risks too and i played russian roulette...
i don't know how much i'll live and i don't wanna take meds coz i think its gonna make me sicker.. right now i'm healthy but scared.
it's not all about the money man!! at least you have health.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8932296


not sure if this would work but since you're on glp you might try reading about liver flush, apple cider vinegar , spirulina etc..i'm pretty sure you can kick away HIV shit as long as you donot buy into MSM drugs ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1493069



Huhhh... And you are pretty sure of this because you read some article on GLP or some other "Miracle Potion" site... Well, that's good enough for me....


Take the medication because it can prolong your life, I know people that have been living with AIDS for several years and the medication is working well for them. Once you are on the meds and the shock of first finding out about being HIV+ fades you will begin feeling better and you still have a long life ahead of you which can be whatever you want it to be my friend.

The on-going medical research that is being done on AIDS will surely result in more effective drugs in years to come.

Don't make stupid decisions because of the shock you are in right now. It will get better, give yourself a chance to emotionally heal.
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01/16/2012 09:48 PM
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This thread just gets dumber and dumber.
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
my grandma (who was a gypsy) always said, "never own more than you can carry in a brown paper bag."
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One day an employee talk to his boss.

Employee: Boss, if you die today, it will not be worth it.

Boss: Why you say that?

Employee: Because you have worked so hard all these years and will leave behind millions of dollars to others. But if I die today it will be worth it.

Boss: Why you say that?

Employee: Because I still owe you 500 dollars.
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You are FREE! My hope is that you are not in debtyoda.
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Sounds like a #1 country song

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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
I make under $40k, and can fit everything I own(of value) in the back of a pick-up.

 Quoting: QuinEtiam




Save up money for a few years and buy a shack on a piece of land, just something you can OWN.


Seriously dude use your brain.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


LOL! Nobody owns anything....especially homes. Try not paying your fucking taxes, or build on your land without "permission".
I can say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
i'm in my late 20s, grandpa left me 500k. i own a nice apartment and car.
i have a steady job in IT and I was diagnosed with HIV.
i'm a closeted gay and had few sexual partners but had an accident with a small dicked guy who left a condom inside me. using condoms has its risks too and i played russian roulette...
i don't know how much i'll live and i don't wanna take meds coz i think its gonna make me sicker.. right now i'm healthy but scared.
it's not all about the money man!! at least you have health.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8932296


not sure if this would work but since you're on glp you might try reading about liver flush, apple cider vinegar , spirulina etc..i'm pretty sure you can kick away HIV shit as long as you donot buy into MSM drugs ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1493069



Huhhh... And you are pretty sure of this because you read some article on GLP or some other "Miracle Potion" site... Well, that's good enough for me....


Take the medication because it can prolong your life, I know people that have been living with AIDS for several years and the medication is working well for them. Once you are on the meds and the shock of first finding out about being HIV+ fades you will begin feeling better and you still have a long life ahead of you which can be whatever you want it to be my friend.

The on-going medical research that is being done on AIDS will surely result in more effective drugs in years to come.

Don't make stupid decisions because of the shock you are in right now. It will get better, give yourself a chance to emotionally heal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8989164


I know people who have NOT taken the medication and 20+ years on they are fine. Do not fear.yoda
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01/16/2012 09:54 PM
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
my grandma (who was a gypsy) always said, "never own more than you can carry in a brown paper bag."
 Quoting: Salt


Thats retarded. My bass guitar doesnt fit in a brown paper bag.
I can say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
my grandma (who was a gypsy) always said, "never own more than you can carry in a brown paper bag."
 Quoting: Salt


Thats retarded. My bass guitar doesnt fit in a brown paper bag.
 Quoting: BossBattles


i can relate, i am both a bass and guitar player. but that can be slung over the shoulder while you are carrying that bag, lol.

it is not meant to be literal. it is a joke. the point of the saying is: do not form attachments to material things.
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
my grandma (who was a gypsy) always said, "never own more than you can carry in a brown paper bag."
 Quoting: Salt


Thats retarded. My bass guitar doesnt fit in a brown paper bag.
 Quoting: BossBattles


You should trade that with a flute.
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I'm 40 two kids married for 20 years! Own my house and have a cabin with acreage in showlow az. I am the sole owner of a small business that is one of the largest of its kind in AZ that is held privately.
I am college educated and grew up what most would consider poor. (although I didn't think or realize it until after I moved away) . No body has ever given me anything in my life except a job and the pay check I earned.
I have never been on any goverment assistance and pay all my bills. I may not have payed them on time, but they did get paid:)
I have never financed anything except my 1st home. I own 3 personal vehicles. 2008 Armada,2004 Jeep, 2010 5 series BMW, 30' travel trailer,2 quads (for hunting):) and I recently bought a Ranger for fun! I also have a 2001 lifted golf cart for sale by the way. I never borrowed a dime against my properties even though I was hounded to death to do so. I pay all my sales,state, and federal taxes on time and happy to do so! You would shit if you know what I'm required to pay on a yearly basis:)

I'm not ashamed of the "things" I have not will I apologize for having them. I am not a man of religion but, I am a man of FAITH! I was raised southern baptist and tought to tithe. I have always tithed and I do so with a willing heart. I truly believe God has blessed me and prepared my life for me as I have always put him first and formost in my life.

I say if your struggling in life let go and let God. But also remember god helps those who help themselves:)
 Quoting: AR 15-SPECIALIST


Good to hear. We could be the last generation to have such a life. You could have chosen better autos but to each their own. lol.
 Quoting: SGT 8971376


Lol.. The auto's were all bought for a reason... The BMW was anniversary presant to my wife... The jeep is my sons, the armada is a tank!
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
my grandma (who was a gypsy) always said, "never own more than you can carry in a brown paper bag."
 Quoting: Salt


Thats retarded. My bass guitar doesnt fit in a brown paper bag.
 Quoting: BossBattles


You should trade that with a flute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1116925


yaknow, there's a lot of truth in that...
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Re: I am 40 years old and don't have shit
The bankers won and all of you sheeple have loose.

You kiss the system ass for so long without questioning the way thing work and then one day when you realize that you have nothing or loose everything you complain!

It is all your fault and let me tell you what you will do to change thing are you ready?

You will do nothing absolutely nothing, no revolt, nothing.

You are all own by the bankers and will eat in trash bin while the bankers are sitting at gourmet 5 stars restaurant laughing at your fate.

They won the game and we lost it because of apathy.

Soon all this will be over don't worry the bankers won't wait until you come knocking on their door.

Our kids have absolutely no future ahead and even if they had one they won't enjoy it very long because of all the wireless devices they use, cancer will cull them way before they reach their forty.

Humanity is limping on both broken leg before the final blow.
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I'm 40 two kids married for 20 years! Own my house and have a cabin with acreage in showlow az. I am the sole owner of a small business that is one of the largest of its kind in AZ that is held privately.
I am college educated and grew up what most would consider poor. (although I didn't think or realize it until after I moved away) . No body has ever given me anything in my life except a job and the pay check I earned.
I have never been on any goverment assistance and pay all my bills. I may not have payed them on time, but they did get paid:)
I have never financed anything except my 1st home. I own 3 personal vehicles. 2008 Armada,2004 Jeep, 2010 5 series BMW, 30' travel trailer,2 quads (for hunting):) and I recently bought a Ranger for fun! I also have a 2001 lifted golf cart for sale by the way. I never borrowed a dime against my properties even though I was hounded to death to do so. I pay all my sales,state, and federal taxes on time and happy to do so! You would shit if you know what I'm required to pay on a yearly basis:)

I'm not ashamed of the "things" I have not will I apologize for having them. I am not a man of religion but, I am a man of FAITH! I was raised southern baptist and tought to tithe. I have always tithed and I do so with a willing heart. I truly believe God has blessed me and prepared my life for me as I have always put him first and formost in my life.

I say if your struggling in life let go and let God. But also remember god helps those who help themselves:)
 Quoting: AR 15-SPECIALIST



If you were in the same position as the OP or anyone who isn't as well off as you, would you appreciate someone giving you the response you gave him? Or would it make you feel even worse?

Love God and treat others as you would like to be treated, these are the greatest commandments (only ones imo) and the foundation of faith. I'm guilty of the same thing but I wish people would confront me so I could apologize and recognize I need to try harder.

Take care!

giving to the poor is like lending to the Lord, and the Lord always pays you back.
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OP is an unbeliever peeps, and for the record I don't support 'prosperity preaching', it's an apostasy.
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Fuck man, you got it good
My brain looks like Steven Hawking
I get a disability pension
but I'm jealous of your shitty vehicle

I now live in a basement, and its about 10 degrees celcius

I haven't bought anything retail except a mouse (old one croaked) and some replacement recreational weather resistant outerwear for emergency bugging out during the apocalypse(which I got as a work start-up bonus)
since around the 10th of june. other than that I went grocery shopping at the beginning of August, End of September, and beginning of Dec.
My dad gave me food voucher cards for christmas

aside from that I bought alot of beer and smokes, and lately I've been smoking all this pot.

I wear gloves sometimes cause my hands go numb, and a touque

my job is a bad joke ruined by crack addicts and impaired people

my life is all packed up and stored in preparation for the day I leave.
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I happily set aside the monkey genetics. I don't need 101 siny things that serve me no real purpose other than an ego massage and something to brag about. I take pride in my family and my Partner, we all make do with the little we have and we have a hell of a lot of happiness in our lives. to me is less and more. If I spent my life focusing on little more than material possessions instead of bonding with people and enjoying humanity I'd dread to think how shit my life would be.
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you'd be surprised to discover how easy it is to live on little or no money.
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The richest people on earth are the ones who can survive without a penny.
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I am a quarter of a million in debt. I have no friends or relations. if I died now, no one would know or care. My studio apartment has no heat. My old truck has over 400*** mi. and the frame is paper thin. I get 698 per month disability plus 120.00 food stamps. My rent is 550. My phone and internet is 40. My car insurance is 56, and my electric is 160 per month because of electric heaters. I have to move because my landlady hates smokers. I smoke those shitty 1.00 a pack cigarillos, and that is my only bad habit. I'm fucked. I almost died today because I fell asleep in a hot bathtub with the gas burners on on the stove. If it was'nt for my cat howling at the tub at me to wake up, I could have died. I was tryin to save money on my electric bill.
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No house
No mortgage
Shitty vehicle
No money
No investments
No pension

I make under $40k, and can fit everything I own(of value) in the back of a pick-up.

I don't fit in, other people talk about House prices and what they have. I ain't got shit.
 Quoting: QuinEtiam


You ain't got shit, Because you have been working all your life for fiat currency! Money is debt! The whole credit game is a scam! Evey time I get my hands on cash, I convert it into things I can use. The Scam: Buying a house, 401K, retirement, nice cars, medical insurance, hidden taxes you name it! That shit is all dragging people down! It is a Scam, meant to bleed you dry! Why in the Hell would I work all my life for some P.O.S. company, so I can retire when I'm to old to enjoy it??? People usually retire in their mid 60's, so they can spend the last few years of their lives, trying to buy their health back!!! Does that make since? We in the USA are slaves, and indentured servants! The lying whore bankers tell you. "it is your fault we are over 15 trillion in debt!" Because we all live above our means! Yeah, Like I raped investors through M.F. Global, for 1.2 trillion Right? The best part is.....the whore bankers want me to pay their debt back! Huge Corporations make the laws! They own congress, and the president, they poison us with their garbage food, and other products! We are also poisoned through Vaccines, and water. Work harder so you can have more, and get ahead slave!!! LMFAO!!!!! If you do not like it, We will send a SWAT team with a fake drug warrant, right over to your house to murder you!
 Quoting: can of whoop ass


Good Karma for that post!! They have taken waht Hitler tried to do and are much more covert is all. Results are th same though right?! Transparency! One promise fulfilled, we will have to do the other. Ya KNow accountability! Im afraid the lead is gonna have to fly before that will happen though. Dont worry the next false flag is on the horizon.
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you'd be surprised to discover how easy it is to live on little or no money.
 Quoting: Salt


It's well easy, a rough conversion.... I earn about $3000 per year and I get everything that has real value done with that.

I only work if I feel that there is a good cause behind my work, last job was to help build the largest solar farm in the UK.
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$50 for the Natural gas, and $150 for delivery charges and extras.
It only hurts for a minute
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I am a quarter of a million in debt. I have no friends or relations. if I died now, no one would know or care. My studio apartment has no heat. My old truck has over 400*** mi. and the frame is paper thin. I get 698 per month disability plus 120.00 food stamps. My rent is 550. My phone and internet is 40. My car insurance is 56, and my electric is 160 per month because of electric heaters. I have to move because my landlady hates smokers. I smoke those shitty 1.00 a pack cigarillos, and that is my only bad habit. I'm fucked. I almost died today because I fell asleep in a hot bathtub with the gas burners on on the stove. If it was'nt for my cat howling at the tub at me to wake up, I could have died. I was tryin to save money on my electric bill.
 Quoting: Beowolf


Electric is 160 per month? You have a 200 inch TV?
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I'm 20 years old, have my laptop and that's about it...I notice there are tons of people who grew up being told what to want and to strive for things they think they may have wanted, only to achieve (or not) then stop and wonder, "why am I doing this and what has it really got me?" Any gains/accomplishments/family and friends can be completely taken away at an instance. It's the world we live in. Respect what you've got, every breath you take, and stop looking so far in the future because history is about to come around full circle. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Stop being so materialistic. Money is literally paper...you have and only ever will have yourself so I suggest going within each and everyone of yourselves to see what you've really got, and have had the entire time. It's time to wake up if you haven't already, option B isn't pretty, reality will hit humanity shortly and abruptly, and I would advise to brace now as to lessen the blow for yourselves.

I would rather stand in the woods and look at a bug infested log all day, than get all worked up and swept into the cesspool of trivial shit that "makes the world go round".
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Rack the debt now while you can.

DOOM on.
 Quoting: QuinEtiam


Yeah the thread got really stupid with this OP! Another lazy fucking succubus!bash
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I would rather stand in the woods and look at a bug infested log all day

I had that job, really really boring.
It only hurts for a minute
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OP is an unbeliever peeps, and for the record I don't support 'prosperity preaching', it's an apostasy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8978699


Wake up!

This is anti-prosperity.

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