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If you do not proclaim Jesus as your lord and mankinds saviour in 10 days time (26th Jan 2012) you will go to hell when you die...

 
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If you do not proclaim Jesus as your lord and mankinds saviour in 10 days time (26th Jan 2012) you will go to hell when you die...
By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
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Re: If you do not proclaim Jesus as your lord and mankinds saviour in 10 days time (26th Jan 2012) you will go to hell when you die...
God does not forbid, for those who do not believe they will not be sent to hell. Give it a rest man. I believe in Jesus I am Catholic, haven't been to church in a long long time, probably for a wedding or funeral is the last time I went. Just because I haven't been to church or just because someone does not believe in what I believe in, doesn't mean they will burn in hell you dim wit.
Why is it called "Common Sense" when it isn't that common?
I like to think I have that "Rare Sense"
Yea, that's the ticket.
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By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
 Quoting: Elijah 2493093


So people in remote parts of the world who have never heard of Jesus will die? How about children who don't understand? How about the mentally handicapped, autistic, etc?

What about genuinely good people who just follow a different religion? People whose only "crime" was not believing in an old vague, mistranslated and misunderstood book (the bible).

You are going to sit here and tell me that a so called benevolent all loving god is going to punish good people who just didn't fall on their knees and worship him?

What about all the evil folks who are christians. They worship Jesus but they are truly evil and never do anything good for anyone?

Is your god that sadistic, cruel and evil? Or is it more likely that you are wrong?

Thank you.
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By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
 Quoting: Elijah 2493093


So people in remote parts of the world who have never heard of Jesus will die? How about children who don't understand? How about the mentally handicapped, autistic, etc?

What about genuinely good people who just follow a different religion? People whose only "crime" was not believing in an old vague, mistranslated and misunderstood book (the bible).

You are going to sit here and tell me that a so called benevolent all loving god is going to punish good people who just didn't fall on their knees and worship him?

What about all the evil folks who are christians. They worship Jesus but they are truly evil and never do anything good for anyone?

Is your god that sadistic, cruel and evil? Or is it more likely that you are wrong?

Thank you.
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Exactly!

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Why is it called "Common Sense" when it isn't that common?
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Re: If you do not proclaim Jesus as your lord and mankinds saviour in 10 days time (26th Jan 2012) you will go to hell when you die...
Fully booked for next 10 days... Can I reschedule my proclaiment for the 27th?

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Hell it is then.
Because I just won't bow down to spiritual scare tactics, even if
your "God" turns out to be real.


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By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
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Ummm..dipshit theree is no such thing as hell..the church admits it was a fabrication..

Ohh and there aint no invisible man in the sky that reads your mind or answere your stupid ass prayers.

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By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
 Quoting: Elijah 2493093


So people in remote parts of the world who have never heard of Jesus will die? How about children who don't understand? How about the mentally handicapped, autistic, etc?

What about genuinely good people who just follow a different religion? People whose only "crime" was not believing in an old vague, mistranslated and misunderstood book (the bible).

You are going to sit here and tell me that a so called benevolent all loving god is going to punish good people who just didn't fall on their knees and worship him?

What about all the evil folks who are christians. They worship Jesus but they are truly evil and never do anything good for anyone?

Is your god that sadistic, cruel and evil? Or is it more likely that you are wrong?

Thank you.
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In my understanding, the younger children and the young in mental capacity will not be held accountable - there is an age of accountability
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By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
 Quoting: Elijah 2493093


So people in remote parts of the world who have never heard of Jesus will die? How about children who don't understand? How about the mentally handicapped, autistic, etc?

What about genuinely good people who just follow a different religion? People whose only "crime" was not believing in an old vague, mistranslated and misunderstood book (the bible).

You are going to sit here and tell me that a so called benevolent all loving god is going to punish good people who just didn't fall on their knees and worship him?

What about all the evil folks who are christians. They worship Jesus but they are truly evil and never do anything good for anyone?

Is your god that sadistic, cruel and evil? Or is it more likely that you are wrong?

Thank you.
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In my understanding, the younger children and the young in mental capacity will not be held accountable - there is an age of accountability
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"In your understanding" well in my understanding, the bible holds about as much serious credibility as the Illiad.
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Re: If you do not proclaim Jesus as your lord and mankinds saviour in 10 days time (26th Jan 2012) you will go to hell when you die...
So in 10 days time we should be expecting a major kick-off of events?
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OP I’ll tell you some truths no one “religious” wants to hear:
1. There’s no hell! If you believe in that then you are so wrong about God!
2. God doesn’t have such a human behavior to condemned his creation for their mistakes! That is not god then! That’s the worst father any human could have!
3. The “god” the bible speaks of is not GOD, that being who was pretending to be the god of jewish people “yhwh” was someone else trying to create a new religion and testing the power of persuasion in to humanity to his own benefits. Believe me that was no god!
4. You can find more wisdom in some other cultures and sacred books than what you can find in the bible, it has some hints of the true but does not contain all the true and wisdom of humanity, no religion has it all, all of them have a partial true but none has the FULL TRUE
5. If your happiness and reward in spiritual life depends in a vengeance of a god who punishes all the wrong doers then your belief system is so poor spiritually speaking that you are condemned to repeat your mistakes in this life and the other! (because we spirits learn trough experiencing life)
6. Jesus never thread someone to believe in him! He just said that if you live your life the wrong way, without love and kindness in your heart YOU AND ONLY YOU will be responsible for your actions, no one in the other side will ever ask you about what you did wrong but why you didn’t love your kind!

Bottom line: find peace within your heart seek for your own personal salvation because when the times comes for you , only you will answer for your actions, no one else will be back in you up but your own conscience who by the way only speaks the true so you won’t be able to hide anything from GOD. So don’t worry about the rest of the world! you have only the strength to save yourself!book
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So in 10 days time we should be expecting a major kick-off of events?
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bump
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Is that you Harold Camping?
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Is that you Harold Camping?
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Gotta love that guy.

Has he been raptured yet? lol
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So in 10 days time we should be expecting a major kick-off of events?
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like a market carsh or something?

BRING 'EM IN!!!

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By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
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:wrongness332:
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By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
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:wrongness332:
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ZING!
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So in 10 days time we should be expecting a major kick-off of events?
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like a market carsh or something?

BRING 'EM IN!!!

dead3
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Seems like thats what the OP is trying to imply besides the converting to Chrisitianity BS.
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So in 10 days time we should be expecting a major kick-off of events?
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like a market carsh or something?

BRING 'EM IN!!!

dead3
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Seems like thats what the OP is trying to imply besides the converting to Chrisitianity BS.
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OP just needs to get back on his Seroquel, then he'll meet back up with his personal jeezus inside his head. Of course, we'll all be fine!
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By the 26th of January 2012, if you do not confess your sins and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and the saviour of mankind, satan will permanantly own your soul so when you die, you will go to hell.

This message was Given to me by the Lord in a dream and he told me that After the 26th of Jan, Satan will have permanantly claimed all of the souls who havent accepted Jesus as their Lord. Why? Because After 10 days time, a pivotal moment in history will seal mankinds fate, and the events will start to build up to the Gog And Magog prophecies of WW3 and Economic Collapse because somehow Satan will create a 'force field' for 3.5 years on Jan 26th 2012 to prevent God's interference.

I have delivered my message and my time is now up.

Farewell.

Elijah
 Quoting: Elijah 2493093


I guess your precious satan wasn't defeated after all, then? Bummer. Somebody should tell Jesus.
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Re: If you do not proclaim Jesus as your lord and mankinds saviour in 10 days time (26th Jan 2012) you will go to hell when you die...
perhaps a thousand people might view this warning of yours in this thread here on glp. it seems god was a complete dick for not coming up with a better way to spread the word to the remaining 6 billion+ people.
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perhaps a thousand people might view this warning of yours in this thread here on glp. it seems god was a complete dick for not coming up with a better way to spread the word to the remaining 6 billion+ people.
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HAHA!!!
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Proclaim NOT the Hell of the Churches of Men... In Their Words is No Mercy Found, Only the Makings of Satan

1/14/06 From God The Father - A Letter Given to Timothy, For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear


Thus says The Lord:
Listen, all you churches of men! Shall I, even I, torment My beloved, those who are continually tormented by he who is and has torment in his vesture?!... Satan is the tormentor!...

By your own mouths have you unknowingly called your God, satan! Repent therefore, and mend your ways and your doings! Forsake all your corrupt and evil teachings!... Become again a child of God, and learn to walk uprightly in Me, leading others to Love, by love, not fear.
My children, the second death is that grave, from which one shall not be raised nor awakened. For they have been cast out, abiding in outer darkness, forever separated from God and their part in life. These know nothing at all, returning to that from which they were formed. Beloved, THIS is the eternal state of My punishment, for those who have chosen death; for they have rejected The Gift, wherein is life everlasting. So then those under condemnation are dead; in no way are they part of the living, nor are they living in torment... Their inheritance is lost, they have been blotted out, broken vessels of dishonor received by the earth once again.



Therefore, stop blaspheming your God!
And have greater understanding of My Mercy, which endures forever...

For My Son did sleep in the lower parts of the earth, His tomb,
For three days and three nights...

By no means did He descend
Into the evils of man’s imaginings!



HE IS THE PURE LIGHT!...

Never has He had any part in darkness!
Behold, He shall destroy it utterly!

For HE IS RISEN!...

And all those, who believe in Him and walk in His ways,
Shall also rise and live, meeting Him in the air...

And forever shall they be with their Lord and their God,
Where all shall find mercy and love.




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