Do you need a passport to cross over into canada?

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

"Now that we can control the weather, create earthquakes and tidal waves and use it as a weapon of war we do not need a treaty."

- Senator Claiborne Pell, Senate Intelligence Committe member, commenting on a USA/USSR treaty signed in 1978

Remember, many people are only still alive as it is ilegal to shoot the fuckers.

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.