Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,464 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,201,521
Pageviews Today: 1,554,544Threads Today: 256Posts Today: 5,258
11:04 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I am Starving HELP Please!

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1953532
Germany
01/17/2012 08:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
I am Starving HELP Please!
So, don't have much food in the
house and three days until i get
paid. Right now I got a bunch of
noodles (without having the
pleasure of having milk or
butter.) I do however have
vegetable oil and evaporated
milk... Some various spices. and
some tomato sauce. Any ideas?
ILUVCHADKROEGER

User ID: 8630990
United States
01/17/2012 08:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
use the money you would have spent on your cable bill, towards food.

you're welcome
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7495250
United States
01/17/2012 08:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
Check out some charity's , maybe a soup kitchen .
TKC

User ID: 8446988
United States
01/17/2012 08:34 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
So, don't have much food in the
house and three days until i get
paid. Right now I got a bunch of
noodles (without having the
pleasure of having milk or
butter.) I do however have
vegetable oil and evaporated
milk... Some various spices. and
some tomato sauce. Any ideas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1953532


Boil the noodles and heat the tomato sauce then mix and eat.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2230919
United States
01/17/2012 08:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
So, don't have much food in the
house and three days until i get
paid. Right now I got a bunch of
noodles (without having the
pleasure of having milk or
butter.) I do however have
vegetable oil and evaporated
milk... Some various spices. and
some tomato sauce. Any ideas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1953532


Call the center for food action or go to a shelter and ask can you work for two hours per night in exchange for a meal each night. Lots of volunteer places will do that for you
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 1953532
Germany
01/17/2012 08:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
use the money you would have spent on your cable bill, towards food.

you're welcome
 Quoting: ILUVCHADKROEGER


I was thinking about doing that the other day because I just can't afford it anymore.
Rastifar143

User ID: 1878174
United States
01/17/2012 08:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
How can I send some money to you. Can you spend American $$, will western union exchange the $$ ? Damn it, people here have helped me, im here to help, can you please legitimize the situation ?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2230919
United States
01/17/2012 08:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
So, don't have much food in the
house and three days until i get
paid. Right now I got a bunch of
noodles (without having the
pleasure of having milk or
butter.) I do however have
vegetable oil and evaporated
milk... Some various spices. and
some tomato sauce. Any ideas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1953532


Call the center for food action or go to a shelter and ask can you work for two hours per night in exchange for a meal each night. Lots of volunteer places will do that for you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2230919


This ^^^^^^.
Rastifar143

User ID: 1878174
United States
01/17/2012 08:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
So, don't have much food in the
house and three days until i get
paid. Right now I got a bunch of
noodles (without having the
pleasure of having milk or
butter.) I do however have
vegetable oil and evaporated
milk... Some various spices. and
some tomato sauce. Any ideas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1953532


Call the center for food action or go to a shelter and ask can you work for two hours per night in exchange for a meal each night. Lots of volunteer places will do that for you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2230919


This ^^^^^^.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2230919


Thats not a bad idea, but im not turning someone down.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1170013
United States
01/17/2012 08:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
You can go without eating for 1 month. I know it sucks but it's not like your'e going to die.
ANHEDONIC

User ID: 8417061
United States
01/17/2012 08:42 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
You're located in Germany?

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1855758
United States
01/17/2012 08:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
You aren't starving if you have food.
Rastifar143

User ID: 1878174
United States
01/17/2012 08:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
You have no Registered account.. Sorry.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 8912132
Canada
01/17/2012 08:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
In desperate need you can take any leather boots you have and boil them to drink the juice left just make sure they were not sprayed with chemicals before.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1386109
United Kingdom
01/17/2012 08:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
Here is a really neat site. You put in what you have in your house and it gives you different recipes to make something. So your main ingredient would be noodles. Then it will say do you have? Just add all the ingredients you have & it will give you different recipes. My husband always says there is nothing to eat & is always shocked what I can cook up with a few things.

[link to www.supercook.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1324238
United States
01/17/2012 08:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
In desperate need you can take any leather boots you have and boil them to drink the juice left just make sure they were not sprayed with chemicals before.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8912132


So that rules out any commercial made leather boot...

Anyway, OP, just ask a neighbor for some help. You'd be amazed at how generous some people are. Even if it's just them inflating their ego a bit, you need the food, they need the ego feed. Fair trade. We're poor too, but I'd give you a warm coat that no one is using, a few blankets and a box of food, including some deer meat and eggs. Seriously, I would. Imagine what the boougie ass, wanna be rich neighbors could possibly give you. Tuck up your pride and ask them, there is no shame in it. Offer to do some yardwork in exchange if you don't feel comfortable just asking.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7432020
United States
01/17/2012 08:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
Local church's are obligated to help feed the people, and that's not just spiritual feeding, but food as well!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 9064406
United States
01/17/2012 08:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
I would boil the noodles as usual, then fry them to make a counterfeit lo-mein

add a little spice, the frying makes them more appetizing and nutritious
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 8409874
United States
01/17/2012 09:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
Go to your local McDonalds at closing time. They throw away all their left over food. If you can get there right before it's put in the dumpster, you might get lucky.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 1953532
Germany
01/17/2012 09:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
You have no Registered account.. Sorry.
 Quoting: Rastifar143


Its ok, thank you anywayhf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 8912132
Canada
01/17/2012 09:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
Forgot to say that if there is a small forest nearby then go trap some rabbit.
Rastifar143

User ID: 1878174
United States
01/17/2012 09:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
You have no Registered account.. Sorry.
 Quoting: Rastifar143


Its ok, thank you anywayhf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1953532


I would If I could verify your plight.
MrCharlest
User ID: 1503437
United States
01/17/2012 09:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
How can I send some money to you. Can you spend American $$, will western union exchange the $$ ? Damn it, people here have helped me, im here to help, can you please legitimize the situation ?
 Quoting: Rastifar143


God Bless You. When people call out, I believe them.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 9070226
Canada
01/17/2012 09:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
How can I send some money to you. Can you spend American $$, will western union exchange the $$ ? Damn it, people here have helped me, im here to help, can you please legitimize the situation ?
 Quoting: Rastifar143


God Bless You. When people call out, I believe them.
 Quoting: MrCharlest 1503437


God gave us discernment for a reason. You want to play the sucker, be my guest, but all you do is encourage dishonest behavior.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 9065839
United States
01/17/2012 09:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
Disconnect cable tv
Discontinue cell phone service
Discontinue phone service
Sell your television
Sell your radio
Sell anything that you are not using.
Apply for food stamps
Apply for welfare
Go to a food bank
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 9064406
United States
01/17/2012 09:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
OP you do understand that when I suggested frying the cooked noodles I meant in the oil?


alternately you could simply drink the oil, but thats just yuck!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 923589
United States
01/17/2012 09:21 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
grind the noodles into a powder. swallow obout 12 ounces of them, now drink 3 cups of warm water. You will be full in no time
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4632936
Canada
01/17/2012 09:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
start a tab with the coffee truck at work.

my communist socialist Canada had soup kitchens

to conceal the human wreckage on the streets from starving outright in front of the population
it worries the sheep
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7074288
United States
01/17/2012 09:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
Disconnect cable tv
Discontinue cell phone service
Discontinue phone service
Sell your television
Sell your radio
Sell anything that you are not using.
Apply for food stamps
Apply for welfare
Go to a food bank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9065839


Thanks, Obama.
TKC

User ID: 8446988
United States
01/17/2012 09:23 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
You have no Registered account.. Sorry.
 Quoting: Rastifar143


Its ok, thank you anywayhf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1953532


I would If I could verify your plight.
 Quoting: Rastifar143



Call them in a pizza and pay with your credit card. I have done it for others before that lived out of state.
BlondeQT

User ID: 8269120
United States
01/17/2012 09:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I am Starving HELP Please!
I saw a show on the Food Network that shows they throw away perfectly good food every night. The fruits, veggies, bread, pastries, etc are totally edible, they just don't look perfect.

Maybe you could dumpster dive and your local super market.
This thread needs more cowbell!

:cowbellgif:

News