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Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?

 
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Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Or does that sort of thing only happen to crazy white people ?

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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Because after they abducted Samuel L. Jackson and got their asses beat and their ship hijacked, they crossed us all off the list. At least that's word on the street...
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Do you recall Betty and Barney Hill? Barney was black.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
one of the most famous, earliest cases happened to an inter racial couple in the NE US.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
^^ THIS ^^ , the last two post
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
The Hills lived in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Barney (1922–1969) was employed by the U.S. Postal Service, while Betty (1919–2004) was a social worker. Active in a Unitarian congregation, the Hills were also members of the NAACP and community leaders, and Barney sat on a local board of the U.S. Civil Rights Commission.

They were an interracial couple at a time when it was particularly unusual in the U.S. Barney was African-American, and Betty was Caucasian.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
cause of fake.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Do you recall Betty and Barney Hill? Barney was black.
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How many cases since this *one* black man back in the 60's? And he happened to be with a white woman.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Because..... white meat tast so gooooooood. lol
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Alien abduction is a phenomenon that's been verified to a level of undeniability. Considering that whites are the line of Noah, according to Sumerian scriptures, then it would make sense that aliens would continue with their genetic alterations with them as they are the version two point O of the human race. If you were building a super computer would you start with a Antiquated 64 bit computer from the 80's?
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
They've already sampled enough lower intelligence animals on this planet....and....they're afraid for their alien teenage daughters getting raped
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh man, that's so clever. Woooo, I can barely stop laughing. Oh my god, wow, that was so fucking funny. Did you think that hilarious ass joke up all by yourself, or did you get some help from cousin Billy Bob?
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...


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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Ok I saw a thread on here it said 64,000 black people are missing or something like that, so maybe when the aliens abduct them they don't bring them back.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
They've already sampled enough lower intelligence animals on this planet....and....they're afraid for their alien teenage daughters getting raped
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rofl
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
what the Op's dumb ass totally missed, is that just like slavery, we can thank black people for creating alien abductions.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Alien abduction is a phenomenon that's been verified to a level of undeniability. Considering that whites are the line of Noah, according to Sumerian scriptures, then it would make sense that aliens would continue with their genetic alterations with them as they are the version two point O of the human race. If you were building a super computer would you start with a Antiquated 64 bit computer from the 80's?
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So now black people are antiquated 64 bit computers and white folks are the most high speed computers available?

Were you there to see if white folks are the "line of Noah" or even see Noah for that matter to know what color the man was? I'm betting he had some color in his skin just based off the general place where he *supposedly* lived according to the bible.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Here's a few more questions for ya to wonder about:

A few questions which we may all speculation rationally upon:

1. Why is it that majority of the abducted victims aren't highly intelligent?

-Why not abduct someone with a Ph.D, or a philosopher? Or an engineer - or even a S.E.T.I. researcher? Seems like these are good ways to communicate. From what I understand, most victims of abductions are of average intelligence or "redneck". (Pardon my stereotyping, please.]

2. If they're attempting to clone, why bother? Scientists on meager Earth have already achieved successful hybrid cloning and standardized imitation.

-Scientists of multiple countries have successfully cloned cattle, cells, plants and even crossbred certain species. We've even managed to add or remove specific portions of DNA and such. Beyond their spacecraft technology (near the speed of light) and uneasy appearences, they don't seem very advanced. Why even show interest?

3. If they're attempting to invade, why wait? Or deal with a civilization with powerful weaponry?

-Don't get me wrong, our weapons are probably null compared to an alien technology. However, it's still formidable. Why bother? Seems useless. Finally, what is the purpose of waiting? I know we can't answer that, but it seems wasteful of "a greater intellect".

4. Pertaining to the first query, why inspect lower end specimens? That doesn't seem to forward research. In fact wouldn't you want a healthy, intelligent specimen for the highest results and observation?
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
It is cultural. White folk feel more empowered and free to talk about it. Black folk are busy trying to be normal to get by in life.

Look what goes on in South America. Lots of sightings and abductions. Race has nothing to do with it there.

I am sure it has to do with literacy rates also. If you are not comfortable with the written word, and if you are not comfortable with society in general, you are less likely to report what you have seen and experienced.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



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That child is albino.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Here's a few more questions for ya to wonder about:

A few questions which we may all speculation rationally upon:

1. Why is it that majority of the abducted victims aren't highly intelligent?

-Why not abduct someone with a Ph.D, or a philosopher? Or an engineer - or even a S.E.T.I. researcher? Seems like these are good ways to communicate. From what I understand, most victims of abductions are of average intelligence or "redneck". (Pardon my stereotyping, please.]

2. If they're attempting to clone, why bother? Scientists on meager Earth have already achieved successful hybrid cloning and standardized imitation.

-Scientists of multiple countries have successfully cloned cattle, cells, plants and even crossbred certain species. We've even managed to add or remove specific portions of DNA and such. Beyond their spacecraft technology (near the speed of light) and uneasy appearences, they don't seem very advanced. Why even show interest?

3. If they're attempting to invade, why wait? Or deal with a civilization with powerful weaponry?

-Don't get me wrong, our weapons are probably null compared to an alien technology. However, it's still formidable. Why bother? Seems useless. Finally, what is the purpose of waiting? I know we can't answer that, but it seems wasteful of "a greater intellect".

4. Pertaining to the first query, why inspect lower end specimens? That doesn't seem to forward research. In fact wouldn't you want a healthy, intelligent specimen for the highest results and observation?
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Yanno what strikes me funny?

Is that these so-called intellectuals are self crowned so-called intellectuals and they need to have others throw accolades their way to feel accomplished.

Whereas, the so-called dumb people who have been abducted are usually just regular hard working folks who try to find joy in the basic of life.

Who's the dumb one?
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Here's a few more questions for ya to wonder about:

A few questions which we may all speculation rationally upon:

1. Why is it that majority of the abducted victims aren't highly intelligent?

-Why not abduct someone with a Ph.D, or a philosopher? Or an engineer - or even a S.E.T.I. researcher? Seems like these are good ways to communicate. From what I understand, most victims of abductions are of average intelligence or "redneck". (Pardon my stereotyping, please.]

2. If they're attempting to clone, why bother? Scientists on meager Earth have already achieved successful hybrid cloning and standardized imitation.

-Scientists of multiple countries have successfully cloned cattle, cells, plants and even crossbred certain species. We've even managed to add or remove specific portions of DNA and such. Beyond their spacecraft technology (near the speed of light) and uneasy appearences, they don't seem very advanced. Why even show interest?

3. If they're attempting to invade, why wait? Or deal with a civilization with powerful weaponry?

-Don't get me wrong, our weapons are probably null compared to an alien technology. However, it's still formidable. Why bother? Seems useless. Finally, what is the purpose of waiting? I know we can't answer that, but it seems wasteful of "a greater intellect".

4. Pertaining to the first query, why inspect lower end specimens? That doesn't seem to forward research. In fact wouldn't you want a healthy, intelligent specimen for the highest results and observation?
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Explain Whitley Strieber.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
It is cultural. White folk feel more empowered and free to talk about it. Black folk are busy trying to be normal to get by in life.

Look what goes on in South America. Lots of sightings and abductions. Race has nothing to do with it there.

I am sure it has to do with literacy rates also. If you are not comfortable with the written word, and if you are not comfortable with society in general, you are less likely to report what you have seen and experienced.
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BINGO!

Perfectly articulated.

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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Yeah.... aliens can travel the universe, but they choose to come to earth. God human are arrogant.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



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The white racists are on a (t)roll, don't throw salt in their little reindeer games or they will begin the infamous rant about "their" precious Rh- blood and gingers with green and blue eyes, lol!

I'm "black", and in my family babies born light skin with red hair (nappy or otherwise), gold hair (nappy or otherwise) and blue, hazel and green eyes are common in our family and we aren't white and we don't have any immediate white blood anywhere in the older generations.

ANY color can come out of black.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Yeah.... aliens can travel the universe, but they choose to come to earth. God human are arrogant.
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Ding!applause
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Awww, What a beautiful family! She looks like a doll-baby!
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
I did! A black man who was a friend of my MIL told us an abduction story. He went to a therapist for hypnosis and the whole nine yards. He played us the session. Incidentally he was a former FBI and army guy...
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
When they can get a check for being abducted, you will hear of the majority of blacks being abducted!
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
It is cultural. White folk feel more empowered and free to talk about it. Black folk are busy trying to be normal to get by in life.

Look what goes on in South America. Lots of sightings and abductions. Race has nothing to do with it there.

I am sure it has to do with literacy rates also. If you are not comfortable with the written word, and if you are not comfortable with society in general, you are less likely to report what you have seen and experienced.
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So you feel that USA born blacks are all ghetto miscreants with no literary skills, and *if* they had been abducted by "aliens", they are too stupid and marginalized to speak up to someone about their story like white folks can? That's interesting...

BTW, there are some black folks accounts of bigfoot and other paranormal phenomenon on YT. Also, plenty of black folks down where my folks are from in Louisiana will tell anyone stories of swamp spooks and such. Plenty of these folks have been on those ghost TV shows.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



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Please, explain the white nordic alien part! If the child has genetics of both parents, where does the alien fit in? How about the fact that the melanated peoples are parents to all races, and as much as some of you hate admit where your true origins lie, it's being shoved in your faces!
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
When they can get a check for being abducted, you will hear of the majority of blacks being abducted!
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They will just be trying to be like the white folks who perfected it. You should be proud, imitation is the highest form of flattery.

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