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Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?

 
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this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8797523


The white racists are on a (t)roll, don't throw salt in their little reindeer games or they will begin the infamous rant about "their" precious Rh- blood and gingers with green and blue eyes, lol!

I'm "black", and in my family babies born light skin with red hair (nappy or otherwise), gold hair (nappy or otherwise) and blue, hazel and green eyes are common in our family and we aren't white and we don't have any immediate white blood anywhere in the older generations.

ANY color can come out of black.
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Especially since we have pretty much bred out any so-called 'pure' black! LOL!
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Because they don't want the rims nicked off the mothership?
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this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8797523


The white racists are on a (t)roll, don't throw salt in their little reindeer games or they will begin the infamous rant about "their" precious Rh- blood and gingers with green and blue eyes, lol!

I'm "black", and in my family babies born light skin with red hair (nappy or otherwise), gold hair (nappy or otherwise) and blue, hazel and green eyes are common in our family and we aren't white and we don't have any immediate white blood anywhere in the older generations.

ANY color can come out of black.
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Especially since we have pretty much bred out any so-called 'pure' black! LOL!
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Ha ha ha! That's funny. It's funny that your great-great great great grandpa was a rapist. Yep, that's some real shit to be proud of. thumbs
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Because they don't want the rims nicked off the mothership?
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Because they don't want the rims nicked off the mothership?
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Oh go on admit it you smiled at least.5a
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
I'm black and I have been abducted by aliens, for real!
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Um, guys ?

This isn't a thread about some sort of imagined racial superiority.

It's a serious question, all joking aside.

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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
It is cultural. White folk feel more empowered and free to talk about it. Black folk are busy trying to be normal to get by in life.

Look what goes on in South America. Lots of sightings and abductions. Race has nothing to do with it there.

I am sure it has to do with literacy rates also. If you are not comfortable with the written word, and if you are not comfortable with society in general, you are less likely to report what you have seen and experienced.
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So you feel that USA born blacks are all ghetto miscreants with no literary skills, and *if* they had been abducted by "aliens", they are too stupid and marginalized to speak up to someone about their story like white folks can? That's interesting...

BTW, there are some black folks accounts of bigfoot and other paranormal phenomenon on YT. Also, plenty of black folks down where my folks are from in Louisiana will tell anyone stories of swamp spooks and such. Plenty of these folks have been on those ghost TV shows.
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It comes down to cultural differences.

I worked at a major university, as well as lived in an inner city neighborhood, so I have known educated as well as uneducated people of color in the US. Abductions are not what they focus on. And again, if you are trying to get by in a difficult society, meaning the white man's world, you are not going to do anything that might draw negative attention to oneself.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
well i guess you have not read the bible. what color do you think enoch and elijah are?
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Or does that sort of thing only happen to crazy white people ?

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Because they do not like aliens, so they do not get abducted.

Here is my well thought out theory.

Blacks hate cats.

Cats are ETs

Therefore Blacks hate ETs



:etcat:
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well i guess you have not read the bible. what color do you think enoch and elijah are?
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
When they can get a check for being abducted, you will hear of the majority of blacks being abducted!
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They will just be trying to be like the white folks who perfected it. You should be proud, imitation is the highest form of flattery.
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Poor little thing! Welfare was invented to buy the black vote since y'all won't work anyway! LOL!
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8797523


The white racists are on a (t)roll, don't throw salt in their little reindeer games or they will begin the infamous rant about "their" precious Rh- blood and gingers with green and blue eyes, lol!

I'm "black", and in my family babies born light skin with red hair (nappy or otherwise), gold hair (nappy or otherwise) and blue, hazel and green eyes are common in our family and we aren't white and we don't have any immediate white blood anywhere in the older generations.

ANY color can come out of black.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238

Especially since we have pretty much bred out any so-called 'pure' black! LOL!
 Quoting: Unit 1 1403247


Ha ha ha! That's funny. It's funny that your great-great great great grandpa was a rapist. Yep, that's some real shit to be proud of. thumbs
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You guys have never heard of albinism?

One person in 17,000 in the U.S.A. has some type of albinism. Albinism affects people from all races. Most children with albinism are born to parents who have normal hair and eye color for their ethnic backgrounds.
[link to www.albinism.org]
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8797523


The white racists are on a (t)roll, don't throw salt in their little reindeer games or they will begin the infamous rant about "their" precious Rh- blood and gingers with green and blue eyes, lol!

I'm "black", and in my family babies born light skin with red hair (nappy or otherwise), gold hair (nappy or otherwise) and blue, hazel and green eyes are common in our family and we aren't white and we don't have any immediate white blood anywhere in the older generations.

ANY color can come out of black.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238

Especially since we have pretty much bred out any so-called 'pure' black! LOL!
 Quoting: Unit 1 1403247


Ha ha ha! That's funny. It's funny that your great-great great great grandpa was a rapist. Yep, that's some real shit to be proud of. thumbs
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Rape!! LOL! He couldn't keep that little pickaninny off him!!! banana2
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
When they can get a check for being abducted, you will hear of the majority of blacks being abducted!
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They will just be trying to be like the white folks who perfected it. You should be proud, imitation is the highest form of flattery.
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Poor little thing! Welfare was invented to buy the black vote since y'all won't work anyway! LOL!
 Quoting: Unit 1 1403247


That's cool dude, because I am not mad the the millions of white meth hoes on welfare. I make my own money, and I eat well, my kids are eating good and it's all good on this side. So, if a few pennies out of my paycheck goes to feeding some meth hoe white girl and her poor little kids, I'm cool with that. What am I supposed to do, waste my time being mad at shit out of control like you?
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this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8797523

Were they abducted too? The baby's features, however, are not in the least Caucasian. Race goes far deeper than hair and skin tones.
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The white racists are on a (t)roll, don't throw salt in their little reindeer games or they will begin the infamous rant about "their" precious Rh- blood and gingers with green and blue eyes, lol!

I'm "black", and in my family babies born light skin with red hair (nappy or otherwise), gold hair (nappy or otherwise) and blue, hazel and green eyes are common in our family and we aren't white and we don't have any immediate white blood anywhere in the older generations.

ANY color can come out of black.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238

Especially since we have pretty much bred out any so-called 'pure' black! LOL!
 Quoting: Unit 1 1403247


Ha ha ha! That's funny. It's funny that your great-great great great grandpa was a rapist. Yep, that's some real shit to be proud of. thumbs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238

You guys have never heard of albinism?

One person in 17,000 in the U.S.A. has some type of albinism. Albinism affects people from all races. Most children with albinism are born to parents who have normal hair and eye color for their ethnic backgrounds.
[link to www.albinism.org]
 Quoting: kat


Oh I know that albinism is real. I went to school with an albino brother and sister. They look entirely different from a child that just comes out with white/peach skin and gold or red hair and normal, yet lighter colored eyes. Most albinos have pink eyes and platinum blond hair whether they are white or black or asian or whatever.
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And actually, the first case of an alien abduction was reported by a mixed couple, white woman, black man, soo that's not entirely true
[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
Um, guys ?

This isn't a thread about some sort of imagined racial superiority.

It's a serious question, all joking aside.

hiding
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The last thing an alien wants is to have his craft stripped and then jacked!!!

That was easy!!!

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I did! A black man who was a friend of my MIL told us an abduction story. He went to a therapist for hypnosis and the whole nine yards. He played us the session. Incidentally he was a former FBI and army guy...
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Location, Location, Location
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
well i guess you have not read the bible. what color do you think enoch and elijah are?
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clappa
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black people, from the african to the aboriginie, had more interactions with alien beings than any other race. just look at the cave drawings around the world depicting alien like beings. aliens aint nothing new to black folks. its white people thats just discovering that they exist.
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Because black folks would put a cap in those mofuks ass.
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Location, Location, Location
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Aint no way aliens are gonna attempt an abduction in East NY...know what I'm sayin'? Even they aint that stupid.
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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
When they can get a check for being abducted, you will hear of the majority of blacks being abducted!
 Quoting: Unit 1 1403247


They will just be trying to be like the white folks who perfected it. You should be proud, imitation is the highest form of flattery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324238


Poor little thing! Welfare was invented to buy the black vote since y'all won't work anyway! LOL!
 Quoting: Unit 1 1403247


That's cool dude, because I am not mad the the millions of white meth hoes on welfare. I make my own money, and I eat well, my kids are eating good and it's all good on this side. So, if a few pennies out of my paycheck goes to feeding some meth hoe white girl and her poor little kids, I'm cool with that. What am I supposed to do, waste my time being mad at shit out of control like you?
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AWWWWWW! Poor widdle cwybaby! But, we both know the Gummint don't be taxing yo check! LOL!s226
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there is a firm anti-snitch policy among the crime-stricken black communities. if you can't report a murder, do you really think someone is going to report an alien abduction?
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On the real, OP, since we black folks are the original race and the original blood, they probably have already tinkered with us in antiquity. Now, it's y'all turn. Have fun!

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Um, guys ?

This isn't a thread about some sort of imagined racial superiority.

It's a serious question, all joking aside.

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The last thing an alien wants is to have his craft stripped and then jacked!!!

That was easy!!!

abducthidb
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Naw dawg...that shit happens in the Spanish neighborhoods.
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And actually, the first case of an alien abduction was reported by a mixed couple, white woman, black man, soo that's not entirely true
[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

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Re: Why is it that we never hear black people talking about alien abductions ?
this black couple gave birth to a white nordic alien...



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8797523


I'd say she messed around behind his back. That's no alien baby, she just had sex with a white guy.

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