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Jesus Showed Me UFOs & Deception

 
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They will claim to be our creators, don't believe it! They will provide convincing "proof" of their claims, don't believe it! They will come to "save the world", don't believe it! This is anti-christ!

It's all lies.....straight from satan himself.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Stop blaming Satan for all this shit!! Maybe you need to see it for what it is. UFOs have been here for a long time already!!get over it
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Lisa Lisa:

I know you are a masochist at heart!!!

Why else would you continue to post your rubbish, and continually get beaten up...

Oh shit, I know the answer to that!!! You love to be a martyr, just like your fictional character...
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Lisa Lisa:

I know you are a masochist at heart!!!

Why else would you continue to post your rubbish, and continually get beaten up...

Oh shit, I know the answer to that!!! You love to be a martyr, just like your fictional character...
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Because I care about you.
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I just cant believe that this Lisa scumbag and the others like her, refuse to believe that out of the trillions and Trillions of stars out there. There may be, just may be another form of intelligent life out there, who may be 1 million, even a 1000 years older than our civilisation, with a different grasp on energy and technology who may have found a way to easily travel throughout the universe and watch what we are doing.

Yet they choose to believe that a single person, who died in his 30's travelled around for a couple of years spouting so called wisdom was killed by the romans but came back to life for a couple of days then snuffed it again. There is no real evidence of this, or any real evidence that he didnt exist either but Christians are 100% faithful in this belief that he will return after 2000 years of being dead to do what exactly? tell everyone they have been naughty? Please.

They also 100% disbelieve any form of new age belief because it doesnt fit in to the pages of their heavily edited bibles.

Fucking cuckoo the lot of you. At least the people who believe in another intelligent life out there are open to the notion it may all be bollocks but AT LEAST THEY KEEP AN OPEN MIND.
 Quoting: coyles


this is one of the lies of science
ya'll say "nasa fake this, gov't lied that"
but fail to accept the one absolute that is
faith will bring you peace. just look at the not so hidden vemon in your statement

you could of said the same thing in a nicer way, but instead had to be, well, lets just say not nice as you could have been

and don't get me wrong, I am very scientific, and science proves god, over and over

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Because I care about you.
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I put it to you that you do not.
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It's been in the plan all along. They are waiting for the right time... when mankind begs for it.



This is the New Age god right here...



Back when that movie was made, it was pretty cut and dry what the plan was. Now it's like the opposite. Mok type characters are now portrayed as 'good'.

You young folks are getting the hard core programming now. When your generation grows up, that's when Sons of God / Daughters of Man becomes common place.

Apollo Illuminaughty's timeline is the one I agree with. A few more decades to go......

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Keep God in your hearts and you will not be deceived hf
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And remember and trust that you WILL know the voice of you shepherd.
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I just cant believe that this Lisa scumbag and the others like her, refuse to believe that out of the trillions and Trillions of stars out there. There may be, just may be another form of intelligent life out there, who may be 1 million, even a 1000 years older than our civilisation, with a different grasp on energy and technology who may have found a way to easily travel throughout the universe and watch what we are doing.

Yet they choose to believe that a single person, who died in his 30's travelled around for a couple of years spouting so called wisdom was killed by the romans but came back to life for a couple of days then snuffed it again. There is no real evidence of this, or any real evidence that he didnt exist either but Christians are 100% faithful in this belief that he will return after 2000 years of being dead to do what exactly? tell everyone they have been naughty? Please.

They also 100% disbelieve any form of new age belief because it doesnt fit in to the pages of their heavily edited bibles.

Fucking cuckoo the lot of you. At least the people who believe in another intelligent life out there are open to the notion it may all be bollocks but AT LEAST THEY KEEP AN OPEN MIND.
 Quoting: coyles


Very true.

Even more laughable is that the bible NEVER ONCE mentions aliens, life on other worlds, ufo's or anything of that nature.

Yet the retarded modern day Christian bigots INSIST that if they do turn up they are immediately to be labelled as demons.

It is beyond their tiny minds that God may have filled his billions of galaxies with abundant intelligent life.

Totally moronic. You Christians that label us all as swine are no different to the jewish wolves in sheeps clothing that demanded the execution of Jesus. You are just as bigoted and closed minded today as they were then.

There are a trillion galxies out there, you better get used to the fact that God put those there for a reason.
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Keep God in your hearts and you will not be deceived hf
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And remember and trust that you WILL know the voice of you shepherd.
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It is undeniable! You will know the difference :)
This too shall pass...
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Hey Lisa! Just wanted to point out that there are indeed good ETs.

hf

 Quoting: Valtor


No, there are not. I heard directly from the Lord regarding this. If you don't believe, ask Him in prayer to reveal the truth to you. Please pray about it, this is serious.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


This is exactly what is wrong with religious people. They actually think they have a hotline to the mind of God. How arrogant can you actually get?

Hearing voices in your crazy old head does not constitute proof or even indicate that you have the slightest idea of what God may or may not be thinking.

Only supreme human arrogance, stupidity and pride can claim to know the mind and will of God.

You know absolutely NOTHING about the possible intentions or motives of intelligent lifeforms beyond the Earth (if they even exist at all).

To claim otherwise is lying, deception and just downright crass stupidity. Have you ever left Earth's atmosphere? And yet you claim to know the intentions of a possible lifeform from another star system. Complete and utter nonsense.
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Well said!

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Thanks Lisa! Great video.
I just 5 stared this thread and the moment I clicked on the vote button, an email alert sounded on my computer, It was from blockbuster

the heading of the email said this;

Now Showing at Blockbuster: Abduction, Age of Heroes, and More!

oops2
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Keep God in your hearts and you will not be deceived hf
 Quoting: jilly23810


And remember and trust that you WILL know the voice of you shepherd.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 573297


It is undeniable! You will know the difference :)
 Quoting: jilly23810



Ooooh, we are "in on it" and favored by god, oooooh.
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Lets say there is a good and evil presence out there.


Don't you think they know about your antichrist beliefs?

Don't you think they will use that against you?



I'm going to be satan for a moment, here's my plan.

Since the religious people are the majority on planet earth, I know they will reject me upon my arrival as the antichrist if I show up first.

So I will either stir up so much crap "anonymously" that the "good" will be forced to show up first and thus be rejected by an ignorant and mislead people. Or I will have an underling of mine show up first and be rejected, so I can swoop in, say I'm the good guy, jesus, and I'm here to save you!

tooo easy.
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Thanks Lisa! Great video.

 Quoting: Intruth


ooooh, great video Lisa, oooooh
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Thanks Lisa! Great video.
I just 5 stared this tread and the moment I clicked on the vote button, an email alert sounded on my computer, It was from blockbuster

the heading of the email said this;

Now Showing at Blockbuster: Abduction, Age of Heroes, and More!

oops2
 Quoting: Intruth


Yep, the grand deception is just getting started! Many will fall for it.

I just hope that by warning some ahead of time they might think twice about it.
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Many that embrace the New Age beliefs will fall for this grand deception.

The New Age movement is from satan himself.

Thread: The New Age Movement is Dangerous & a Lie!
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


And may your evil religion be finally visible to the world for what it really is. A scam.

There is no grand deception, and even if there were, its a lot more welcoming than the crap you believe Lisa.
 Quoting: coyles


There is only one other and that is satan and his minions. So, when you choose the other, that is who you will be choosing.
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Lets say there is a good and evil presence out there.


Don't you think they know about your antichrist beliefs?

Don't you think they will use that against you?



I'm going to be satan for a moment, here's my plan.

Since the religious people are the majority on planet earth, I know they will reject me upon my arrival as the antichrist if I show up first.

So I will either stir up so much crap "anonymously" that the "good" will be forced to show up first and thus be rejected by an ignorant and mislead people. Or I will have an underling of mine show up first and be rejected, so I can swoop in, say I'm the good guy, jesus, and I'm here to save you!

tooo easy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3694521


Can't fool the Holy Spirit. Born again believers have the Holy Spirit as their helper.
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I didn't make this video, but it's spot on.



 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Yeah, it's spot on.

This dipshit sees a UFO clear as day and doesn't believe it's real, then the same idiot sees writing in the sky and believes that, is real.

Gimme a fuckin' break!
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Lisa, this is EXACTLY what I have been trying to tell people lately...

And it makes perfect sense too, because EVERYONE knows that aliens could be out there, everyone thinks they could be real, if they show up then everyone will be amazed at their "new technology" (this could be already on earth, and the aliens could be project blue beam made fake somehow)

They would listen to the aliens, and be tricked easily.

The alien invasion hoax, in my mind, is the one thing that EVERYONE would be deceived by if they didn't have Jesus Christ in their heart. I believe that a small number of people on this forum are true believers, and God is trying to show it to them.
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Yeah all non-human intelligence must be from satan..nice logic..just look at our universe..so vast..so many galaxies, stars and exoplanets. Is everything really from satan?iamwith
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Thanks Lisa! Great video.
I just 5 stared this tread and the moment I clicked on the vote button, an email alert sounded on my computer, It was from blockbuster

the heading of the email said this;

Now Showing at Blockbuster: Abduction, Age of Heroes, and More!

oops2
 Quoting: Intruth


Yep, the grand deception is just getting started! Many will fall for it.

I just hope that by warning some ahead of time they might think twice about it.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Amen, that is what we must do.

I will do the same, I posted the same information in this thread:

Thread: God is REAL, here is more strong evidence that HE IS all POWERFUL!
GREAT minds talk about IDEAS
AVERAGE minds talk about EVENTS
SMALL minds talk about PEOPLE

Racism is a crime against humanity.

“A good scientist is a person in whom the childhood quality of perennial curiosity lingers on. Once he gets an answer, he has other questions.” ~Frederick Seitz

There are MORE water molecules in 1 glass of tap water than there are glasses of tap water in EVERY OCEAN ON EARTH.

Thread: THE TRUTH about the "Ancient Astronaut Theory" and Ancient Aliens TV Show AGENDA!
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Lisa, this is EXACTLY what I have been trying to tell people lately...

And it makes perfect sense too, because EVERYONE knows that aliens could be out there, everyone thinks they could be real, if they show up then everyone will be amazed at their "new technology" (this could be already on earth, and the aliens could be project blue beam made fake somehow)

They would listen to the aliens, and be tricked easily.

The alien invasion hoax, in my mind, is the one thing that EVERYONE would be deceived by if they didn't have Jesus Christ in their heart. I believe that a small number of people on this forum are true believers, and God is trying to show it to them.
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


Yep, absolutely!

hf
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When we look up, what will we see?

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Thanks Lisa! Great video.
I just 5 stared this tread and the moment I clicked on the vote button, an email alert sounded on my computer, It was from blockbuster

the heading of the email said this;

Now Showing at Blockbuster: Abduction, Age of Heroes, and More!

oops2
 Quoting: Intruth


Yep, the grand deception is just getting started! Many will fall for it.I just hope that by warning some ahead of time they might think twice about it.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


The grand deceptioin has been going on for thousands of years... You are just the latest generation to fall for it...
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I just cant believe that this Lisa scumbag and the others like her, refuse to believe that out of the trillions and Trillions of stars out there. There may be, just may be another form of intelligent life out there, who may be 1 million, even a 1000 years older than our civilisation, with a different grasp on energy and technology who may have found a way to easily travel throughout the universe and watch what we are doing.

Yet they choose to believe that a single person, who died in his 30's travelled around for a couple of years spouting so called wisdom was killed by the romans but came back to life for a couple of days then snuffed it again. There is no real evidence of this, or any real evidence that he didnt exist either but Christians are 100% faithful in this belief that he will return after 2000 years of being dead to do what exactly? tell everyone they have been naughty? Please.

They also 100% disbelieve any form of new age belief because it doesnt fit in to the pages of their heavily edited bibles.

Fucking cuckoo the lot of you. At least the people who believe in another intelligent life out there are open to the notion it may all be bollocks but AT LEAST THEY KEEP AN OPEN MIND.
 Quoting: coyles


this is one of the lies of science
ya'll say "nasa fake this, gov't lied that"
but fail to accept the one absolute that is
faith will bring you peace. just look at the not so hidden vemon in your statement

you could of said the same thing in a nicer way, but instead had to be, well, lets just say not nice as you could have been

and don't get me wrong, I am very scientific, and science proves god, over and over

dr
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9136398


Listen fucker. I am at peace, I am very spiritual, I believe we are all connected and the universe is a place that can give us all amples of free energy so the world can no longer starve and peace may finally be upon the earth.

How fucking dare you tell me and others that ONLY faith will bring you peace. You people are the only people in the world that anger me. Its sooooo insulting to be told I will not be at peace unless I believe in Jesus and this is the sole reason everyone hates you and everything about your pathetic religion.

So a massive big fuck you and if you do die and there is a Jesus when you get there, he will be laughing in your face while he wags his finger at you while telling you "You aint cumin in ere muvvafucker".
Remember, many people are only still alive as it is ilegal to shoot the fuckers.
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I didn't make this video, but it's spot on.



 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Jesus showed you none, it's a damn Youtube video you Moran.
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Ok Christians, please show me the scriptures that say;

1) Aliens are evil/demons
2) There is/isn't life on other worlds

If you can't, then even by your own standards you are spouting nonsense.

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