"Strange Noise" Source Finally Located! It's jesus rolling around in his grave

Because of this ironically sacreligious practice called religion, which teaches people to be afraid and to inhibit their most basic instincts (particularly sexuality).

Life is what you make it, yet from birth victims of this ancient brainwashing tradition are immediately turned from the path of the intuitive development of their unique soul, and are instead subjected to viewing the world through a warped looking glass which distorts the rainbow of infinite possiblity into a frightening, malevolent world of black and white, good and evil. Such extremes only exist in the subjective perception of the observer, but such critical views, one rooted deep in the psyche from a young age, cripple the individual for life.

But shit, it's tradition! Watcha gunna do?!

I know as much about these strange sounds as the next stark raving religion hater (this is sarcasm, I do not hate religion or anything for that matter, rather I love truth and freedom and therefor use my opinion to steer others towards such open mindedness, hate is just a vicious cycle), but I do appreciate this unnerving phenomenom, as it stimulates one to speculate outside of the boundaries of what we think we know, boundaries that serve no purpose but to restrict. True knowledge is to know you know nothing, thus, mysteries such as the aforementioned open our mind to the truly unfathomable nature of our existence, not on Earth, but floating aimlessly forever in an infinite ocean of chaos.

For all those who embrace the hate/love view of our world, I am sad for you, and sadder for the innocents you infect with your contagious nonsense.

I believe spirituality is very important, I just also believe that this aspect of wellbeing, the MOST important aspect of wellbeing, has been exploited for hundreds if not thousands of years as a way of turning people into sheeple by manipulating humanity's most basic emotions of fear and love till they become simply strings from which those in 'power' can tug upon til your nothing more than a mouthpiece for a conflicting ideology that you stirs fear in the darkest reaches of your heart dare you question it.

I have a solution but first, who agrees? More importantly, who disagrees? I wouldn't mind having a few words with you :)

/rantover?