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Guntard Complaints

 
Only Me
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Guntard Complaints
Semi-automatics....pinch my finger when I slide them back unless I'm consciously thinking about it.



wtf

Last Edited by Only Me on 01/21/2012 02:19 AM
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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It even broke my nail.

ompanties
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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01/21/2012 02:33 AM
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Guns are for boys
ANHEDONIC

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01/21/2012 02:35 AM
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It even broke my nail.

ompanties
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Practice makes perfect... You'll get the hang of it.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward
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01/21/2012 02:37 AM
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It even broke my nail.

:ompanties:
 Quoting: Only Me


Practice makes perfect... You'll get the hang of it.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


true.

and soon you'll be able to join the army and fight for your beloved Israhell.
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01/21/2012 02:38 AM
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Once them hungry buggers come for your hide you'll blast away with the best of them.
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Your supposed to pull the bar back then release!Pay attention or enjoy the pain,lol.
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Your supposed to pull the bar back then release!Pay attention or enjoy the pain,lol.
:fun15:
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just so you know, i'm more audrey than whatever-the-hell that other thing is.


....just....armed ;)
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Guns are for boys
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Guns are for retards who work for the banksters!
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01/21/2012 03:42 PM
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Guns are for boys
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Guns are for retards who work for the banksters!
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Lol and for hunting..
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01/21/2012 03:46 PM
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Get a better fitting handgun that does not pinch, kind of like a nice comfortable bra.
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Guns are for boys
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Guns are for retards who work for the banksters!
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lol ok.norespect
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vaginas pinch my finger when i pull the flaps back unless i conciously think about it.
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Guns are for boys
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Guns are for retards who work for the banksters!
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Hook your belt on the rear sight and push down while gripping the gun. Chambered round!
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Guns are for boys
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Guns are for retards who work for the banksters!
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The Dude
every-citizen
"I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack." ~Bill the Butcher

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." ~Arthur C. Clarke

"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!" ~David Mills ~ Se7en


"THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED" ~George Carlin RIP
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Guns are for boys
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Guns are for retards who work for the banksters!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9222161


libtard1
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


cruisecruisecruisecruisecruisecruise
SLAM THAT CLAM
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01/21/2012 03:58 PM
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Ask any guns owner to fight bare hands you will see the astounding amount of pussy running!

Cowards that what they are.
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01/21/2012 03:59 PM
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get a revolver, problem solved.
theCOOCH

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SLAM THAT CLAM
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SLAM THAT CLAM
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01/21/2012 07:26 PM

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Ask any guns owner to fight bare hands you will see the astounding amount of pussy running!

Cowards that what they are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9222161


Umm....look at my avatar. I would not run.
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Ask any guns owner to fight bare hands you will see the astounding amount of pussy running!

Cowards that what they are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9222161


Umm....look at my avatar. I would not run.
 Quoting: Only Me



SLAM THAT CLAM
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Semi-automatics....pinch my finger when I slide them back unless I'm consciously thinking about it.



wtf
 Quoting: Only Me


Yer doin it wrong.
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Girls shooting guns.... HOT
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01/21/2012 07:44 PM

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1426506


That's a good video!
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Guns are for retards who work for the banksters!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9222161


and for backwoods neanderthal bigots with little pee-pees. gun pushers ALWAYS know they have a market with the girly-man crowd. guns are compensation for pencil-neck geeks with needle dicks
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1426506


That's a good video!
 Quoting: Only Me


wink
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I like this one better...

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lol @ racking the slide "with weak hands"

slappy734
Goodbye, halcyon days.

Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.



 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.


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