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I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP

 
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I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
Please help me get a pin so I can get the best responce.

I have this knot on my taint close to my anus. The other day it was about the size of a large marble. So when I took a shower I squeezed it as hard as I could in the hope I could pop it and get some relief. Well it didn't pop like I wanted it to, it did erupted outward instead it popped under the skin and has got bigger. Well I don't want to go to the hospital, for one I cant afford it and second come on who would want to if they were in my situation. So my question is would I be able to lance it with a hot needle?
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01/22/2012 03:22 AM
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You sure it's not a huge hemorrhoid?
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You sure it's not a huge hemorrhoid?
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Positive
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
sounds like a pain in the ass
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sounds like a pain in the ass
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LOL but really I'm serious
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
I would just continue to wash carefully and maybe let the area get some air. As the skin dries, there will be a definite weak spot to attack. Be careful,and keep plenty of gauze and alcohol around.
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
Is it like an infection? Could it infect my prostate?
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01/22/2012 03:32 AM
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Just keep rubbing the area for 5-10 minutes with hydrogen peroxide, 3% without dilution. It'll penetrate and reveal the weakarea of the boil via a white head. Stick sterile needle into whitehead and squeeze....
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I wonder if I should let my wife lance it. She will freak out though. Maybe I could do it myself if I use a mirror
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Is it like an infection? Could it infect my prostate?
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Probably a sebaceous cyst. No big deal.
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Get to hospital you idiot. My grandmas brother died of a cyst in the area you are speaking of....infection went into the spinal cord. If you cant afford the hospital at least see the GP for antibiotics.
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Just keep rubbing the area for 5-10 minutes with hydrogen peroxide, 3% without dilution. It'll penetrate and reveal the weakarea of the boil via a white head. Stick sterile needle into whitehead and squeeze....
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Ill try the peroxide
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Unless you are a contortionist, you'll have to get someone to suck the toxins out...


Good luck
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
It's a perianal cyst. It requiress minor surgery.

[link to emedicine.medscape.com]
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(Quoting TRACY) Get to hospital you idiot. My grandmas brother died of a cyst in the area you are speaking of....infection went into the spinal cord. If you cant afford the hospital at least see the GP for antibiotics.
..................................................


Wow, someone always has the worst scenario story to share to wake you up, yikes!
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01/22/2012 03:37 AM
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
MSRA staph

you're gonna die.

just sayin
Patrick Bateman

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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
This is for women, but same idea.

[link to www.vivawoman.net]
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
Not quite sure what a taint is but,
I would rub some alcohol on it morning and night, don't smoke when you do this, and wait at least 3 days, unless it gets seriously worse. Could take 3 or more weeks to heal, 5 or more till you couldn't tell it happened.
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MSRA staph

you're gonna die.

just sayin
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M R S A

Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) is a type (strain) of staph bacteria that does not respond to some antibiotics that are commonly used to treat staph infections.

Staph. aureus is a common type of bacteria. In about 1 out of every 4 healthy people, the staph germ lives on the skin or in the nasal passages, but it does not cause any problems or infections. These people are said to be colonized with staph.

If the staph bacteria enter a person's body through a cut, sore, catheter, or breathing tube, it may cause an infection.

The infection can be minor and local (for example, a pimple), or more serious (involving the heart, lungs, blood, or bone).

Staph skin infections cause a red, swollen, and painful area on the skin. There may be drainage of pus or other fluids from the site. Symptoms are more likely to occur where the skin has been cut or rubbed, or in areas where there is more body hair.

... but - you should read the whole thing to get the big picture:

[link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]

And if you cannot afford it, just go to a clinic like an urgent care, rather than a big hospital. I understand, too, considering the location of the problem. I suffered for 6 weeks with my first severe case of shingles because it was in that same general area and the thought of getting checked was just too humiliating at the time. Had I known what it was, obviously, I would not have delayed. I thought it was bug/spider bites or something going nuts down there.
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
Not quite sure what a taint is but,
I would rub some alcohol on it morning and night, don't smoke when you do this, and wait at least 3 days, unless it gets seriously worse. Could take 3 or more weeks to heal, 5 or more till you couldn't tell it happened.
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lol, the gooch.

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Also, I don't think lancing this late after the fact will speed its healing. Let it be and see if what you did already was enough to start the healing Patients and diligence 32 hrs.
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:stop posting:
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01/22/2012 03:50 AM
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
Taint is the area between yout balls and anus. taint the ass hole taint the balls
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01/22/2012 03:52 AM
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
Unless you are a contortionist, you'll have to get someone to suck the toxins out...


Good luck
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I'm all for sharing the grief and it takes a nerve to post something like this, but that remedy made me dryreach hard.
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try this stuff...my housemate says itll draw a nail out of concrete...

your immune system will be low so lots of vitC and zinc...

infections can only thrive in an acid environment...so try alkalize your body for quicker healing too
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01/22/2012 03:54 AM
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
sounds like a pain in the ass
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Look if it is Mesa it could kill you.
On the other hand I have had to lance them myself & a sewing needle won't do it. Also these things are deeper than you think.

I used a sterile finishing nail I put through a 1" x 2" piece of wood

I held my breath and counted to three. Bam! It hurt like hell but it was over in a second. It took 20 min to stop draining blood & puss. Yuck!

You could strike an artery doing that so I recommend you get medical help.

Btw these things take 3 days for your body to build a pocket around them. You have to wait to pop it.

after & for a month or two wash with heppaclense from the drugstore

The staph virus lives in the human nose so wash your hands after you pick. The doc can give you meds you put in your know for a month or two to clear it up.

THE PUSS IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. CLEAN EVERYTHING WITH BLEACH, SHOWERS, Sinks, sheets toilets & towels. Throw away everything you use when you pop it

Again this was for entertainment purposes only. I am not a doctor so do not do this! Or even listen to me.
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[link to www.homepharmacy.com.au]

try this stuff...my housemate says itll draw a nail out of concrete...

your immune system will be low so lots of vitC and zinc...

infections can only thrive in an acid environment...so try alkalize your body for quicker healing too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9321377


actually on seconds thoughts thats a hard area to get bandage etc to stick to hey....lol..oh well try anyway
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01/22/2012 03:56 AM
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shoot it off.
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sounds like a pain in the ass
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Look if it is Mesa it could kill you.
On the other hand I have had to lance them myself & a sewing needle won't do it. Also these things are deeper than you think.

I used a sterile finishing nail I put through a 1" x 2" piece of wood

I held my breath and counted to three. Bam! It hurt like hell but it was over in a second. It took 20 min to stop draining blood & puss. Yuck!

You could strike an artery doing that so I recommend you get medical help.

Btw these things take 3 days for your body to build a pocket around them. You have to wait to pop it.

after & for a month or two wash with heppaclense from the drugstore

The staph virus lives in the human nose so wash your hands after you pick. The doc can give you meds you put in your know for a month or two to clear it up.

THE PUSS IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. CLEAN EVERYTHING WITH BLEACH, SHOWERS, Sinks, sheets toilets & towels. Throw away everything you use when you pop it

Again this was for entertainment purposes only. I am not a doctor so do not do this! Or even listen to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423419


This is great example of why you should'nt get medical advice on GLP.

make an appointment with your Doc OP
Patrick Bateman

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sounds like a pain in the ass
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Look if it is Mesa it could kill you.
On the other hand I have had to lance them myself & a sewing needle won't do it. Also these things are deeper than you think.

I used a sterile finishing nail I put through a 1" x 2" piece of wood

I held my breath and counted to three. Bam! It hurt like hell but it was over in a second. It took 20 min to stop draining blood & puss. Yuck!

You could strike an artery doing that so I recommend you get medical help.

Btw these things take 3 days for your body to build a pocket around them. You have to wait to pop it.

after & for a month or two wash with heppaclense from the drugstore

The staph virus lives in the human nose so wash your hands after you pick. The doc can give you meds you put in your know for a month or two to clear it up.

THE PUSS IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. CLEAN EVERYTHING WITH BLEACH, SHOWERS, Sinks, sheets toilets & towels. Throw away everything you use when you pop it

Again this was for entertainment purposes only. I am not a doctor so do not do this! Or even listen to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1423419


This is great example of why you should'nt get medical advice on GLP.

make an appointment with your Doc OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1549920


True, as the disclaimer on the website says as well.

I can only speak from personal experience op. I have had a cyst pop up on my inner thigh a few times. I always try to pop it in the shower for a few days, clean the hell out of it often, and usually it is gone with a week, sometimes 2. Sometimes I never even get to pop it, it just disappears after trying and cleaning for a few days. but like someone else said, if you are unsure, see a doc just to be on the safe side.
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Re: I have a cyst (boil) on my taint HELP
Please help me get a pin so I can get the best responce.

I have this knot on my taint close to my anus. The other day it was about the size of a large marble. So when I took a shower I squeezed it as hard as I could in the hope I could pop it and get some relief. Well it didn't pop like I wanted it to, it did erupted outward instead it popped under the skin and has got bigger. Well I don't want to go to the hospital, for one I cant afford it and second come on who would want to if they were in my situation. So my question is would I be able to lance it with a hot needle?
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I love getting these. So much fun to pop.

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