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hmm...look like I am preggers but I'm not... any clue as to what this might be?

 
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Liver disease.
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Do you feel any pain whatsoever? How does the tissue feel?

Need more info :)
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Re: hmm...look like I am preggers but I'm not... any clue as to what this might be?
You could be seriously backed up, if ya'know what i mean.

Dr will prolly give you a prescription for that, or i suppose you could look for some natural ways to do it.
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Magnesium, psyllium husks.
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Re: hmm...look like I am preggers but I'm not... any clue as to what this might be?
besides the stomache , you look like you have a nice shape , try doing sit ups
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I had this last year and felt a baby kicking, I've had kids so I know what it feels like. Hubby is fixed and I took 5 preggers test all negative. I looked and felt 4 or 5 months preganant. This went on for about a month and a half. I finally went to my OB and he thought I was crazy. Wasn't gas and No I didn't eat too much. After the dr visit the symtoms went away and I haven't felt them since. Very strange. The more I think about it the more I think it was an alien hybrid baby and they came and took it. Sounds crazy but this is GLP, right?
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besides the stomache , you look like you have a nice shape , try doing sit ups
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if you want, I'll be happy to knock you up from the rear
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laugh
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I had this last year and felt a baby kicking, I've had kids so I know what it feels like. Hubby is fixed and I took 5 preggers test all negative. I looked and felt 4 or 5 months preganant. This went on for about a month and a half. I finally went to my OB and he thought I was crazy. Wasn't gas and No I didn't eat too much. After the dr visit the symtoms went away and I haven't felt them since. Very strange. The more I think about it the more I think it was an alien hybrid baby and they came and took it. Sounds crazy but this is GLP, right?
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This is glp.

I hope your little alien hybrid baby is doing fine. :)

After the rest of us are destroyed, they are supposed to take over the world. Doesn't that make you happy.

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Looks like you're one fart away from fitting into that shirt better.
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what do you think? doc says i'm not preggers because my urine test was negative

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Well I would keep a couple of test around and take one every week a negative on a urine test doesn't always mean your not prego. My x wife was almost 4 months prego before it showed she was prego.
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“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson
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Doubtless, your avatar is adorable

Kevin, I do so many situps that I can literally lay down on the floor and let a 280 lbs person stand on my stomach. I gots rock hard ab muscles. that being said, I do like my sugar and have squishy fat over the top so me thinks that I eats too much.

AC with the alien baby. I'm feeling the movement too. I think it's the bacteria gurgling around over my intestines. It's a weird feeling. I'm thinking this gut's gonna be gone in two weeks with BlondeQT's suggestion.

that is unless some grey eye'd alien hybrid pokes his head out of my stomach all Aliens style and says howdy doo...

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Patdeez84...that is NOT a comfort!!!gasp
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How old are you op? Sometime age has a lot to do with what you are going through.
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Doubtless, your avatar is adorable

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You can use it if you want, im about to change it.
GLP = Whirlwind of stupid.
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I'm old as dirt...38, but I never date anyone over 29 so that can't be itrofl


oh, and thanks to whoever gave me the karma!hf
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Re: hmm...look like I am preggers but I'm not... any clue as to what this might be?
I would look into ovarian cancer.

It has little to no symptoms to start. One symptom is unusual weight gain in your stomach. Its caused by the cancer that spreads to the lining of your organs.. it will cause fluid to build up, which in turn makes you look like you are pregnant.

I know this...

I've had 2 surgeries on my ovaries due to ovarian cysts, which they had to remove parts of each of them, and my cancer risk is greatly increased. It's one of the symptoms they warn me about and make me look for...

Most women wait to long to see their doctor and by the time they go and find out they have ovarian cancer, it's too late. I would ABSOLUTELY go see another doctor, or mention this to your current doctor... it's nothing to mess around with.
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thanks doubless!

I just uploaded one and am waiting for it to be approved. I hope you guys like it :)
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Patdeez84...that is NOT a comfort!!!gasp
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LOL sorry I wouldn't sweat it.
:sigjosh:

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“We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul
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“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson
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I'm old as dirt...38, but I never date anyone over 29 so that can't be itrofl


oh, and thanks to whoever gave me the karma!hf
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Body goes through a metamorphose when you reach a certain age.

And 38 is close to 40. Either that or you're just a fat potbelly beer drinking bastard!

And a slut to boot.

cruise
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wish I could go to a doc AC, but I don't have insurance and this is a third world country and what not.

that being said, ovarian cancer doesn't run in my family so I'm not overly frightened.

if after two weeks this stuff doesn't work, I'll find some way to get to the doc, promise!
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I had this last year and felt a baby kicking, I've had kids so I know what it feels like. Hubby is fixed and I took 5 preggers test all negative. I looked and felt 4 or 5 months preganant. This went on for about a month and a half. I finally went to my OB and he thought I was crazy. Wasn't gas and No I didn't eat too much. After the dr visit the symtoms went away and I haven't felt them since. Very strange. The more I think about it the more I think it was an alien hybrid baby and they came and took it. Sounds crazy but this is GLP, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8060433


This is glp.

I hope your little alien hybrid baby is doing fine. :)

After the rest of us are destroyed, they are supposed to take over the world. Doesn't that make you happy.

1rof1

Yeah, I listen to Coast to Coast am somtimes.
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Not a joke no matter what that stupid song on C2C says...
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I am both a beer drinking bastard and a slut
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I am both a beer drinking bastard and a slut
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I am glad you take pride in it.

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I am both a beer drinking bastard and a slut
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:sigjosh:

:ronswansontax:

“We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul
.

“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson
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Re: hmm...look like I am preggers but I'm not... any clue as to what this might be?
Oh how ridiculous!!! If you were already "showing" you would or could be 3+ months into gestation, therefore NO PERIODS. (most likely no periods).
But you would or should "feel" pregnant.
If you have NOT had a period, and you still show NOT pregnant by urine test, you NEED an ultrasound IMMEDIATELY, in order to rule out anything else. Keep in mind ectopic pregnancies will not be detected by a urine test! Ectopic pregnancies are dangerous! As I said, RUN not walk to the doctor-probably a different doctor!
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How much soda do you drink? My sister looked like that and was drinking pepsi like a drug addict. She quit, belly gone.
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yup
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Re: hmm...look like I am preggers but I'm not... any clue as to what this might be?
I went to a doc AC. two of them. they refused to do an ultrasound because of negative urine test. yes it is entirely possible I have a fetus sucking off my intestines somewhere outside of my uterus, but it's a pretty rare condition. I have lost my periods, but...I'm going with candida. I'm pretty sure that's it considering the steroids, and the docs are refusing to help because I am not insured. it's all i can do at this point.
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Re: hmm...look like I am preggers but I'm not... any clue as to what this might be?
wish I could go to a doc AC, but I don't have insurance and this is a third world country and what not.

that being said, ovarian cancer doesn't run in my family so I'm not overly frightened.

if after two weeks this stuff doesn't work, I'll find some way to get to the doc, promise!
 Quoting: heresmystupidaccount



Ovarian cancer doesn't run in my family either.... but my risk factor is great. My doctor told me I have an 80% chance of getting ovarian cancer... it's one of those cancers that are unexplained as to why certain women get it.

I also knew someone who died of ovarian cancer, and no body in her family was ever diagnosed with it... so genetics might not be a factor.

What I was told, birth control makes the risk factor go up, ovarian cysts, not having children(which isn't always true)

I had a cyst on my ovary which was the size of a half dollar... I had hardly no symptoms, except fatigue, face break outs, and slightly messed up periods... UNTIL one night I had an extreme sharp pain and passed out.. I got rushed to the hospital with internal bleeding.. my ovary had split open.. Most of the time ovarian cysts cause little to no symptoms until it's an emergency.

Here's something to think about... Most of the time when a woman has ovarian cancer, they also have cervical cancer especially when it's late stage ovarian cancer.... go get a pap smear at your local planned parenthood.
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It could be a fibroid or ovarian tumor. They can get pretty big. Saw on the news last night some woman had an ovarian tumor taken out and it turned out to be 60 pounds. She had no idea it was that big.

Can't believe they wouldn't do an ultrasound to check for a tumor.

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