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February 1 2012, alien invasion PLEASE READ

 
walter
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For my own safety i am writing this from an internet cafe in london, several miles from where i live.

I need to warn people of an alien invasion which is happening.

For years now the false claims and predictions put out there by the so called contactees was done for one reason... to create a sense of so many failed dates that when the real one happens nobody will believe it.

I can testify that the huge earthquake / tsunami last year was created by an et race in a huge cloaked craft sitting on the far side of the moon. They were testing the waters, and it was a warning to the governments of the world.

These entities do not give a damn about humanity, in fact all the major extinctions in the past such as the ice age, and so called `comets hitting earth` etc, were caused by these entities when they had enough of humanity so to speak.

We are several days away from a total wipe out of humanity. Nothing will remain.
What you see in movies about a select few surviving in bunkers, or the conspiracies about the elite surviving, is absolute rubbish. Nobody survived any of the last extinctions in the past, and nobody will survive the forthcoming one.

I am warning everyone the only way you can survive is by heading to one of the poles, because they will be the sheer cold will somewhat be a safety net from the blast that is due to be set off by the et race, which will literally engulf and destroy millions witin seconds.

If you choose not to believe this, thats your problem.
But this has been planned for a long time, and as soon as i send this i am heading for heathrow airport where i am catching a flight and going my own private route to one of the poles.
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01/23/2012 02:00 PM
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cool story bro

utter nonsense but cool
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01/23/2012 02:02 PM
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I am convinced and am off to my Fortress of Solitude with several crates of beans,a gallon of whisky and a stack of air-freshenerbanana2
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Best thing to do is to prepare SPIRITUALLY! Let Almighty God be your refuge...not some foxhole (assuming you can even find one in time)!

Seek Jesus. He loves you and desires that all come to Him so none have to perish!
hf
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01/23/2012 02:03 PM
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if nobody survived past extinctions, what the hell are we still doing here? let me guess, friendly aliens got involved and helped us along. if there is an alien invasion, it will be fake
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For my own safety i am writing this from an internet cafe in london, several miles from where i live.

I need to warn people of an alien invasion which is happening.

For years now the false claims and predictions put out there by the so called contactees was done for one reason... to create a sense of so many failed dates that when the real one happens nobody will believe it.

I can testify that the huge earthquake / tsunami last year was created by an et race in a huge cloaked craft sitting on the far side of the moon. They were testing the waters, and it was a warning to the governments of the world.

These entities do not give a damn about humanity, in fact all the major extinctions in the past such as the ice age, and so called `comets hitting earth` etc, were caused by these entities when they had enough of humanity so to speak.

We are several days away from a total wipe out of humanity. Nothing will remain.
What you see in movies about a select few surviving in bunkers, or the conspiracies about the elite surviving, is absolute rubbish. Nobody survived any of the last extinctions in the past, and nobody will survive the forthcoming one.

I am warning everyone the only way you can survive is by heading to one of the poles, because they will be the sheer cold will somewhat be a safety net from the blast that is due to be set off by the et race, which will literally engulf and destroy millions witin seconds.

If you choose not to believe this, thats your problem.
But this has been planned for a long time, and as soon as i send this i am heading for heathrow airport where i am catching a flight and going my own private route to one of the poles.
 Quoting: walter 1232045


cruise

Thanks for the heads up, Walter!

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so, you go to Argentina? from UK?
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lurk rock on headbang
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Thank god you wrote this from an internet cafe, we were worried.
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lurk rock on headbang
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I think you watched Monsters too many times!
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lurk rock on headbang
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Stinky McMuffin, you are needed on this thread!
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tis gone shocked
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01/23/2012 02:27 PM
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My tomato plants dont do well at either pole.laugh
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Is this the fake alien invasion they talk about?
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01/23/2012 10:13 PM
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OP whats your source where and how did you come by this pending doom?
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01/23/2012 10:18 PM

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Bring em on. I'd love to kick ET's ass
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01/23/2012 10:20 PM
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LOL sometimes I just laugh at this rubbish. This world is NOT going to end with a fake alien invasion! This world is going to end with the coming of Jesus, of which NO man knows the day or hour... carry on world, all is well...
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01/23/2012 10:24 PM

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May I.....bsmeter
To each is own...
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01/23/2012 10:25 PM
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Bring em on. I'd love to kick ET's ass
 Quoting: Deanster


siren2 homo alert
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01/23/2012 10:32 PM
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oh sure, world is going to end but i'm gonna fly to north pole and make life there with the penguins
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01/23/2012 10:33 PM
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i copy paste this from you

We are several days away from a total wipe out of humanity. Nothing will remain.
What you see in movies about a select few surviving in bunkers, or the conspiracies about the elite surviving, is absolute rubbish. Nobody survived any of the last extinctions in the past, and nobody will survive the forthcoming one.



why bother with what you say if we all die ... pass time with your familly

drink a good shot smoke somes weed and we all die at sametime and that it


we are not advanced enough to counter this


but ... sorry i dont beleive a Advanced civilisation make billions of kill ....


we cannot be advanced without a good rules of cilivisation

if they do it with all this knowledge ...maybe they are not enough mature to be a civilisation...


and for this reason (human) i think we dont have the maturity to advance more too

human still do thing that cant be release in rest of space living ...
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01/23/2012 10:35 PM
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And? what are we gonna do about it? lol better charge up my laser gun.
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01/23/2012 10:37 PM
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Best thing to do is to prepare SPIRITUALLY! Let Almighty God be your refuge...not some foxhole (assuming you can even find one in time)!

Seek Jesus. He loves you and desires that all come to Him so none have to perish!
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8711233


Yeah. That's the right thing to do! lol
13.0.0.0.0

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01/23/2012 10:40 PM
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if there is an alien invasion, it will be fake
 Quoting: kfitz


Yep. It'll be a media/government hoax. Aliens don't want to fuck us up. They would have done it thousands of years ago if that's what they wanted.

OP is a faggot.
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scared
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Since I know "jesus" personally and he is the commander of this large project, I can rightfully put up this sign.

bsflag and this :enough bs cat:




and this :disingo: and this :best you can do?:
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aliens taste like chicken
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if there is an alien invasion, it will be fake
 Quoting: kfitz


Yep. It'll be a media/government hoax. Aliens don't want to fuck us up. They would have done it thousands of years ago if that's what they wanted.

OP is a faggot.
:13back:
 Quoting: 13.0.0.0.0


BS. They can watch us for thousand of years and still get sick of us one day and decide to wipe us out. Only because they havent done that yet (well maybe the did) doesnt mean they never will.
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01/23/2012 11:11 PM
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Oh noes, is this the project blue bean?!? Where do I pickup my 3-D glasses?!? 5a
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01/23/2012 11:15 PM
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Where you bored with porn?
Try something really new OP; yawn
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Re: February 1 2012, alien invasion PLEASE READ
For my own safety i am writing this from an internet cafe in london, several miles from where i live.

I need to warn people of an alien invasion which is happening.

For years now the false claims and predictions put out there by the so called contactees was done for one reason... to create a sense of so many failed dates that when the real one happens nobody will believe it.

I can testify that the huge earthquake / tsunami last year was created by an et race in a huge cloaked craft sitting on the far side of the moon. They were testing the waters, and it was a warning to the governments of the world.

These entities do not give a damn about humanity, in fact all the major extinctions in the past such as the ice age, and so called `comets hitting earth` etc, were caused by these entities when they had enough of humanity so to speak.

We are several days away from a total wipe out of humanity. Nothing will remain.
What you see in movies about a select few surviving in bunkers, or the conspiracies about the elite surviving, is absolute rubbish. Nobody survived any of the last extinctions in the past, and nobody will survive the forthcoming one.

I am warning everyone the only way you can survive is by heading to one of the poles, because they will be the sheer cold will somewhat be a safety net from the blast that is due to be set off by the et race, which will literally engulf and destroy millions witin seconds.

If you choose not to believe this, thats your problem.
But this has been planned for a long time, and as soon as i send this i am heading for heathrow airport where i am catching a flight and going my own private route to one of the poles.
 Quoting: walter 1232045


Santa said to tell you hi and to watch out for his reindeer since he lets them fly around on their own after Christmas.
Wouldn't want your plane getting hit by one of the little rascals. They get so frisky this time of year! Have a nice flight! Bye bye!


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