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February 1 2012, alien invasion PLEASE READ

 
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im very disapointed to see you will die with your false god


common wake up


no fucking god
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if nobody survived past extinctions, what the hell are we still doing here? let me guess, friendly aliens got involved and helped us along. if there is an alien invasion, it will be fake
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oh sure, world is going to end but i'm gonna fly to north pole and make life there with the penguins
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Penguins live in the south pole.
I wish I knew how to add pictures here.
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if nobody survived past extinctions, what the hell are we still doing here? let me guess, friendly aliens got involved and helped us along. if there is an alien invasion, it will be fake
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NY Giants Rule!!!!!
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what a game. eli manning is a warrior. the niners defense pounded the shit out of him and he just kept chipping away.
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Staged alien invasion...

NWO perpetuating fear
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If no one survived before them why are we all here now! Did we just all magically appear, and how do we affect aliens we live here and can't go into space. We don't bother aliens, doesn't make sense what you said.
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01/24/2012 12:56 AM
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Since I know "jesus" personally and he is the commander of this large project, I can rightfully put up this sign.

bsflag

You personally know Jesus? Can you ask him, by miracle of course, to guess my address and come pay me a visit? Maybe ask him to get rid of all the crazy self-righteous Christians. Also, I'd like him to beam me to Starship Venus. You've already been there right?
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aliens taste like chicken
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You know, you're probably right. Especially the reptilian ones.
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oh sure, world is going to end but i'm gonna fly to north pole and make life there with the penguins
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7674364


Penguins live in the south pole.
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There was a lost tribe of penguins who made their way to the North Pole thousands of years ago and live there in a remote, isolated part of the North Pole.
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oh sure, world is going to end but i'm gonna fly to north pole and make life there with the penguins
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7674364


Penguins live in the south pole.
 Quoting: BlindersRemoved


Some mother fuckin penguins are suicidal. Rather than head to the water with the other penguins they head straight for the mountains across miles of frozen landscape to meet a certain death. If a human intervenes and returns them to the population they turn right back around and head back toward the mountains. It's now a code among researchers to never intervene or stand in the path of a suicidal penguin.
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BS. They can watch us for thousand of years and still get sick of us one day and decide to wipe us out. Only because they havent done that yet (well maybe the did) doesnt mean they never will.
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Maybe stupid logic like that works in your head, but I doubt an advanced race would think like a dumbarse hick throwing rocks at an ant mound. Getting sick of us... pffff

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this shit sounds like the video game Resistance.yoda
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Go to the poles... wow!
such a magnificent idea!
just let me get the $10 - $15 thousand dollars from my jeans and go there. Thanks!

retarded sack of rancid parrot shit! go play more xbox!
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Is everybody ready?
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The alien attack has been cancelled due to lack of interest
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Hey OP

FUCK YOU

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For my own safety i am writing this from an internet cafe in london, several miles from where i live.

I need to warn people of an alien invasion which is happening.

For years now the false claims and predictions put out there by the so called contactees was done for one reason... to create a sense of so many failed dates that when the real one happens nobody will believe it.

I can testify that the huge earthquake / tsunami last year was created by an et race in a huge cloaked craft sitting on the far side of the moon. They were testing the waters, and it was a warning to the governments of the world.

These entities do not give a damn about humanity, in fact all the major extinctions in the past such as the ice age, and so called `comets hitting earth` etc, were caused by these entities when they had enough of humanity so to speak.

We are several days away from a total wipe out of humanity. Nothing will remain.
What you see in movies about a select few surviving in bunkers, or the conspiracies about the elite surviving, is absolute rubbish. Nobody survived any of the last extinctions in the past, and nobody will survive the forthcoming one.

I am warning everyone the only way you can survive is by heading to one of the poles, because they will be the sheer cold will somewhat be a safety net from the blast that is due to be set off by the et race, which will literally engulf and destroy millions witin seconds.

If you choose not to believe this, thats your problem.
But this has been planned for a long time, and as soon as i send this i am heading for heathrow airport where i am catching a flight and going my own private route to one of the poles.
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i dont wana go in the basement , im gona burn the building ....
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OP is right, but the war is not against us, is against the reptilians that own this world.
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OP whats your source where and how did you come by this pending doom?
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His Uncle's best friends sister's cousin told him.
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epic fail
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So what happenned to the invasion??? Been away for a while and still the same old shit!
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:megabullshit:

Thread: List of false prophets and failed predictions.
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I would like to give a alien an invasion of my own, live long and bendover ding dong...
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Um hey but how do you know


Like really u kinda convinced me



But aren't you gonna go for your family!!




That really sucks you should go for them
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Um hey but how do you know


Like really u kinda convinced me



But aren't you gonna go for your family!!




That really sucks you should go for them

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