February 1 2012, alien invasion PLEASE READ | |
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kfitz User ID: 1486313 United States 01/23/2012 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if nobody survived past extinctions, what the hell are we still doing here? let me guess, friendly aliens got involved and helped us along. if there is an alien invasion, it will be fake Quoting: kfitz NY Giants Rule!!!!! what a game. eli manning is a warrior. the niners defense pounded the shit out of him and he just kept chipping away. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7190830 United States 01/24/2012 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since I know "jesus" personally and he is the commander of this large project, I can rightfully put up this sign. You personally know Jesus? Can you ask him, by miracle of course, to guess my address and come pay me a visit? Maybe ask him to get rid of all the crazy self-righteous Christians. Also, I'd like him to beam me to Starship Venus. You've already been there right? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9243400 United States 01/24/2012 02:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | oh sure, world is going to end but i'm gonna fly to north pole and make life there with the penguins Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7674364 Penguins live in the south pole. There was a lost tribe of penguins who made their way to the North Pole thousands of years ago and live there in a remote, isolated part of the North Pole. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3115472 United States 01/24/2012 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | oh sure, world is going to end but i'm gonna fly to north pole and make life there with the penguins Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7674364 Penguins live in the south pole. Some mother fuckin penguins are suicidal. Rather than head to the water with the other penguins they head straight for the mountains across miles of frozen landscape to meet a certain death. If a human intervenes and returns them to the population they turn right back around and head back toward the mountains. It's now a code among researchers to never intervene or stand in the path of a suicidal penguin. |
13.0.0.0.0 User ID: 714156 Australia 01/24/2012 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BS. They can watch us for thousand of years and still get sick of us one day and decide to wipe us out. Only because they havent done that yet (well maybe the did) doesnt mean they never will. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1853342 Maybe stupid logic like that works in your head, but I doubt an advanced race would think like a dumbarse hick throwing rocks at an ant mound. Getting sick of us... pffff Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people. |
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where's my stapler User ID: 9917802 United Kingdom 02/01/2012 07:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For my own safety i am writing this from an internet cafe in london, several miles from where i live. Quoting: walter 1232045 I need to warn people of an alien invasion which is happening. For years now the false claims and predictions put out there by the so called contactees was done for one reason... to create a sense of so many failed dates that when the real one happens nobody will believe it. I can testify that the huge earthquake / tsunami last year was created by an et race in a huge cloaked craft sitting on the far side of the moon. They were testing the waters, and it was a warning to the governments of the world. These entities do not give a damn about humanity, in fact all the major extinctions in the past such as the ice age, and so called `comets hitting earth` etc, were caused by these entities when they had enough of humanity so to speak. We are several days away from a total wipe out of humanity. Nothing will remain. What you see in movies about a select few surviving in bunkers, or the conspiracies about the elite surviving, is absolute rubbish. Nobody survived any of the last extinctions in the past, and nobody will survive the forthcoming one. I am warning everyone the only way you can survive is by heading to one of the poles, because they will be the sheer cold will somewhat be a safety net from the blast that is due to be set off by the et race, which will literally engulf and destroy millions witin seconds. If you choose not to believe this, thats your problem. But this has been planned for a long time, and as soon as i send this i am heading for heathrow airport where i am catching a flight and going my own private route to one of the poles. i dont wana go in the basement , im gona burn the building .... |
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