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Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2012 12:37 AM
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I know someone who had a glass walled toilet built on to the outside of their home. It was like a half octagon thing. No curtains or anything. Nothing says deviant like a glass walled toilet. Pure see through too.
 Quoting: Deviant 2874631


lololololololololololol
Cindy
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01/25/2012 12:42 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
... I suggest keeping the door closed and using lots of air freshner out of courtesy of basic human sanitary standards...
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Ok... way too far... that sounded pretty selfish and delusional.

Anyway. Jeez people, please get off your high horses, weren't we all driven to this thread by its comical title? its silly mindless content. Not everything has to be an argument and hostile attacks.

Back to topic. My best friend always shit with the door wide open and his wife too (obviously not when we are around, but one day unintentionally I saw her by walking the hall).

I personally find it so beyond disgusting, and actually just disrespectful or degrading. Idk. Something so natural but with this vein society... I don't think i cant recover and see it back again as something normal.
Ever since high school just the talk of it would repulse my friends. So now I see this "normal" act as... ew...

My dad and mom do it too at home. Door open... I cant stand it! When I shit I cant even make a sound, knowing that someone notice I'm pooping will bring me to shame! I always close door, cant control to always try and do my best at hiding the loud sound of fart.

But OP question was valid. I cant believe people took such funny topic to start a war... I wonder too if married man watch their wife poop and if they find it afterwards hard to be turned on by them? Someone married please respond, I'm eager to know this curiosity too!
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01/25/2012 12:48 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
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Uh, you guys are missing the point. I'm not sitting there staring at her as she's shitting, we just leave the door open instead of closing it. It's an intimacy thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7250689


Smelling her #2 is an intimacy thing? Unless you have a fecal fetish, I suggest keeping the door closed and using lots of air freshner out of courtesy of basic human sanitary standards...
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Again, dont use the chemcial commercial air fresheners, I think they are neural toxins.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI


at the very least they are hepatotoxins.
and why do the commercials always show people, children even, 'huffing' them?
the print ad of lady with head in trunk of car, the video ads of stuffed animals in nursery face down on carpet, or of kids running out of school to sniff seats in car.
it is creepy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7694243


Yup, thats creepy. Makes you wonder

BTW, I know someone that was a heavy user of the sprays . he'd spray like crazy and had a full blown paralyzing stroke.

My pet rats got in the air fresher too and started twitching like parkinsons disease and they died,

I dont trust that stuff, Something is wrong how they push and advertise it.
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01/25/2012 01:07 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
why would you want to see someone taking a dump? I cannot think of a scenario in which i'd ever want to be watching someone take a dump... I don't care who it is.
 Quoting: Roentgen®


What about when a cat or dog does it?
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01/25/2012 01:14 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
I consider it wining at life if I'm able to die with no physical evidence that my wife has the ability to shit.
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01/25/2012 01:16 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
Americans are fucked up
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01/25/2012 01:31 AM
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How else am I supposed to masturbate? duh!
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01/25/2012 01:32 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
How do you know she's not just taking a piss? If you are walking by the john sampling aromatics, you get what you deserve. Leave the fucking door open if you want, I'm not sticking around long enough to figure out what you are depositing.
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01/25/2012 01:34 AM
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If I ever saw my wife taking a shit I would immediately throw her out for allowing Obama into our house.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9501419


laugh
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01/25/2012 04:26 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
I imagine in America they need extra big toilets and bathrooms now and the experience of Passing their bowels may indeed be so Painful for them, that their spouse is there Holding their hand and comforting them in their hour of Need.

Like a Kind of twisted child birth, but with Cow/People hybrids & I Wonder how often A Doctor is Needed in this situation of Life and Death dead2
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01/25/2012 01:01 PM

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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
... I suggest keeping the door closed and using lots of air freshner out of courtesy of basic human sanitary standards...
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Ok... way too far... that sounded pretty selfish and delusional.

 Quoting: Cindy 2878903


Wait a minute, using air freshner to mask an unpleasant aroma emanating out of your own ass out of consideration for others who might smell it is now "selfish" and "delusional" ????

Maybe by Puerto Rico standards but not here in the U.S.

Ever heard of a 'courtesy flush'????

Last Edited by ANHEDONIC on 01/25/2012 01:02 PM

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I don't think my wife has taken a shit in the 10 years we have been married!
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01/26/2012 11:49 PM
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If I ever saw my wife taking a shit I would immediately throw her out for allowing Obama into our house.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9501419


HaHa...classic! Someone give this poster some karma!!
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01/26/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
why would you want to see someone taking a dump? I cannot think of a scenario in which i'd ever want to be watching someone take a dump... I don't care who it is.
 Quoting: Roentgen®


Uh, you guys are missing the point. I'm not sitting there staring at her as she's shitting, we just leave the door open instead of closing it. It's an intimacy thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7250689


Kudos for being open enough about your relationship to not be ashamed of the natural bodily processes of your mate.

I on the other hand go for the modesty approach of not having my wife listen to my rectal explosions.
Anonymous Coward
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01/26/2012 11:58 PM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
Married over 20 years and have never seen my wife poop.
(only heard her fart once or twice)

Just like I don't blow my nose at the table... it's called courtesy.
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01/27/2012 12:01 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
We shit with the door open in our house. One of our family members thinks it's disgusting, they do not live here though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7250689


It is disgusting.

Just as you should put the lid down before you flush, you should close the door and stop the spread of mainly the smell, but also the possibility of germs etc.
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01/27/2012 12:02 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
What about when a cat or dog does it?
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So you are saying you watch animals take a shit?

Thats fucked up.
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01/27/2012 12:03 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
Our bathrooms don't even HAVE doors.

BUT, my wife only shits rainbows and rose petals, so it's ok.
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01/27/2012 12:06 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
I think it's normal in Germany.
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01/27/2012 12:08 AM
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When I free the chocolate hostages, the door is closed. I also am not a mouth breather, walk upright,do not drag my knuckles when I walk and like to cook my food. that is all
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01/27/2012 12:08 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
I think it's normal in Germany.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9637576


So is peeing on each other whilst having sex.

I havent done that yet either.
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01/27/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
If it's an american wife they blow farts out both holes. That wonderful american diet. hiding
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01/27/2012 12:18 AM
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OP's toilet is probably his mouth.

Sick bastard
EvilBugger

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01/27/2012 12:22 AM
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ROFLMAO - never pondered upon this question.
I throw idiots on the bbq...™

Best Idiot Idiom so far:
You are about as far from the truth as can be ! thats why you are a EvilBugger
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01/27/2012 12:23 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
We don't have a problem with it. Heck I just dumped a fast one while she was propped up on the bed typing on the laptop. I think we even had a conversation.
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01/27/2012 12:29 AM

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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
Seems pretty natural to close the door like you would if anyone else was present in the room/house, no?


My old man used to sometimes take a leak with the door open, not because he wanted anyone to see him, but because he thought he was saving money by leaving the door open so he wouldn't have to turn on the god damn light!

Some sights & smells are better left unseen and un-smelled!

Last Edited by ANHEDONIC on 01/27/2012 12:30 AM

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01/27/2012 12:32 AM

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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
Shitting? - No. It's rude to not close the door and put the fan on.

Last Edited by Earth Daughter on 01/27/2012 12:34 AM
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01/27/2012 12:35 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
First sneak into her house after dating a bit. Slept next to her and thought she might have shit herself when she totally blew ass.

I was in love
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01/27/2012 12:38 AM
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
why don't you just start doing autopsies and peel off the flesh and shine up the bones and take all human dignity and throw it in the trash can. Hint: do this instead of posting on here.
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Re: Does your wife let you see her taking a shit?
yes, i even let her use my tongue as toilet paper.

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