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A women will forgive you for calling her a dumb raped bitch, but she won't forgive you for busting her and confronting her about a HUGE LIE...

 
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So I was dating this chick for a while.

And something puzzles me.

I called her a dumb raped bitch via text messages while I was drunk.

In my defense, I don't call just any ordinary girl a dumb raped bitch.

ONLY the women who tell me the SAME fucking story i've heard from them about a thousand times.

"I WAS RAPED!"

(A statement used by some ho to extract sympathy from Raz)

The first few times a woman has told me this, I was sympathetic.

But then I started hearing the line more.

And more.

And gee... even more.

Now that i've heard a woman tell me that shit probably close to a dozen times, I usually call her a dumb raped bitch when I get too drunk.

The only reason I do it, is because the woman is always looking for sympathy when it's HER FAULT.

I don't mean women who are mugged and raped. That's a different breed.

I'm talking about the party chicks who tell me the same story looking for sympathy.

"I was RAPED BY MY BOYFRIEND!"

"MY BOYFRIEND RAPED ME!"

ummmm ok.

the story basically goes like this... the women was flirting with some guy, brings him home to her apartment, then gets raped, or she's been dating an alcoholic, drug dealer or wife abuser, and then one day she says "no" to him and to her amazement, this man she has known for many years suddenly rapes her.

Does she file a police report?

No.

Does she complain to the next sucker in line (Not Raz) to garner sympathy and use him for her own personal therapy?

BINGO.

Has anyone ever met these types of women? or just me?

Anyways...

my story with this chick.

I got too drunk and start drunk dialing people but this chick kept ignoring my calls.

so I started texting her things to make her pissed off because im an asshole.

"Hey you raped bitch."

"Hey you raped bitch answer me."

"Hey milinda you must be pretty dumb to have been raped by your boyfriend"

"Hey milinda, how dumb must you be to be raped by your boyfriend."

"You must be pretty stupid to have been raped by your boyfriend."

anyways, I was sending her these text messages, and she kept delibartely ignoring them.

thats not the funny part.

the funny part is I had a date with her the next morning.

so I showed up, and as condolences to my rude behavior the previous night, I bought her some strawberries and organic chocolate from Whole Foods.

and she had this HUGE sexy grin on her face like she was turned on by her messages and was like... "Hey! you weren't supposed to meet me this early."

then I was like

"Yo have some organic strawberries. Sorry about the messages last night!"

"She just laughed and was like "You say some BAD things when your DRUNK!"


anyways...

it just goes to show you, if you're a jerk with a woman, your chances of building rapport and hooking up increase dramatically.

but anyways.

the funny part is.

a few months later, I send her some drunken text messages because I find out she LIED to me about having an AIDS test and Syphilis test, and SHE CALLS THE FREAKING COPS ON ME.

I can call her a dumb raped bitch, and she will love me.

but when I bust her on her lies about having an AIDS test and Syphilis test she files a complaint with the RCMP on me.

that just shows you how women are like.

you can treat them like shit and they will basically take it, but when you confront them with one of there HUGE lies or when their "self image" disintegrates, THEY WILL GO APESHIT.

yeah.

hows everyone doing tonite.

mic check one two.
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rofl
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you're trying too hard
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you need help Raz, you are highly delusional
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you're trying too hard
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I wasn't trying to get anything.

I was just partyin'
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you're trying too hard
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To get attention....
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you need help Raz, you are highly delusional
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tell me something I don't know.

i'd rather be delusional than a sheep fucking wanker though.
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you're trying too hard
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To get attention....
 Quoting: Too Dark Park


yeah right.

im posting original thoughts on how women operate.

this is their modus operandi.
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It would be wise to simply drop all contact with a person who claims she was raped, but who had not filed a proper police report.

If she says that about some other guy, who is to say she might not allege the same against you?

Claiming rape, but treating it as something other than a criminal assault is a dangerous high-drama game.
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you're trying too hard
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To get attention....
 Quoting: Too Dark Park


yeah right.

im posting original thoughts on how women operate.

this is their modus operandi.
 Quoting: -RazriN-


Female here, and I am telling you to avoid anyone who behaves like that.

It is not the modus operandi of sane, self-respecting women.

You would be wise to immediately drop all contact with anyone who plays games involving allegations of rape.
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Funny story, I believe it.

I've been married a long time and my wife is starting to get some gray hairs. I color her hair at home and our kids see of course see what we're doing.

Today I was explaining to one of the kids (who had encountered a situation at school that day) the importance of "white lies" -- how sometimes they are necessary. That if one is confronted by an inappropriate question in a social situation, it's OK to just say any answer you like, make a joke of it, etc. He didn't really believe me and asked for an example of how white lies are important in the world. I said, well, I color Mom's hair so that others won't know she has any gray.

Suddenly wife gets very angry, after I've just repeated something we all already know, something that's completely normal and fine. But it made her furious!

OP thanks for the post. Maybe after another 10 years of marriage I'll understand women (at least my wife) a bit more. Or maybe not ...
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Female here, and I am telling you to avoid anyone who behaves like that.

It is not the modus operandi of sane, self-respecting women.

You would be wise to immediately drop all contact with anyone who plays games involving allegations of rape.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird



yeah but the problem is, i'm not the type of man to attract sane and self-respecting women.

the sane and self-respecting ones are always happily married and can never hang out with me.

so the other chicks come out of the wood work.
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Funny story, I believe it.

I've been married a long time and my wife is starting to get some gray hairs. I color her hair at home and our kids see of course see what we're doing.

Today I was explaining to one of the kids (who had encountered a situation at school that day) the importance of "white lies" -- how sometimes they are necessary. That if one is confronted by an inappropriate question in a social situation, it's OK to just say any answer you like, make a joke of it, etc. He didn't really believe me and asked for an example of how white lies are important in the world. I said, well, I color Mom's hair so that others won't know she has any gray.

Suddenly wife gets very angry, after I've just repeated something we all already know, something that's completely normal and fine. But it made her furious!

OP thanks for the post. Maybe after another 10 years of marriage I'll understand women (at least my wife) a bit more. Or maybe not ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4596203



HAHAHAHHAHA.

YES!

Someone who actually GETS IT.


This is what I mean.

They FREAK OUT when you confront them with lies or pop a hole in their self-image or fantasy.

but other shit you can get away with.

cool story homey. I enjoyed it.

hf
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you're trying too hard
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To get attention....
 Quoting: Too Dark Park


yeah right.

im posting original thoughts on how women operate.

this is their modus operandi.
 Quoting: -RazriN-


Female here, and I am telling you to avoid anyone who behaves like that.

It is not the modus operandi of sane, self-respecting women.

You would be wise to immediately drop all contact with anyone who plays games involving allegations of rape.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


Agree there. But even among women who would never do that, I think there's a wider tendency that OP has identified, see my post above.
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yeah right.

im posting original thoughts on how women operate.

this is their modus operandi.
 Quoting: -RazriN-



The women you date at least...

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Funny story, I believe it.

I've been married a long time and my wife is starting to get some gray hairs. I color her hair at home and our kids see of course see what we're doing.

Today I was explaining to one of the kids (who had encountered a situation at school that day) the importance of "white lies" -- how sometimes they are necessary. That if one is confronted by an inappropriate question in a social situation, it's OK to just say any answer you like, make a joke of it, etc. He didn't really believe me and asked for an example of how white lies are important in the world. I said, well, I color Mom's hair so that others won't know she has any gray.

Suddenly wife gets very angry, after I've just repeated something we all already know, something that's completely normal and fine. But it made her furious!

OP thanks for the post. Maybe after another 10 years of marriage I'll understand women (at least my wife) a bit more. Or maybe not ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4596203



HAHAHAHHAHA.

YES!

Someone who actually GETS IT.


This is what I mean.

They FREAK OUT when you confront them with lies or pop a hole in their self-image or fantasy.

but other shit you can get away with.

cool story homey. I enjoyed it.

hf
 Quoting: -RazriN-


Heh you've identified a great truth and done a great service to male-kind. As you see it's not just the unmarried ones.
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Female here, and I am telling you to avoid anyone who behaves like that.

It is not the modus operandi of sane, self-respecting women.

You would be wise to immediately drop all contact with anyone who plays games involving allegations of rape.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird



yeah but the problem is, i'm not the type of man to attract sane and self-respecting women.

the sane and self-respecting ones are always happily married and can never hang out with me.

so the other chicks come out of the wood work.
 Quoting: -RazriN-


OP, why don't you change yourself to the type of man who attracts sane and self respecting woman then ?

Or just accept your situation and avoid woman altogether.
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Heh you've identified a great truth and done a great service to male-kind. As you see it's not just the unmarried ones.
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hahahaha.

yup...

I called another chick "an alcoholic once" and she did the SAME manuever... was INCREDIBLY furious.

my favorite line from her fury was "You wanna BET!"
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OP, why don't you change yourself to the type of man who attracts sane and self respecting woman then ?

Or just accept your situation and avoid woman altogether.
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I do have one sane & self-respecting woman in my life.

this japanese girl I did a lab with.

i'm working her too.

though there is a language barrier, she's a much more saner and self-respecting call.

but tomorrow evening i'm getting drunk with two party chicks.

whiskey's on me.

though I don't drink that shit.
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Razrin is such a badass.
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What Im about to tell you is the honest truth... I know about 15 females in my life who are not related to me in anyway. They are friends and they all told me that they were once raped. At first I felt sorry when I heard the first two tell me, then a 3rd, 4th, fifth and Im just like wait a fucking a minute... Now when I hear that bullshit I just roll my eyes and stop talking to them because they are bad news to lie about some shit so serious.

Out of the 15 only 1 had a legitimate case of rape. She was pinned down by 5 guys and they all took turns on her. No she wasnt drunk, she was pulled aside the street by strangers and couldnt scream for help cause they had a knife to her neck.

Let me give u an example of a bullshit rape story I heard. This girl I knew who was 27 at the time told me her ex bf raped her. I felt so sorry for her when I heard it but after she told me the story I was like you fucking deserved it. She told me she invited her boyfriend over to play. Keep in mind she was 27 at the time. When a 27 year old woman invites her boyfriend over to play in her bedroom you know damn fucking well it aint going to be on the ps3. She said they made out and he wouldnt stop and he gave it to her. I said did you tell him to stop, she said no because she didnt want him to get rough and didnt want to scream because her mom might hear. I was like why didnt you yell for your mom, she said because she worries about her enough and doesnt want her to worry anymore... I was like, wtf is that bullshit... On top of that she told me she still kept in contact with him and spoke to him. What in the hell, when have you heard the victim of a rape being friends with their raper? But yall should have heard the bullshit and how she told me, she was crying like she was all tramatized lol fuck is wrong with bitches these days?
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OP, why don't you change yourself to the type of man who attracts sane and self respecting woman then ?

Or just accept your situation and avoid woman altogether.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9401994




I do have one sane & self-respecting woman in my life.

this japanese girl I did a lab with.

i'm working her too.

though there is a language barrier, she's a much more saner and self-respecting call.

but tomorrow evening i'm getting drunk with two party chicks.

whiskey's on me.

though I don't drink that shit.
 Quoting: -RazriN-


OP,

It seems to me like you want your cake and to eat it too.

You want to be able to play with woman as you please and then have decent woman on on the side waiting for you.

Would you like a woman to treat you like this ? I bet you wouldn't.

When you stop doing this and put your time into GENUINELY developing a relationship with a self respecting woman then you may get what you want.

I don't know maybe I am being a bit judgmental but I think if you want a decent woman, be patient and when you find one treat them the way you would want someone to treat you.

All the best OP. =)
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In my defense, I don't call just any ordinary girl a dumb raped bitch.

ONLY the women who tell me the SAME fucking story i've heard from them about a thousand times...

 Quoting: -RazriN-


Let me see, if I happened to notice that a huge percentage of men I interacted with told "thousands" of lies about being the victim of -- let's say -- bank robbery, kidnapping, or other serious crime... I'd start to wonder what is wrong with me, as well as what is wrong with them.

Them = I can't fix.

Me = I can fix.
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OP,

It seems to me like you want your cake and to eat it too.

You want to be able to play with woman as you please and then have decent woman on on the side waiting for you.

Would you like a woman to treat you like this ? I bet you wouldn't.

When you stop doing this and put your time into GENUINELY developing a relationship with a self respecting woman then you may get what you want.

I don't know maybe I am being a bit judgmental but I think if you want a decent woman, be patient and when you find one treat them the way you would want someone to treat you.

All the best OP. =)
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Oh trust me sweetheart, when I see what I want, I invariably get it because i'm tenacious and determined....

(Not in a forcefull way, just when I meet the woman of my current dreams, my charm, charisma and confidence skyrocket and I get her)

Of course I want to play with women as I please and have women on the side for me.

I have female friends.

My girlfriends always understand I have female friends that I hang out with and love, and they have to be ok with that.

It's not always a sexual thing too, they're just better to hang out with than guys because my male friends are always heroin addicts and crackheads.

I've enjoyed ALL my relationships with SELF-RESPECTING women.

You speak to me as if i've never had any.

I've had 3-5 relationships with stable self-respecting women, and those conduits are still active, we just can't party together and they're not available on the market anymore.

And in the end, it's the women that are hunting me, not me hunting the women.

If a sane and respectable woman wants a relationship with me, she lets me know in very clear and communicateable words and mannerisms.
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Your parents failed...miserably.
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In my defense, I don't call just any ordinary girl a dumb raped bitch.

ONLY the women who tell me the SAME fucking story i've heard from them about a thousand times...

 Quoting: -RazriN-


Let me see, if I happened to notice that a huge percentage of men I interacted with told "thousands" of lies about being the victim of -- let's say -- bank robbery, kidnapping, or other serious crime... I'd start to wonder what is wrong with me, as well as what is wrong with them.

Them = I can't fix.

Me = I can fix.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


indeed.

self-improvement is the key to building strong and powerful relationships.

but listening to other people is how you grow philosophically.

and I like that too.
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Razrin is such a badass.
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indeed.
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Your parents failed...miserably.
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yeah man my psychiatrists tell me the same thing too.
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OP, why don't you change yourself to the type of man who attracts sane and self respecting woman then ?

Or just accept your situation and avoid woman altogether.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9401994




I do have one sane & self-respecting woman in my life.

this japanese girl I did a lab with.

i'm working her too.

though there is a language barrier, she's a much more saner and self-respecting call.

but tomorrow evening i'm getting drunk with two party chicks.

whiskey's on me.

though I don't drink that shit.
 Quoting: -RazriN-


Please do your lab partner a favor and leave her alone unless and until you find the dignity to lift yourself free from the drunken party phase of your life.

I do not know what "working her" means in modern vernacular, but it does not sound honorable.
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Please do your lab partner a favor and leave her alone unless and until you find the dignity to lift yourself free from the drunken party phase of your life.

I do not know what "working her" means in modern vernacular, but it does not sound honorable.
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shutup
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first time i heard something like this, stop visiting mental institutions to find a date redface

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