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SHTF recipes
<insert x> salad:
1 can of <insert x>
1/2 cup of mayo
squirt of mustard
sprinkle of soup greens
sprinkle of onion flakes
sprinkle of celery flakes

Pudding pie:

1 pie crust
4 cups of pudding of your choice

That's about all I have for this shit so far.

I'm working on more complex recipes using the meats I canned myself. I have some duck, some goose, some deer, some pheasant, some cow...

Also have a shitload of pickled and freeze dried veggies.

Plus a few hundred boxes of astronaut food. (including Tang, and powdered vitamins of course)
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01/25/2012 10:27 AM
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I have diarrhia just thinking about this
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I have diarrhia just thinking about this
 Quoting: Hooch


I know, right?
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How about BBQ pet?



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I have diarrhia just thinking about this
 Quoting: Hooch


I know, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1289231


Maybe I should get more bottled water...
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One part shit
Two parts Fan.
Mix
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Land of the Free, Home of the Crazy
The Fewer, the Prouder, the Women Marines.

Nuff said.
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Re: SHTF recipes
<insert x> salad:
1 can of <insert x>
1/2 cup of mayo
squirt of mustard
sprinkle of soup greens
sprinkle of onion flakes
sprinkle of celery flakes

Pudding pie:

1 pie crust
4 cups of pudding of your choice

That's about all I have for this shit so far.

I'm working on more complex recipes using the meats I canned myself. I have some duck, some goose, some deer, some pheasant, some cow...

Also have a shitload of pickled and freeze dried veggies.

Plus a few hundred boxes of astronaut food. (including Tang, and powdered vitamins of course)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1289231


how are you going to make bake that pie under you have prebaked crusts to dump your canned pudding into, assuming you have no energy source?
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How about BBQ pet?



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I actually have jarred guinea pig and gator. Dogs not that good though, I mean... fuck, I tried it in Korea on a dare and it's gamey, tastes a bit like beef but has the texture of shoe leather.

Unless that's a cat, then I'm adverse to eating pussy...


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Re: SHTF recipes
<insert x> salad:
1 can of <insert x>
1/2 cup of mayo
squirt of mustard
sprinkle of soup greens
sprinkle of onion flakes
sprinkle of celery flakes

Pudding pie:

1 pie crust
4 cups of pudding of your choice

That's about all I have for this shit so far.

I'm working on more complex recipes using the meats I canned myself. I have some duck, some goose, some deer, some pheasant, some cow...

Also have a shitload of pickled and freeze dried veggies.

Plus a few hundred boxes of astronaut food. (including Tang, and powdered vitamins of course)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1289231


how are you going to make bake that pie under you have prebaked crusts to dump your canned pudding into, assuming you have no energy source?
 Quoting: Nobody in Particular


The trick is just to bang the rocks together, buddy... as for the pie crusts, they're prebaked and sealed as tight as Obama's real birth certificate.
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How about BBQ pet?



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 Quoting: BRIEF


I actually have jarred guinea pig and gator. Dogs not that good though, I mean... fuck, I tried it in Korea on a dare and it's gamey, tastes a bit like beef but has the texture of shoe leather.

Unless that's a cat, then I'm adverse to eating pussy...


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1289231


Maybe it's the type of dog they are using...





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How about BBQ pet?



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 Quoting: BRIEF


I actually have jarred guinea pig and gator. Dogs not that good though, I mean... fuck, I tried it in Korea on a dare and it's gamey, tastes a bit like beef but has the texture of shoe leather.

Unless that's a cat, then I'm adverse to eating pussy...


[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1289231


Maybe it's the type of dog they are using...





:hotdoghotdog:
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah, didnt help that the smell of kim chi was in my nostrils while I was eating it.
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Re: SHTF recipes
Since everyone always talks about canned tuna.

2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 can tuna

Melt butter in a saucepan over low heat. Blend in flour & salt. Add milk all at once. Cook quickly, stirring constantly, till mixture thickens and bubbles. Drain tuna and add to creamed mixture, serve over toast or biscuits.

You can also add some peas to this to get somes veggies in there.



Edit for spelling error.

Last Edited by Oh Kay on 01/25/2012 10:44 AM
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Since everyone always talks about canned tuna.

2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 can tuna

Melt butter in a saucepan over low heat. Blend in flour & salt. Add milk all at once. Cook quickly, stirring constantly, till mixture thickens and bubbles. Drain tuna and add to creamed mixture, serve over toast or biscuits.

You can also add some peas to this to get somes veggies in there.



Edit for spelling error.
 Quoting: Oh Kay


Nice one. I've been looking at using gas to cook but am also looking at ways around it especially if I have to suffer prolonged containment.
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SHTF stew:

All veggies from the garden

One medium neighbor deboned and cubed

Beef broth

Cook outdoors in large kettle

If using a large neighbor, trim off excess fat to make soap with later.
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SHTF stew:

All veggies from the garden

One medium neighbor deboned and cubed

Beef broth

Cook outdoors in large kettle

If using a large neighbor, trim off excess fat to make soap with later.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sweet. Nothing like longpork, of course if they're chinese I'll just be hungry an hour later.
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A dutch oven will be worth is weight in gold shtf
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A dutch oven will be worth is weight in gold shtf
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Yeah I have one, solid cast iron, it's not going anywhere.
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Re: SHTF recipes
A more serious discussion can be found here:
Thread: Last minute tips for parents when the SHTF (Page 11)
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A more serious discussion can be found here:
Thread: Last minute tips for parents when the SHTF (Page 11)
 Quoting: HopeisEssential


Thanks!
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Rock Soup:

A handful of rocks
1 large pot of water

Add rocks to the large pot of water.
Boil.

Eat and enjoy! Make sure you don't eat the rocks. They are just for flavor.
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Rock Soup:

A handful of rocks
1 large pot of water

Add rocks to the large pot of water.
Boil.

Eat and enjoy! Make sure you don't eat the rocks. They are just for flavor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1380843


Sounds similar to my recipe for Stone soup...
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Re: SHTF recipes
Chocolate Peanut Butter Butt Crack Pie

Assuming you don't have a source of heat.

1 pie tin
1/4 cup water
2 cups crushed graham crackers
1 cup peanut butter
2 cups chocolate chips

Crush graham crackers and mix them with water. Mold them into the pie tin. Pack your butt crack with the peanut butter and chocolate chips. Run for one hour straight. Scrap the mixture out of your crack and put it in the graham cracker crust. Take a big bite. Smile. Enjoy!
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Re: SHTF recipes
wow, you guys are perhaps not thinking clearly. If you are talking about a real emergency you are going to be lucky to have almost 'ingredients' at all.

You should try doing a rodent and vegetable Shish Kebab.

Squirrel, don't eat the brains no matter how magikal anyone tells you they are.

Rat, can catch easy with a box or a shoe if you know where it lives.

Pidgeon, while supplies last, be picky and dont eat the natty ones.

Rabbit, often loaded with pesticides when found in the burbs'

Anyway use your imagination. A shish kebab takes almost no resources to create, a knife and a stick maybe and then whatever small game or other you can stab it through. Cook over 1G cooking oil can for maximum third world effect. This is worth practicing every once in a while.
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If you live in isolated places or small cities and plan your supplies you can eat pretty well. Good lucking with the grilled gopher to the city folks who've never hunted for one, and are trying to cook them from their backpacks supplies. Meanwhile I'll eat just fine, thank you.
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If you live in isolated places or small cities and plan your supplies you can eat pretty well. Good lucking with the grilled gopher to the city folks who've never hunted for one, and are trying to cook them from their backpacks supplies. Meanwhile I'll eat just fine, thank you.
 Quoting: HopeisEssential


Its really this simple, Rural area or not there are rats everywhere, find the trash and trap a rat in a boot(anything), and then hit the rat against the ground, whip it into the pavement by the tail. Don't get bitten, because if you do you will get a terrible infection and probably die, hence the boot and the tail thing. Seriously this is the most dangerous part, dont under-estimate the infection potential.

Skewer the mo-fo stick or wire, street sweeper bristle and cook it over whatever fuel you have that isn't burning tires.

You can cut up a cooking oil tin and stuff some rags into it and burn gasoline or practically anything else in it. People in cites do this all the time.
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yep. For sure. It's sad to me how humans have forgotten basic survival skills for the most part. We've become sheep in every sense of the word, or maybe cattle...
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Toenail Surprise

Pick your toenails, then eat them. Surprise! Yum!
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Kill and eat homeless people:

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How about BBQ pet?



:quietdog:
 Quoting: BRIEF


hilarious...not
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I had a buy one, get one free coupon for Big Macs....

my god, what garbage.....
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Rat o Van

you take one rat, and one van....

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