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If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.

 
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Seriously, take care of you cats. These things running around here are nasty, and vicious creatures. Relocating is the lesser punishment that they could get, and deserve.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Tell me about it! My neighbors cats shit, and piss all over in my yard, and my kids sand boxs, I hate that shit!!!


I feel like letting my dog out in their yard to do his job, and see how they like it!!!
This time I feel lost in a world so cold and lonely. This time I feel broke and if I left no one would even know me ...
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
I don't hate cats, as a matter a fact, I like a well taken care of cat that someone keeps in their home. I won't have a cat in my home, and I don't want yours here either. Feral cats are a pain in my butt, all they do is constantly hunt and kill the little birds that I feed. A cat that runs free will kill just for the fun, so if a cat is running around in kill mode, it's mine. I have started trapping and relocating wild cats in my area and will continue to do so as long as I keep seeing cats. Most of these cats are scraggly, un-kept cats, ugly and deadly to small animals in the area. So come kitty kitty.
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Great. So now you're depriving the coyotes of a meal.
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Here in Arkansas some one killed a cat and spray painted liberal on it.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Tell me about it! My neighbors cats shit, and piss all over in my yard, and my kids sand boxs, I hate that shit!!!


I feel like letting my dog out in their yard to do his job, and see how they like it!!!
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Thats another thing, if you leave a car outside they walk all over it leaving tracks all over. Last summer they were shitting in my garden, flower pots, ect. I just made my mind up to put an end to it.
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Here in Arkansas some one killed a cat and spray painted liberal on it.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
I don't hate cats, as a matter a fact, I like a well taken care of cat that someone keeps in their home. I won't have a cat in my home, and I don't want yours here either. Feral cats are a pain in my butt, all they do is constantly hunt and kill the little birds that I feed. A cat that runs free will kill just for the fun, so if a cat is running around in kill mode, it's mine. I have started trapping and relocating wild cats in my area and will continue to do so as long as I keep seeing cats. Most of these cats are scraggly, un-kept cats, ugly and deadly to small animals in the area. So come kitty kitty.
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Great. So now you're depriving the coyotes of a meal.
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No No, coyote like cat.
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When i was like 5 or so my father got fed up with the neighbors dog crapping in our yard so he went to our great danes outside pen and scooped all the poop he could and splattered it on the neighbors front door and porch. The look on their faces was priceless.
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When i was like 5 or so my father got fed up with the neighbors dog crapping in our yard so he went to our great danes outside pen and scooped all the poop he could and splattered it on the neighbors front door and porch. The look on their faces was priceless.
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Now that's payback. Danes shit a lot.
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A .22lr will take care of "wild" cats just fine.
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A .22lr will take care of "wild" cats just fine.
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I do that before I relocate them.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Tell me about it! My neighbors cats shit, and piss all over in my yard, and my kids sand boxs, I hate that shit!!!


I feel like letting my dog out in their yard to do his job, and see how they like it!!!
 Quoting: Eimaj


Thats another thing, if you leave a car outside they walk all over it leaving tracks all over. Last summer they were shitting in my garden, flower pots, ect. I just made my mind up to put an end to it.
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Wow free fertilizer and your bitching, big deal. You must be a miserable person to hate a creature created by a higher power..... Let it go! :) and love . Be a smooth rock in the river and life will flow past you in energizing delight.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
That is a problem. I have one cat. She is about 12 years old, cross-eyed, and while she is affectionate, she is also independent as hell. She basically comes and goes as she pleases. She prefers to stay inside in cold weather, so she's pretty much in the house all the time right now. However in the summer (untill it gets too hot) she does like to stay outside at least part of the time. She has a litter box inside. I never see her out of our yard, but I'm sure that being a cat, she's going to go wherever the hell she wants to.

Cats just aren't easy to confine. Unless you de-claw them, they can climb most fences, and even de-clawed they can still climb a lot of them unless they just don't want to.

I appreciate the fact that you are just re-locating the cats you trap. Cats being cats, I suspect that many of them make their way back to where they feel they belong.

I also feed birds in the winter. My cat is usually inside at this time, but I put my feeders where birds can easily see a cat before it gets anywhere near it. That's about all I can do about the situation. It's still "natural" for cats to go after small animals like mice and birds. It's probably not "natural" for the birds to be fed, rather than having to scrounge what they can find, but . . . . humans probably aren't living very "naturally" either.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Tell me about it! My neighbors cats shit, and piss all over in my yard, and my kids sand boxs, I hate that shit!!!


I feel like letting my dog out in their yard to do his job, and see how they like it!!!
 Quoting: Eimaj


Thats another thing, if you leave a car outside they walk all over it leaving tracks all over. Last summer they were shitting in my garden, flower pots, ect. I just made my mind up to put an end to it.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Wow free fertilizer and your bitching, big deal. You must be a miserable person to hate a creature created by a higher power..... Let it go! :) and love . Be a smooth rock in the river and life will flow past you in energizing delight.
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Nope, I don't have to put up with the mess and I am not going too. This my property, My pets will reside on it, and yours can reside on yours, all others are just another annoying varmint that I will dispose of. Let them mess up your place if you want, not here.
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Here in Arkansas some one killed a cat and spray painted liberal on it.
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[link to www.cbsnews.com]
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That was one sick fucker.
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shouldnt mess with other people's property, in the state im in, someone could shoot another person for doing just that.


just sayin....
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all you say of cats is also true of humans- including your good self.
all things operate as designed.
if you apply a mora code to cats - the same code will apply to you.
that is all.
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shouldnt mess with other people's property, in the state im in, someone could shoot another person for doing just that.


just sayin....
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Now that's funny for sure, you can shot someone over a feral cat. That's bullshit and you would go to prison, and you know it. In my state you can shoot someone just for looking at you, but you will go to prison.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
all you say of cats is also true of humans- including your good self.
all things operate as designed.
if you apply a mora code to cats - the same code will apply to you.
that is all.
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Except for the little thing called the food chain, and I am on top.
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sure about that?
they think they are as well.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
shouldnt mess with other people's property, in the state im in, someone could shoot another person for doing just that.


just sayin....
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Now that's funny for sure, you can shot someone over a feral cat. That's bullshit and you would go to prison, and you know it. In my state you can shoot someone just for looking at you, but you will go to prison.
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not bullshit. very legit. if the feral cat is owned by someone, that makes it property of that person.

we have had mutilations and all kinds of shit involving cats, so the law makes sense.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Tell me about it! My neighbors cats shit, and piss all over in my yard, and my kids sand boxs, I hate that shit!!!


I feel like letting my dog out in their yard to do his job, and see how they like it!!!
 Quoting: Eimaj


Thats another thing, if you leave a car outside they walk all over it leaving tracks all over. Last summer they were shitting in my garden, flower pots, ect. I just made my mind up to put an end to it.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I have a raccoon that leaves tracks on my car. He likes to get on the roof and then slide down the windshield with his muddy feet.
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Op, you should watch your self a bit more. Eventually karma is gonna get you and I'm not talking about the stupid system here. Animals should be loved, not 'taken care of' regardless of what they do in your garden.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
That is a problem. I have one cat. She is about 12 years old, cross-eyed, and while she is affectionate, she is also independent as hell. She basically comes and goes as she pleases. She prefers to stay inside in cold weather, so she's pretty much in the house all the time right now. However in the summer (untill it gets too hot) she does like to stay outside at least part of the time. She has a litter box inside. I never see her out of our yard, but I'm sure that being a cat, she's going to go wherever the hell she wants to.

Cats just aren't easy to confine. Unless you de-claw them, they can climb most fences, and even de-clawed they can still climb a lot of them unless they just don't want to.

I appreciate the fact that you are just re-locating the cats you trap. Cats being cats, I suspect that many of them make their way back to where they feel they belong.

I also feed birds in the winter. My cat is usually inside at this time, but I put my feeders where birds can easily see a cat before it gets anywhere near it. That's about all I can do about the situation. It's still "natural" for cats to go after small animals like mice and birds. It's probably not "natural" for the birds to be fed, rather than having to scrounge what they can find, but . . . . humans probably aren't living very "naturally" either.
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If you were my neighbor and I knew it was your old cat, I would just run it back home. I would then hope that if you was attached to the cat, that you would keep it inside, if not.................
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Op, you should watch your self a bit more. Eventually karma is gonna get you and I'm not talking about the stupid system here. Animals should be loved, not 'taken care of' regardless of what they do in your garden.
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Yes, they should be taken care of, I take care of my pets as well as a kid. Because people took the cat in as a pet thousands of years ago, they should take care of it as a pet. Let it return to the wild and its toast.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Tell me about it! My neighbors cats shit, and piss all over in my yard, and my kids sand boxs, I hate that shit!!!


I feel like letting my dog out in their yard to do his job, and see how they like it!!!
 Quoting: Eimaj


Thats another thing, if you leave a car outside they walk all over it leaving tracks all over. Last summer they were shitting in my garden, flower pots, ect. I just made my mind up to put an end to it.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I have a raccoon that leaves tracks on my car. He likes to get on the roof and then slide down the windshield with his muddy feet.
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You do know BBQ coon is good to eat?
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
shouldnt mess with other people's property, in the state im in, someone could shoot another person for doing just that.


just sayin....
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Now that's funny for sure, you can shot someone over a feral cat. That's bullshit and you would go to prison, and you know it. In my state you can shoot someone just for looking at you, but you will go to prison.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


not bullshit. very legit. if the feral cat is owned by someone, that makes it property of that person.

we have had mutilations and all kinds of shit involving cats, so the law makes sense.
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I am totally against cruelty to any animal, I even think people that chain a dog should have the dog removed. But to shoot someone over a nasty feral cat is absurd.
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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Studies showed that Cats hunt mostly
in the early morning, between 4-7am.,
When the Cat Owner keep them behind
closed doors at this time the Death Toll
of Birds and small Mammals decrease!

And a Bell works also well and only
the old sick Victims get killed!

We here in Japan have a lot of Streetcats
but in the last years many of them lost
the ability to reproduce, so their numbers
also decrease!

The People who like Birds can do a lot to
protect them, this is also a way!

Kindly Regards from a Cat and Bird Lover!
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How do you KNOW those are "wild" cats???

You may be "relocating" someone''s pet! And where exactly are you taking them?


What you're doing is wrong. You should be arrested.

I'm grateful that I don't have a neighbor with your mentality.

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Re: If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.
Studies showed that Cats hunt mostly
in the early morning, between 4-7am.,
When the Cat Owner keep them behind
closed doors at this time the Death Toll
of Birds and small Mammals decrease!

And a Bell works also well and only
the old sick Victims get killed!

We here in Japan have a lot of Streetcats
but in the last years many of them lost
the ability to reproduce, so their numbers
also decrease!

The People who like Birds can do a lot to
protect them, this is also a way!

Kindly Regards from a Cat and Bird Lover!
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Thanks Atom-Boy, It is the ones that no one owns that are the biggest problem here. Maybe they will put out food for them now and then, an just let them fend for themselves the rest of the time. They become wild and nasty to the point they need to be put out of their misery.
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