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If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.

 
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How do you KNOW those are "wild" cats???

You may be "relocating" someone''s pet! And where exactly are you taking them?


What you're doing is wrong. You should be arrested.

I'm grateful that I don't have a neighbor with your mentality.
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Well, we agree on one thing, I wouldn't want you for a neighbor either.
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If they're feral then most likely they don't have a home and they're killing things for survival.

I'll take a cat over a stupid bird any day
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you're weird! i bet you live alone in a basement. get some counselling before you start killing or relocating humans
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you should never relocate feral cats. you should just get them trapped and neutered and return them back. if you relocate them other cats will come and make that area their home because the food source is there. also the cats who have been relocated if its not far they will most likely come back. im feeding 7 feral cats in my neighborhood and im going to get them trapped and neutered/spay before the summer starts.
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I don't care what you do with these cats, but fuck birds. Seriously, all birds do is make noise and shit on everything. Fuck birds.
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A .22lr will take care of "wild" cats just fine.
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If you shoot my cat it'll be out of your asshole.
Get it?
Dogs bark, doesn't mean we should shoot them.
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If they're feral then most likely they don't have a home and they're killing things for survival.

I'll take a cat over a stupid bird any day
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You are the dumb one are you not. Birds serve a powerful service in the system by eating insects. Cats eat and shit, now which is more desirable? I guess you could eat your cats if you got hungry, that way they would serve a purpose.
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I don't care what you do with these cats, but fuck birds. Seriously, all birds do is make noise and shit on everything. Fuck birds.
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Brain dead are ya.
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Tell me about it! My neighbors cats shit, and piss all over in my yard, and my kids sand boxs, I hate that shit!!!


I feel like letting my dog out in their yard to do his job, and see how they like it!!!
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Tell me about it! My neighbors cats shit, and piss all over in my yard, and my kids sand boxs, I hate that shit!!!


I feel like letting my dog out in their yard to do his job, and see how they like it!!!
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Your dog,huh? you do realize that people dont take care of thier digs the same as cats you idiot. My nieghbor for instance, collects his dog's feces for weeks on end before picking it up. Thats a health hazard and creates flies that have diseases. I bet you are the same talking like that you dookie collecting idiot.
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I don't care what you do with these cats, but fuck birds. Seriously, all birds do is make noise and shit on everything. Fuck birds.
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Brain dead are ya.
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Name one good reason for birds. And you can't say "they eat bugs" because so do other animals.
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I don't care what you do with these cats, but fuck birds. Seriously, all birds do is make noise and shit on everything. Fuck birds.
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Brain dead are ya.
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Name one good reason for birds. And you can't say "they eat bugs" because so do other animals.
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you're weird! i bet you live alone in a basement. get some counselling before you start killing or relocating humans
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Or still lives with Mommmy...tormenting cats is the only outlet for all that repressed anger...
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you're weird! i bet you live alone in a basement. get some counselling before you start killing or relocating humans
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Or still lives with Mommmy...tormenting cats is the only outlet for all that repressed anger...
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You people are so weird, always thinks someone lives in a basement with their mommy like you do. I happens I live in a
home like you will probably never have, and it is my right to protect the property as I see fit an I do. I do not torment these useless pitiful specimens, I relocate them. So dream on with your vision of me, elites are always targets for people like you, because of jealousy.
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What do you do with all the cat pelts?
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So you attract cats to yourself by feeding the 'little birds', therefore supply the cats with a source to hunt AND then complain that cats come over and kill the birds??

Right.... your one of those people, get over yourself!! tool
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I don't care what you do with these cats, but fuck birds. Seriously, all birds do is make noise and shit on everything. Fuck birds.
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Brain dead are ya.
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Name one good reason for birds. And you can't say "they eat bugs" because so do other animals.
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iamwith
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No, you just ARE stupid.

And I'd be careful how much more you say in this thread... authorities can be contacted quite easily, and what you're doing isn't legal.
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What do you do with all the cat pelts?
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Sell to local furrier. Meat to a Chinese friend.
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Brain dead are ya.
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Name one good reason for birds. And you can't say "they eat bugs" because so do other animals.
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iamwith
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No, you just ARE stupid.

And I'd be careful how much more you say in this thread... authorities can be contacted quite easily, and what you're doing isn't legal.
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Well by all means send them on out to the reservation entrance, cause that's the end of their jurisdiction.
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Name one good reason for birds. And you can't say "they eat bugs" because so do other animals.
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iamwith
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No, you just ARE stupid.

And I'd be careful how much more you say in this thread... authorities can be contacted quite easily, and what you're doing isn't legal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821

Well by all means send them on out to the reservation entrance, cause that's the end of their jurisdiction.
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LMAO, you think I'd call the local cops? You really ARE stupid.
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you're weird! i bet you live alone in a basement. get some counselling before you start killing or relocating humans
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Or still lives with Mommmy...tormenting cats is the only outlet for all that repressed anger...
 Quoting: telling it straight

You people are so weird, always thinks someone lives in a basement with their mommy like you do. I happens I live in a
home like you will probably never have, and it is my right to protect the property as I see fit an I do. I do not torment these useless pitiful specimens, I relocate them. So dream on with your vision of me, elites are always targets for people like you, because of jealousy.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I think I'm spot on with my "vision" of you otherwise you wouldn't get sooo cranked about about it.

Where exactly do you "relocate" them to? Cats are very much attached to their surroundings so for you to dump them somewhere far from where they're accustomed to living is really cruel. They are disoriented and scared with no means of surviving. I feel sure that you have removed people's pets (not feral cats as you claim) and then stood by and laughed at their heartache as they put up posters and made frantic searches in the neighborhood for their beloved cats.

The bottom line is that although you abhor the idea of a cat in your yard there's no law prohibiting those animals from being loose and in your yard. I hope you get caught...and soon. And though you deserve all the negative karma we could give you, I'll not give you any. God Himself will visit upon you the cruelty you show His creatures. May the compassion and love of God bloom in your heart of stone for all fellow beings on this planet before that day of reckoning with Him comes to you.

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you're weird! i bet you live alone in a basement. get some counselling before you start killing or relocating humans
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Or still lives with Mommmy...tormenting cats is the only outlet for all that repressed anger...
 Quoting: telling it straight

You people are so weird, always thinks someone lives in a basement with their mommy like you do. I happens I live in a
home like you will probably never have, and it is my right to protect the property as I see fit an I do. I do not torment these useless pitiful specimens, I relocate them. So dream on with your vision of me, elites are always targets for people like you, because of jealousy.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I think I'm spot on with my "vision" of you otherwise you wouldn't get sooo cranked about about it.

Where exactly do you "relocate" them to? Cats are very much attached to their surroundings so for you to dump them somewhere far from where they're accustomed to living is really cruel. They are disoriented and scared with no means of surviving. I feel sure that you have removed people's pets (not feral cats as you claim) and then stood by and laughed at their heartache as they put up posters and made frantic searches in the neighborhood for their beloved cats.

The bottom line is that although you abhor the idea of a cat in your yard there's no law prohibiting those animals from being loose and in your yard. I hope you get caught...and soon.
 Quoting: telling it straight


Let's help that process along. Sitting Bull here thinks state and federal cops can't arrest him on his reservation. 5a
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you're weird! i bet you live alone in a basement. get some counselling before you start killing or relocating humans
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313077


Or still lives with Mommmy...tormenting cats is the only outlet for all that repressed anger...
 Quoting: telling it straight

You people are so weird, always thinks someone lives in a basement with their mommy like you do. I happens I live in a
home like you will probably never have, and it is my right to protect the property as I see fit an I do. I do not torment these useless pitiful specimens, I relocate them. So dream on with your vision of me, elites are always targets for people like you, because of jealousy.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I think I'm spot on with my "vision" of you otherwise you wouldn't get sooo cranked about about it.

Where exactly do you "relocate" them to? Cats are very much attached to their surroundings so for you to dump them somewhere far from where they're accustomed to living is really cruel. They are disoriented and scared with no means of surviving. I feel sure that you have removed people's pets (not feral cats as you claim) and then stood by and laughed at their heartache as they put up posters and made frantic searches in the neighborhood for their beloved cats.

The bottom line is that although you abhor the idea of a cat in your yard there's no law prohibiting those animals from being loose and in your yard. I hope you get caught...and soon.
 Quoting: telling it straight

Your vision needs a severe check up. I do what I do so like it or lump it.
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What do you do with all the cat pelts?
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Sell to local furrier. Meat to a Chinese friend.
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I was just at the furrier the other day, and there was this ratty yellow coat he kept trying to push on me. Think that was cats?
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Or still lives with Mommmy...tormenting cats is the only outlet for all that repressed anger...
 Quoting: telling it straight

You people are so weird, always thinks someone lives in a basement with their mommy like you do. I happens I live in a
home like you will probably never have, and it is my right to protect the property as I see fit an I do. I do not torment these useless pitiful specimens, I relocate them. So dream on with your vision of me, elites are always targets for people like you, because of jealousy.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I think I'm spot on with my "vision" of you otherwise you wouldn't get sooo cranked about about it.

Where exactly do you "relocate" them to? Cats are very much attached to their surroundings so for you to dump them somewhere far from where they're accustomed to living is really cruel. They are disoriented and scared with no means of surviving. I feel sure that you have removed people's pets (not feral cats as you claim) and then stood by and laughed at their heartache as they put up posters and made frantic searches in the neighborhood for their beloved cats.

The bottom line is that although you abhor the idea of a cat in your yard there's no law prohibiting those animals from being loose and in your yard. I hope you get caught...and soon.
 Quoting: telling it straight


Let's help that process along. Sitting Bull here thinks state and federal cops can't arrest him on his reservation. 5a
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Now I am really in fear an must change my ways, great white father.
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What do you do with all the cat pelts?
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Sell to local furrier. Meat to a Chinese friend.
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I was just at the furrier the other day, and there was this ratty yellow coat he kept trying to push on me. Think that was cats?
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Yes, most likely.
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you're weird! i bet you live alone in a basement. get some counselling before you start killing or relocating humans
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Or still lives with Mommmy...tormenting cats is the only outlet for all that repressed anger...
 Quoting: telling it straight

You people are so weird, always thinks someone lives in a basement with their mommy like you do. I happens I live in a
home like you will probably never have, and it is my right to protect the property as I see fit an I do. I do not torment these useless pitiful specimens, I relocate them. So dream on with your vision of me, elites are always targets for people like you, because of jealousy.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I think I'm spot on with my "vision" of you otherwise you wouldn't get sooo cranked about about it.

Where exactly do you "relocate" them to? Cats are very much attached to their surroundings so for you to dump them somewhere far from where they're accustomed to living is really cruel. They are disoriented and scared with no means of surviving. I feel sure that you have removed people's pets (not feral cats as you claim) and then stood by and laughed at their heartache as they put up posters and made frantic searches in the neighborhood for their beloved cats.

The bottom line is that although you abhor the idea of a cat in your yard there's no law prohibiting those animals from being loose and in your yard. I hope you get caught...and soon. And though you deserve all the negative karma we could give you, I'll not give you any. God Himself will visit upon you the cruelty you show His creatures. May the compassion and love of God bloom in your heart of stone for all fellow beings on this planet before that day of reckoning with Him comes to you.
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Want to be sure, OP you saw the addition I made to my lat post.
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Better start shitting your pants or delete the thread. Your call. I've already screencapped, so even then... better start shittin your pants,
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MY.
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you're weird! i bet you live alone in a basement. get some counselling before you start killing or relocating humans
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Or still lives with Mommmy...tormenting cats is the only outlet for all that repressed anger...
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he's a wacko!! trust me. the police should investigate people who relocate (or whatever he's doing to them) animals. all the wacko's locked up started tormenting animals first. and his reasoning is they kill birds. well i don't like it either, but that how nature works. it's built in them. birds hunt worms. it's nature.

people also kill and hunt birds. what's next on his list? relocating all the goose hunters.
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Better start shitting your pants or delete the thread. Your call. I've already screencapped, so even then... better start shittin your pants,
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MY.
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