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If you love your cats, keep them at your house, or I will relocate them for you free.

 
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01/26/2012 01:30 AM
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shouldnt mess with other people's property, in the state im in, someone could shoot another person for doing just that.


just sayin....
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I agree. They can't be all feral. Many are probably someone's pet. Unlike for dogs there is no leash law for a cat. It's not illegal for someone's cat to come on to your property as it is for their dog to do so.

Animal control could cite him for this if one of the cat owners complains to them. If the cat's worth over 400.00 (or whatever his state sets the value to for grand theft), which some purebreds are, he can be charged with grand theft.

OP probably knows who the owners are & is afraid to face them and talk to them about problem. If he knows these cats have owners he is breaking law by trapping/killing them or whatever it is the hell he is doing.

He should just get a dog to chase cats out of his yard. Oh, he probably hates dogs also.
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[link to www.ok.gov]

Better start shitting your pants or delete the thread. Your call. I've already screencapped, so even then... better start shittin your pants,
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MY.
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That's right. All I need to do is contact a mod to help with a little vital info, and then we'll see who's laughing.
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You fanatics are so easy to be had, that it is not a challenge. You are so gullible, to believe the truly stupid shit posted from time to time, that you fall for anything. This thread is proof.
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Seems the OP has disappeared. He had soooo much to say until some of you talked about reporting him/her.
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[link to www.ok.gov]

Better start shitting your pants or delete the thread. Your call. I've already screencapped, so even then... better start shittin your pants,
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MY.
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That's right. All I need to do is contact a mod to help with a little vital info, and then we'll see who's laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


You fanatics are so easy to be had, that it is not a challenge. You are so gullible, to believe the truly stupid shit posted from time to time, that you fall for anything. This thread is proof.
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Now you're backing down? Shitting your pants, huh? Trinity is a cat lover. He'll get your IP and name.
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I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

You should have nailed it to a tree and made it feel like Jesus. - Brief
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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MY.
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That's right. All I need to do is contact a mod to help with a little vital info, and then we'll see who's laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


You fanatics are so easy to be had, that it is not a challenge. You are so gullible, to believe the truly stupid shit posted from time to time, that you fall for anything. This thread is proof.
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Now you're backing down? Shitting your pants, huh? Trinity is a cat lover. He'll get your IP and name.
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No I am not backing down, it just that you are about to lose you mind over a post Glp. You must stop taking GLP so seriously. I skip over threads like this one. But it feels good sometimes to watch the fanatical responses to a freaky post. Best to ya cat lovers, good night. heavy schedule tomorrow.
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LOL, its been fun friend. Good night Marax.
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LOL, its been fun friend. Good night Marax.
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hi
I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

You should have nailed it to a tree and made it feel like Jesus. - Brief
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That's right. All I need to do is contact a mod to help with a little vital info, and then we'll see who's laughing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


You fanatics are so easy to be had, that it is not a challenge. You are so gullible, to believe the truly stupid shit posted from time to time, that you fall for anything. This thread is proof.
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Now you're backing down? Shitting your pants, huh? Trinity is a cat lover. He'll get your IP and name.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821

No I am not backing down, it just that you are about to lose you mind over a post Glp. You must stop taking GLP so seriously. I skip over threads like this one. But it feels good sometimes to watch the fanatical responses to a freaky post. Best to ya cat lovers, good night. heavy schedule tomorrow.
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So now you're going to pretend this is all lies? Read page 1 again. You actually do this.
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01/26/2012 01:46 AM
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If they worry you so much ... why don't you just put up a LARGE fence around your property that they wont come over ( railings your side ).

What you claim to be doing is disguasting and rubbish as If It was not some game - you would do the above.

I HATE kids on my front lawn, should I remove the fence I put up to keep them and peoples dogs on walks out .. then just kill them?

Do you shoot the birds that poop as they fly over too?
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You fanatics are so easy to be had, that it is not a challenge. You are so gullible, to believe the truly stupid shit posted from time to time, that you fall for anything. This thread is proof.
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Now you're backing down? Shitting your pants, huh? Trinity is a cat lover. He'll get your IP and name.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821

No I am not backing down, it just that you are about to lose you mind over a post Glp. You must stop taking GLP so seriously. I skip over threads like this one. But it feels good sometimes to watch the fanatical responses to a freaky post. Best to ya cat lovers, good night. heavy schedule tomorrow.
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So now you're going to pretend this is all lies? Read page 1 again. You actually do this.
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Take you meds now an get some sleep as I am going to do because I have a busy day tomorrow. Nite all.
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01/26/2012 01:49 AM
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yall tards postin in a troll thread
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LOL @ OP for shitting his pants now, either way.
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LOL @ OP for shitting his pants now, either way.
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No, lol, If I didn't have to be in Tulsa in the morning I would have played with you all night. I'm gone this time, but watch for more interesting post you can love to hate.










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01/26/2012 02:22 AM
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I love animals and would never kill a cat. It's the owners I take issue with. How can people say they love their cats and yet have no concern for it's safety allowing it to wander where ever it wants? Don't they worry it could be run over by a car? Maimed or killed by dogs/coyotes? Fed antifreeze by an irate neighbors? Cat owners perplex me when they get furious over people who say they will kill them if on their property....but at the same time don't care that their cats kill other animals of value to their neighbors.
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I love animals and would never kill a cat. It's the owners I take issue with. How can people say they love their cats and yet have no concern for it's safety allowing it to wander where ever it wants? Don't they worry it could be run over by a car? Maimed or killed by dogs/coyotes? Fed antifreeze by an irate neighbors? Cat owners perplex me when they get furious over people who say they will kill them if on their property....but at the same time don't care that their cats kill other animals of value to their neighbors.
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Yes there's risks to cats being outside but they love it. How would YOU feel living your whole life indoors? The feel of the sun, the grass being able to run around and climb. Indoor cats are deprived of all of that and live monotonously boring lives indoors. I started out believing it best to keep them in but have changed my mind seeing how much enjoyment they experience being able to be free.
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I don't hate cats, as a matter a fact, I like a well taken care of cat that someone keeps in their home. I won't have a cat in my home, and I don't want yours here either. Feral cats are a pain in my butt, all they do is constantly hunt and kill the little birds that I feed. A cat that runs free will kill just for the fun, so if a cat is running around in kill mode, it's mine. I have started trapping and relocating wild cats in my area and will continue to do so as long as I keep seeing cats. Most of these cats are scraggly, un-kept cats, ugly and deadly to small animals in the area. So come kitty kitty.
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sure man.... would you relocate some tigers aswell? Why not relocate people you dont like....

What is a cat? An animal? What does an animal have? insticts? They are hunters and they will be that even if you relocate them.

Same with me, if i see a retard like you on the street i relocate you to a hospital.... nothing more nothing less =)
oh....please.....
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I don't hate cats, as a matter a fact, I like a well taken care of cat that someone keeps in their home. I won't have a cat in my home, and I don't want yours here either. Feral cats are a pain in my butt, all they do is constantly hunt and kill the little birds that I feed. A cat that runs free will kill just for the fun, so if a cat is running around in kill mode, it's mine. I have started trapping and relocating wild cats in my area and will continue to do so as long as I keep seeing cats. Most of these cats are scraggly, un-kept cats, ugly and deadly to small animals in the area. So come kitty kitty.
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Totally agree, had the same problem with the wild ones in town here a few years ago, but let me tell you, if you're in C-ville IN, don't shoot at them with a pellet gun, you will get arrested. Nevermind that they piss and shit in your kids' sandbox in a backyard with a 6" privacy fence, or use your flowerboxes in the front of the house that took a lot of work to construct to make the neighborhood look better.
Assholes.....
I love cats too, but if you live in a city, they should be in the house period......
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01/26/2012 09:51 AM
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Who made you judge?
I for once would not want to see your redneck mouth oozing all over neighbourhood. Stay indoors !
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my neibhor has two cats that she lets roam. I am a gardener. I wonder if there is some sort of natural deterant for cats to keep them out of the garden. i get that whole chain of life thing i feed birds as well. but it is nasty to come across cat turds while planting.I think there is a plant that is a natural deterant, not sureof the name,works. I will be looking into it. God Bless
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Peoples animals are very precious to them. More problems will arise from messing with peoples pets than the pets themselves cause.

Touch my cat I'll knock your fucking teeth out cunt.
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If they're feral then most likely they don't have a home and they're killing things for survival.

I'll take a cat over a stupid bird any day
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You are the dumb one are you not. Birds serve a powerful service in the system by eating insects. Cats eat and shit, now which is more desirable? I guess you could eat your cats if you got hungry, that way they would serve a purpose.
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Spoeken like a true stupid human who THINKS he is the top of the food chain and knows which species is better than another.

Seriously - you need help. Believe me - you are NOT the top of the food chain. With that mentality, you don't even rank in the top 50%.
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all you say of cats is also true of humans- including your good self.
all things operate as designed.
if you apply a mora code to cats - the same code will apply to you.
that is all.
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Except for the little thing called the food chain, and I am on top.
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No...

you are the one on the bottom....just too ignorant to know it...
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My cat said "BRING IT !!!!" . Hell even I am scared of him.
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Seriously, take care of you cats. These things running around here are nasty, and vicious creatures. Relocating is the lesser punishment that they could get, and deserve.
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late reply but, its one of the perks of having dogs !
it prevents the situation from happening in the first place
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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My cat said "BRING IT !!!!" . Hell even I am scared of him.
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suuuuure
as long as the dog is docile , i'm sure :p

shit happens you know
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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My cat said "BRING IT !!!!" . Hell even I am scared of him.
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suuuuure
as long as the dog is docile , i'm sure :p

shit happens you know
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Now they have found cats to be harmful to humans from all the diseases they carry. Also virus found in cat litter causing mental illness an suicide in women. I always knew cat lovers were a little off, now I know why.
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there used to be a guy here in ft laud that was just like the OP.

he used to set his trap and catch any feral that came into his yard, which i guess was his right.

he trapped a stray that a friend of mine had been taking care of and the night he trapped it it rained all night long and this poor animal sat is this trap and by morning was very sick.

the animal ended up dying....

he was in colorado riding his motorcycle and was struck by lighting and it hit him directly in his head and HE WAS KILLED INSTANTLY.

these are Gods creatures and anybody that mistreats them will pay.

what you give out in life you get back ten fold.....

keep that in mind OP.

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Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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there used to be a guy here in ft laud that was just like the OP.

he used to set his trap and catch any feral that came into his yard, which i guess was his right.

he trapped a stray that a friend of mine had been taking care of and the night he trapped it it rained all night long and this poor animal sat is this trap and by morning was very sick.

the animal ended up dying....

he was in colorado riding his motorcycle and was struck by lighting and it hit him directly in his head and HE WAS KILLED INSTANTLY.

these are Gods creatures and anybody that mistreats them will pay.

what you give out in life you get back ten fold.....

keep that in mind OP.
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i guess somebody did not like this 'true' story and look what they said in my karma.....


'Scarface killed more than cats asswipe.'


what a complete fucking asshole, huh?

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Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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07/05/2012 08:59 PM
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Why is every single cat hater a freak?? All those serial killers posted threads like this one.

If I was a police officer or someone who worked in law enforement, I'd get your IP address and then send a team of cops out to your place and dig up your yard. There are probably bodies that you disposed there. And I'm 100% serious. Ever hear of Luka magnotta?? Geez, get some professional help!

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