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Clearwater, FL (CNN) - A grandmother's final resting place was an unusual one in Clearwater, Florida.

Her body was kept in a storage unit.

The manager told a family they were going to auction off the contents of their storage units to pay for back rent.

That's when a family member revealed their grandmother's coffin had been in one of the units since 1995.

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like ten minutes from where i live so weird but funny

Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 01/26/2012 11:19 PM
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Why do all the weirdest stories come out of Florida?
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Why do all the weirdest stories come out of Florida?
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i dunno but they do the funiest line in the article was:Investigators found out the woman's daughter just died, so they're checking to make sure that body isn't also in storage.

The disposal of a body is a misdemeanor which is strange as well
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Why do all the weirdest stories come out of Florida?
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Florida: America's Weirdest State
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I'd hit it

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Why do all the weirdest stories come out of Florida?
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i dunno but they do the funiest line in the article was:Investigators found out the woman's daughter just died, so they're checking to make sure that body isn't also in storage.

The disposal of a body is a misdemeanor which is strange as well
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In Arkansas, it's illegal to leave a dead body unattended until picked up by the mortuary - because of possible body snatchers. You know, they generally don't make laws unless there has been an ongoing issue...damned
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Bet they either didn't have the money for a burial plot, or didn't want to go to that expense!
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Nobody likes a tattle tale
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MO is a forum admin - the only one she is going to
'tell' is herself!
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chuckle


Man, Florida is a weirdass state though...


It's been like this for years on GLP...


Most of the weirdest news in the states comes out of there.


Wonder if it's something in the water.

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Or maybe they were using her social security payments and didn't want to report the death....
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FARK has a tag just for Florida stories! Maybe we should too!! LoL
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btw who gives a fuck about this crazy azz forum
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btw who gives a fuck about this crazy azz forum
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you'd be surprised....
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Most likely couldn't afford the costs of burial, a plot, a marker, etc and put her into storage for a while until they could raise the funds.

Thus this 'funny' story may be actually a pretty sad and sobering one about our economic model.
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Why do all the weirdest stories come out of Florida?
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Gotta admit, there are some weird asses in the Sunshine state.
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...What did that smell like...?scratchingohno
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Or maybe they were using her social security payments and didn't want to report the death....
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she died in '95
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
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I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

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Most likely couldn't afford the costs of burial, a plot, a marker, etc and put her into storage for a while until they could raise the funds.

Thus this 'funny' story may be actually a pretty sad and sobering one about our economic model.
 Quoting: Bowyn Aerrow


nothing anout this story was funny......the funny part was the cop saying woman's daughter just died, so they're checking to make sure that her body isn't also in storage.
it was put in there in 1995
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist
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Why do all the weirdest stories come out of Florida?
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


Gotta admit, there are some weird asses in the Sunshine state.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7465905


its the heat....but you get the good with bad here its 65 outside right now
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist
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...What did that smell like...?scratchingohno
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thats what i was thinkin....Medical examiners told police the grandmother's body had been properly processed for burial but it was unclear why she was in the storage unit.She was in a coffin as well
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist
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Most likely couldn't afford the costs of burial, a plot, a marker, etc and put her into storage for a while until they could raise the funds.

Thus this 'funny' story may be actually a pretty sad and sobering one about our economic model.
 Quoting: Bowyn Aerrow




Wonder how many people in Florida (or elsewhere) can afford burial costs for grandmas or anyone else these days???????
There have been a lot of stories in the news about people not claiming relatives bodies because they can't afford to bury them... probably the case here... Or just irresponsible people who squander what they do have and won't attend to details like burying relatives.
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The storage fees they paid since 1985 would have covered the cost of burial.

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Clearwater, FL (CNN) - A grandmother's final resting place was an unusual one in Clearwater, Florida.

Her body was kept in a storage unit.

The manager told a family they were going to auction off the contents of their storage units to pay for back rent.

That's when a family member revealed their grandmother's coffin had been in one of the units since 1995.

[link to www.ksdk.com]




like ten minutes from where i live so weird but funny
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And once again.... it's almost certain that the family has been using her social security payments. That may be what the whole situation is all about. That could be quite a lot of money.
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btw who gives a fuck about this crazy azz forum
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people like me give a fuck about it. :i love glp: :its all good:
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I'd be more concerned if they found her alive in the coffin in the storage unit.

It could happen.
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this story would make an interesting "Storage Wars" show.
Yup
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I'd be more concerned if they found her alive in the coffin in the storage unit.

It could happen.
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poor lady was in there since 1995
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist
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Why do all the weirdest stories come out of Florida?
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Clearwater, FL is full of crack smoking white trash
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Why do all the weirdest stories come out of Florida?
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


Clearwater, FL is full of crack smoking white trash
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You are CLEARLY ignorant and immature, I'm not going to try to convince you otherwise. It is one of the top ten beaches in the U.S.
She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
-Norman Bates

I think that rich people should live like poor people, and poor people should live like rich people, and change every week....
-Tupac Shakur

Somebody help me, tell me where to go from here cause even Thugs cry, but do the Lord care?
-Tupac Shakur

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
-Tupac Shakur

I believe in human beings, and that all human beings should be respected as such, regardless of their color.
-Malcolm X

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
-Malcolm X

When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
-Dawn of the Dead

What an excellent day for an exorcism.
-The Exorcist

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