There is absolutely nothing in the article that says "Obama would like to have every american investigated who has a bullet ridden piece of cloth of paper with his image..."

Nothing, not one part of the article suggests that,nor does it come close.

Your own insanity wants to believe he would want tho, but there is absolutely no evidence to support such a definitive statement.

This is what the secret service does(Protect the POTUS against all threats of any kind) so ummm......what did you think they do?