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The Real Reason Behind the Rejection of Canada Oil Pipeline : US will invade Canada

 
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01/28/2012 01:09 PM
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The Real Reason Behind the Rejection of Canada Oil Pipeline : US will invade Canada
After US sorts things out in the Middle East, US will turn her guns on the resource rich Canada. It's just unfair such small population is hoarding such large sums of resources. US invading Canada will be largely popular and easy. All that oil is enough to get those war gears in motion. US is still holding onto a 1935 plan to invade Canada and as US grows more desperate, Canada will solve almost every US problem. It'll taking candy from a baby. Sort of like Australia invading NZ. Don't laugh Australians because after Canada you're next.
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01/28/2012 01:11 PM
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STFU

Won't happen

However if it did,

It would be 10 times worse than Iraq.

Our army would offer little to no resistance

But the people's resistance would be unbearable for the invading force. We would fight house to house using gorilla tactics and traps. We know our country you cant get all of us.

K?

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01/28/2012 01:15 PM
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America invaded Canada before, it didn't end well for them. Its not like the people are unarmed either.
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01/28/2012 01:15 PM
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Give us a break! We are allies and it is an environmental catastrophe.
Don Q
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01/28/2012 01:17 PM
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STFU

Won't happen

However if it did,

It would be 10 times worse than Iraq.

Our army would offer little to no resistance

But the people's resistance would be unbearable for the invading force. We would fight house to house using gorilla tactics and traps. We know our country you cant get all of us.

K?

Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554318


I wish it was so but most Canadians would not even know it happened.
Those few who know don't have the guns to do anything about it.
Canadians think guns are bad.
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 01:19 PM
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Obama really messed up this time. Now Canada is going to supply China with its oil since the USA cant afford it.
Canada annouced this right after the pipeline was stalled.


Canada/China ties are getting really strong. The hole world is staring to turn away from the USA and get on side with the new superpower.
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01/28/2012 01:20 PM
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Re: The Real Reason Behind the Rejection of Canada Oil Pipeline : US will invade Canada
STFU

Won't happen

However if it did,

It would be 10 times worse than Iraq.

Our army would offer little to no resistance

But the people's resistance would be unbearable for the invading force. We would fight house to house using gorilla tactics and traps. We know our country you cant get all of us.

K?

Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554318


I wish it was so but most Canadians would not even know it happened.
Those few who know don't have the guns to do anything about it.
Canadians think guns are bad.
 Quoting: Don Q 7165049


You live in Toronto bro?

Cause after the gorilla war ends and negotiate peace with the Americans were gonna give them Toronto.....

Awake Canadians all have guns

Tards in Toronto don't, only the criminal gangs do.
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 01:23 PM
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OP is from France hahahahaha

what that famous french saying oh ya "we give up"

France will always be someone bitch when shit get rough.

Canada would mop you pussy's up. Never heard of a french fighter and never seen one. Only french canadians
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01/28/2012 01:26 PM
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OP is from France hahahahaha

what that famous french saying oh ya "we give up"

France will always be someone bitch when shit get rough.

Canada would mop you pussy's up. Never heard of a french fighter and never seen one. Only french canadians
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Also we would give Quebec to the Americans in return we want North Dakota & Maine
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 01:26 PM
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As a former soldier who has worked with Americans from every branch, I can assure you that it won't be a walk in the park. We would make Iraq look like a holiday. Think what happened to the Germans in the winter when they were invading Russia.Canadians are among the best cold weather troops in the world.We are also adept at asymmetrical warfare, and in fact some trades train for it.

Also, the resources for plundering are not concentrated on the Niagara Falls or Detroit borders in safes, they are many miles away.Logistically, just shipping it out would be a nightmare.

The US would not invade Canada at the present time. If they did, the whole world would turn against them, and they would get smoked not only conventionally, but also nuclear wise and economically.

Were you aware that Canada was set for nuclear obliteration by the Soviets in the event of a War with the US. The theory being it would be too hard to fight with Canadians if the Ruskies came over the pole on a land invasion towards the US.

Canada has some of the lousiest terrain and climate for conventional war. The vast distances also aid in our security.

That's not to say that we would have everyone in the US saying aboot,and eh and putting maple syrup on their spaghetti, and drinking real beer. We would get our asses handed to us initially in the first strike, but would not bend over and say welcome.
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01/28/2012 01:27 PM
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Well look at that OP has retreated already. LOL
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01/28/2012 01:30 PM
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i have to say, though i didn't finish school and have left canada 15 years ago, i seem to remember canada having won the last war with america, as we kept our border, i believe the war with canada will be a silent one, border security deal, they can't invade with brute force as we are a commonwealth country and that would be an act of war against the lizard queen, it will come quietly in the night, and canadians who oppose will have 3rd class tickets to FEMALAND.
After drinking auhausca here in peru in a few ceramonies, I've come to the conclusion, or better have been told by the true powers that be, there is absolutely nothing to fear in these changes, these changes are necessary. hold onto the truth ( which is not jesus) but the truth of truths!. trust in the coming transformation of consciousness and move swiftly! time is short. we either succumb to fear and live in a hellish world or open ourselves up the the truest freedom and walk unblighted from all this destruction peacepeace
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As a former soldier who has worked with Americans from every branch, I can assure you that it won't be a walk in the park. We would make Iraq look like a holiday. Think what happened to the Germans in the winter when they were invading Russia.Canadians are among the best cold weather troops in the world.We are also adept at asymmetrical warfare, and in fact some trades train for it.

Also, the resources for plundering are not concentrated on the Niagara Falls or Detroit borders in safes, they are many miles away.Logistically, just shipping it out would be a nightmare.

The US would not invade Canada at the present time. If they did, the whole world would turn against them, and they would get smoked not only conventionally, but also nuclear wise and economically.

Were you aware that Canada was set for nuclear obliteration by the Soviets in the event of a War with the US. The theory being it would be too hard to fight with Canadians if the Ruskies came over the pole on a land invasion towards the US.

Canada has some of the lousiest terrain and climate for conventional war. The vast distances also aid in our security.

That's not to say that we would have everyone in the US saying aboot,and eh and putting maple syrup on their spaghetti, and drinking real beer. We would get our asses handed to us initially in the first strike, but would not bend over and say welcome.
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We have more hiding places than Afghanistan. Ambushes would become easy. Imagine a US infantry crossing a frozen lake......Canadians hiding above lurking in the forest hiding behind hardened rock face.....be like shooting turkeys.
Anonymous Coward
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01/28/2012 01:33 PM
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It makes me mad to see Obama turn away our oil.

We would love nothing more to help our fellow North Americans solve their energy problems and we could do it without taping 10% of our resources.

If canada and the us really joined forces we would be the greates nation in history. A never ending supply of resources and military might to shake the world.

Along with the smartest people
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01/28/2012 01:33 PM
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LOL at all the pathetic posters trying to comfort themselves into believing they have a chance. Yeah, keep telling yourself that when US bombs the hell out of your cities. Oh the entailing hardship of hiding under the snow. Canada won't risk the implication of a war against US. When US says BOO, Canada will be annexed the next morning.
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01/28/2012 01:36 PM
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As a former soldier who has worked with Americans from every branch, I can assure you that it won't be a walk in the park. We would make Iraq look like a holiday. Think what happened to the Germans in the winter when they were invading Russia.Canadians are among the best cold weather troops in the world.We are also adept at asymmetrical warfare, and in fact some trades train for it.

Also, the resources for plundering are not concentrated on the Niagara Falls or Detroit borders in safes, they are many miles away.Logistically, just shipping it out would be a nightmare.

The US would not invade Canada at the present time. If they did, the whole world would turn against them, and they would get smoked not only conventionally, but also nuclear wise and economically.

Were you aware that Canada was set for nuclear obliteration by the Soviets in the event of a War with the US. The theory being it would be too hard to fight with Canadians if the Ruskies came over the pole on a land invasion towards the US.

Canada has some of the lousiest terrain and climate for conventional war. The vast distances also aid in our security.

That's not to say that we would have everyone in the US saying aboot,and eh and putting maple syrup on their spaghetti, and drinking real beer. We would get our asses handed to us initially in the first strike, but would not bend over and say welcome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9745489


We have more hiding places than Afghanistan. Ambushes would become easy. Imagine a US infantry crossing a frozen lake......Canadians hiding above lurking in the forest hiding behind hardened rock face.....be like shooting turkeys.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554318


Seriously.It would be just like that. Most Americans that say we would be taken over in a day have no concept of how large this country is, all the cover it affords, and how many of us own guns, including the vast stockpiles of weapons the gov has.
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01/28/2012 01:37 PM
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LOLOLOLOL coming from a frenchie that holds alot of weight.

French men are called "queens" where I come from.
Pin cushin little turds who cry about everything.
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01/28/2012 01:38 PM
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Re: The Real Reason Behind the Rejection of Canada Oil Pipeline : US will invade Canada
LOL at all the pathetic posters trying to comfort themselves into believing they have a chance. Yeah, keep telling yourself that when US bombs the hell out of your cities. Oh the entailing hardship of hiding under the snow. Canada won't risk the implication of a war against US. When US says BOO, Canada will be annexed the next morning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9699802


Hey Frenchie, just because you surrender monkeys were rolled over in a weekend by Adolf, doesn't mean we would be. You obviously have no concept of warfare, your just another armchair General, or as I prefer to say chairborne commando.

Go paint your nails or something.
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01/28/2012 01:39 PM
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Re: The Real Reason Behind the Rejection of Canada Oil Pipeline : US will invade Canada
LOL at all the pathetic posters trying to comfort themselves into believing they have a chance. Yeah, keep telling yourself that when US bombs the hell out of your cities. Oh the entailing hardship of hiding under the snow. Canada won't risk the implication of a war against US. When US says BOO, Canada will be annexed the next morning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9699802


You mad bro?

Germany fed your country it's breakfast (WW1)

Germany fed your country it's lunch (WW2)

Now Germany feeds your country it's dinner ( rise of the 4th reich )

Merkel pnws your asses
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LOL at all the pathetic posters trying to comfort themselves into believing they have a chance. Yeah, keep telling yourself that when US bombs the hell out of your cities. Oh the entailing hardship of hiding under the snow. Canada won't risk the implication of a war against US. When US says BOO, Canada will be annexed the next morning.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9699802


LOL coming from a country that has had to be rescued from 2 world wars by Americans and Canadians you have some Gaul.

Get a grip and ask your mommy and daddy what it was like,for you would not exist if it were not for the selfless sacrifice of thousands of American and Canadian soldiers.

So grow up and read some history fool.
If you cross country ski, start with a small country.
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01/28/2012 01:42 PM
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He also forgets how many french woman opened their legs for American/Canadian during those wars.

They needed to feel a REAL man give it to them not the little girly french men.

so settle down their shortround
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01/28/2012 01:46 PM
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80% of canada's trade is with the usa.
i would say the invasion happened a long time ago.
we are saturated with american culture. kids know american history better (from tv) than our own.
this is not to say the french op knows what he is talking about....obviously not.
ture invasions have happened when the culture has been 'occupied'.
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01/28/2012 01:49 PM
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A Frenchie trying to school a Canadian on warfare is like Liberace trying to school a guy on picking up chicks.


Let me be the first to hoist the flag of freedom.

bsflag
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01/28/2012 01:51 PM
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We all know Canadians have a sick feeling in their guts that tells them that it's over for their country. Well, when you're annexed by US, you won't be Americans, you'll still be Canadians, second rate people like the Palestinians without a country, always whining to the UN on a lost cause.

US will annex Canada one day and the day is coming sooner than later. All you losers can't deny it so you resort to name calling. HAHAHA.
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01/28/2012 01:55 PM
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We all know Canadians have a sick feeling in their guts that tells them that it's over for their country. Well, when you're annexed by US, you won't be Americans, you'll still be Canadians, second rate people like the Palestinians without a country, always whining to the UN on a lost cause.

US will annex Canada one day and the day is coming sooner than later. All you losers can't deny it so you resort to name calling. HAHAHA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9699802


Ok this makes sense. Your a brown guy living In France.

That solves the mystery
northerntomcat

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01/28/2012 01:58 PM
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We all know Canadians have a sick feeling in their guts that tells them that it's over for their country. Well, when you're annexed by US, you won't be Americans, you'll still be Canadians, second rate people like the Palestinians without a country, always whining to the UN on a lost cause.

US will annex Canada one day and the day is coming sooner than later. All you losers can't deny it so you resort to name calling. HAHAHA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9699802


Ok this makes sense. Your a brown guy living In France.

That solves the mystery
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1554318


Sure sound like one ,illegal most likely too.
If you cross country ski, start with a small country.
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01/28/2012 02:02 PM
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Go back to school before you get slapped.

Canadians and Americans are brothers dumbass United we stand.

If well when we join our countries Canada will be the elites playground. Rich people love untouched clean private property.


Candians and Americans already play in the same yard and get along really well we are joined at the hip.

So some EuroTrash speaking out of his well honed ass who knows nothing about our realations and common goals as well as respect for each other. You really have to look at your own situation, everyone hates the French you have nothing and never will, you sell out to the first guy with a bigger stick and bend over right away.

France is and always will be Germany's little ladyboy.
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01/28/2012 02:03 PM
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This is why Canadians are perennial losers. Every time they get scared, they make excuses like, 'You're French', 'You must be a brownie', 'you're an illegal immigrant'. LOL get out of your igloos. Ya guys are toast. Not that the world expects much from culturally inferior people.
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01/28/2012 02:05 PM
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This is why Canadians are perennial losers. Every time they get scared, they make excuses like, 'You're French', 'You must be a brownie', 'you're an illegal immigrant'. LOL get out of your igloos. Ya guys are toast. Not that the world expects much from culturally inferior people.
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Back to Merkel's Boob Brownboy
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01/28/2012 02:06 PM
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the irony is, the us army could run canada better than our own elected retards. i bet the natives and quebecois wont have fuck all to say when the us army is in town.
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01/28/2012 02:10 PM
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the irony is, the us army could run canada better than our own elected retards. i bet the natives and quebecois wont have fuck all to say when the us army is in town.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8982214


I actually move to trade Quebec and Toronto away now

Again I would only want North Dakota & Maine in return

It's a good deal





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