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Instructions on how to fill a hole

 
Jesse
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01/29/2012 11:34 PM
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Instructions on how to fill a hole
The first thing you must do is admit you are a sinner.Then you must pray this prayer.God i am a sinner that Jesus is the son of God who died on the cross to pay the price of my sin.that he was raised to life on the third day and alive and with his father as my intercesor. I accept the gift that he gave and i intend to walk with him as long as i live. in Jesus name i pray amen. after this you must be baptized to receive the gift of his holy spirit.


there is a hole in your heart ment to be filled by God if you surrender you will feel complete.The part you feel is missing will be there and no matter what comes you will be free.
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01/29/2012 11:43 PM
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For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
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The Fewer, the Prouder, the Women Marines.

Nuff said.
danwa

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01/29/2012 11:47 PM
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For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


would've been funnier if it was.
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01/30/2012 12:01 AM
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For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


would've been funnier if it was.
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A Few Good Women

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Well played my friend, well played.
Giggity.
"A Few Good Women"

Land of the Free, Home of the Crazy
The Fewer, the Prouder, the Women Marines.

Nuff said.
Jesse (OP)
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
Give your life to God before it is too late
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02/02/2012 12:27 AM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


would've been funnier if it was.
 Quoting: danwa



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3848194


what is with family guy thing it was not funny.
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Give your life to God before it is too late
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hbird Time is short. CREATOR OR LIAR?... [link to www.chick.com]
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Give your life to God before it is too late
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:hbird: Time is short. CREATOR OR LIAR?... [link to www.chick.com]
 Quoting: Judethz


I like that simple to the point.
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Give your life to God before it is too late
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When is too late?
Jesse (OP)
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02/02/2012 01:05 AM
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Give your life to God before it is too late
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When is too late?
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When jesus returns at the end of the tribulation period.I hope that everyone gives there life to God before rapture so they do not have to go through the great suffering of that period.
Jesse (OP)
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02/02/2012 01:40 AM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
I posted this here so that you can see the message before it is too late.
Jesse (OP)
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02/02/2012 02:17 AM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


I have some funny jokes i can post look for my user name.
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02/02/2012 02:21 AM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
1rof1 I clicked this thinking it was a tutorial about filling in holes, I was like "who the fuck needs help with that", but it turns out just to be religious BS.

whatever
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02/02/2012 04:12 AM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


I have some jokes i will post for you.
Jesse (OP)
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02/02/2012 02:32 PM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
1rof1 I clicked this thinking it was a tutorial about filling in holes, I was like "who the fuck needs help with that", but it turns out just to be religious BS.

whatever
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I am sorry to disapoint you good luck with your holes.
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02/02/2012 02:34 PM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
I learned how to fill a hole in junior high sex ed class......
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02/02/2012 02:41 PM
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For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


I have some jokes i will post for you.
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I can't wait.

I can only imagine how delightfully amusing they must be.
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


I have some jokes i will post for you.
 Quoting: Jesse 9006464


I can't wait.

I can only imagine how delightfully amusing they must be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4217461


Above, is my second choice as a response to your stupidity.

My first choice was, "Buddy, you are a joke.", but I decided to dial it down a bit, to spare your tender Christian sensibilities.

Which one do you like better?
Jesse (OP)
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
I learned how to fill a hole in junior high sex ed class......
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I am glad you learned some thing useful in school anything else that would be helpful to all of us.
Jesse (OP)
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02/02/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
For some reason, I thought this was gonna be a dirty joke.
Carry on.
 Quoting: A Few Good Women


I have some jokes i will post for you.
 Quoting: Jesse 9006464


I can't wait.

I can only imagine how delightfully amusing they must be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4217461


Above, is my second choice as a response to your stupidity.

My first choice was, "Buddy, you are a joke.", but I decided to dial it down a bit, to spare your tender Christian sensibilities.

Which one do you like better?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4217461


I think we all have the rite to express our opinions here.I am entitled to mine and you yours.who i am,you do not know me,nor i you.There is no need to be angry if you don't like the message then don't click on my post.I will be in prayer for you.I am not angry with you for insulting me.I hope that you can be at peace.I meant no disreaspect to you.
Lazlopanaflex
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02/02/2012 10:30 PM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
Did you know the holes worst enemy was the pile!
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02/02/2012 10:41 PM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
Did you know the holes worst enemy was the pile!
 Quoting: Lazlopanaflex 9895191


I have filled a few of those kind of holes.
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 10:49 PM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
Youre so called "message" Isn't really a message.

It's a judgment you are making on how other people need to live their live and how they should handle their relationship with "god" in a way that you feel is appropriate.

Just worry about filling you own holes. Live your life and if other people ASK, THEN tell them what you think about god Tell them what works for you without inferring that they in some way need to be more like you.
Jesse (OP)
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
Youre so called "message" Isn't really a message.

It's a judgment you are making on how other people need to live their live and how they should handle their relationship with "god" in a way that you feel is appropriate.

Just worry about filling you own holes. Live your life and if other people ASK, THEN tell them what you think about god Tell them what works for you without inferring that they in some way need to be more like you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6391074


That is not what the bible tells us to spread the message about Jesus.That is what I am doing not telling you to become a religon or live your life anyway.I tell you this in the hope that you might be saved and not have to suffer.
Jesse (OP)
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02/02/2012 11:45 PM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
For the wages of sin is death.
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02/03/2012 03:00 AM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
If the bible told you to eat dog shit would you do that to?

Think for yourself man!

Just live your life and let other people figure it out for themselves....they don't need or want your help, especially in a place like this. Which is exactly why your thread turned belly up so fast...just like all the other "repent, sinner! or burn in hell!" threads.

Go be a fucking minister if you want to spread your retarded, fearful, and flat out WRONG beliefs.
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02/03/2012 03:03 AM
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I see what you did there!

cruise
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
Youre so called "message" Isn't really a message.

It's a judgment you are making on how other people need to live their live and how they should handle their relationship with "god" in a way that you feel is appropriate.

Just worry about filling you own holes. Live your life and if other people ASK, THEN tell them what you think about god Tell them what works for you without inferring that they in some way need to be more like you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6391074


That is not what the bible tells us to spread the message about Jesus.That is what I am doing not telling you to become a religon or live your life anyway.I tell you this in the hope that you might be saved and not have to suffer.
 Quoting: Jesse 9006464


Why would you judge me and ASSUMEthat I need to be saved?
I dont need to be saved, Im just fine. I dont intend of trying to escape the suffering that life inevitably brings. I want to embrace it and learn from it.
Jesse (OP)
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02/03/2012 03:30 AM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
If the bible told you to eat dog shit would you do that to?

Think for yourself man!

Just live your life and let other people figure it out for themselves....they don't need or want your help, especially in a place like this. Which is exactly why your thread turned belly up so fast...just like all the other "repent, sinner! or burn in hell!" threads.

Go be a fucking minister if you want to spread your retarded, fearful, and flat out WRONG beliefs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6391074


If he told me to eat it i would.There are a few billon with the same beliefs.I think for myself but thanks for being concerned.I will pray for you if you don't want the message don't visit the post the name of this place is godlike productions what did you expect.
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02/03/2012 03:34 AM
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Re: Instructions on how to fill a hole
Youre so called "message" Isn't really a message.

It's a judgment you are making on how other people need to live their live and how they should handle their relationship with "god" in a way that you feel is appropriate.

Just worry about filling you own holes. Live your life and if other people ASK, THEN tell them what you think about god Tell them what works for you without inferring that they in some way need to be more like you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6391074


That is not what the bible tells us to spread the message about Jesus.That is what I am doing not telling you to become a religon or live your life anyway.I tell you this in the hope that you might be saved and not have to suffer.
 Quoting: Jesse 9006464


Why would you judge me and ASSUMEthat I need to be saved?
I dont need to be saved, Im just fine. I dont intend of trying to escape the suffering that life inevitably brings. I want to embrace it and learn from it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6391074


I would like to wish you Good luck.

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