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10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened

 
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10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
10: The Van Allen belt will kill anyone in space. FACT!

9: There are no photos of the dark side of the moon. WHY?

8: The shadows in the moon photos go in different directions, BECAUSE THERE WERE MULTIPLE FILM SET LIGHTS!

7: Stanley Kubrick faked it in a studio and Donald Rumsfeld admitted it. ON CAMERA!

6: There was a coke camera visible lying on the moon. PEOPLE SAW IT!

5: Cameras don't work on the moon. THEY WOULD MELT!

3: The astronauts didn't smile when they got home. WHY NOT?

2: They had no computers in 1969 guide the spaceship. HOW DID THEY PILOT IT?

1: God would never allow man to walk on His moon. He put it there for us to behold, NOT to jump around on. MOON LANDING IS BLASPHEMY!

NASA = NEVER A STRAIGHT ANSWER!
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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
lol NASA shills can't argue against the Lord's proof = proof the moon landing was fake.
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What is the 4th reason? You are knocking NASA and you can't even keep a simple count. Lol
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What is the 4th reason? You are knocking NASA and you can't even keep a simple count. Lol
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What is the 4th reason? You are knocking NASA and you can't even keep a simple count. Lol
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4: FUCK OFF SHILL
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truth hurts eh
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What is the 4th reason? You are knocking NASA and you can't even keep a simple count. Lol
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What is the 4th reason? You are knocking NASA and you can't even keep a simple count. Lol
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Cut the OP some slack. He/she is Australian after all.
Lnx

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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
Thje Van allen belt is the most compelling, with NASA admitting they now need to develop new tech to get past it.

Soooo.....
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4: Rockets need to push away from something, like air, to move. There is no air in space, so what are they pushing against? NASA FAILS AT ROCKET SCIENCE!
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What is the 4th reason? You are knocking NASA and you can't even keep a simple count. Lol
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Cut the OP some slack. He/she is Australian after all.
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They are a special breed of stupid....ain't they?

hick
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What is the 4th reason? You are knocking NASA and you can't even keep a simple count. Lol
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Cut the OP some slack. He/she is Australian after all.
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They are a special breed of stupid....ain't they?

:hick:
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STFU shill I'm not Australian.
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What is the 4th reason? You are knocking NASA and you can't even keep a simple count. Lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6548722


Cut the OP some slack. He/she is Australian after all.
 Quoting: PM 9940303


They are a special breed of stupid....ain't they?

hick
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STFU shill I'm not Australian.
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You are branded as a GLP Aussie...and you post like one.
hmm...well....


So...if it walks like a duck...and it talks like a duck.....well....
QUACK!!! QUACK!!!
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not this shit again... do we need to get buzz to punch you in the face?
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Cut the OP some slack. He/she is Australian after all.
 Quoting: PM 9940303


They are a special breed of stupid....ain't they?

:hick:
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


STFU shill I'm not Australian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518


You are branded as a GLP Aussie...and you post like one.
hmm...well....


So...if it walks like a duck...and it talks like a duck.....well....
QUACK!!! QUACK!!!

 Quoting: Burt Gummer


You'll burn in Hell for taking the government's money, shill.
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I think the moon landings fake but clearly you don't know what a conjecture is.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
One of the biggest reasons I find strange that they even went to the moon is.
They were already sending space probes out to the planets and had already sent unmanned probes to the moon to collect samples etc.
They already knew everything there was to know about the moon from this, and there is not really all that much to know about the moon its fairly basic.
So why all of a sudden would they risk human life and great expense to send human to the moon just to do the same as what the unmanned probes had done anyway?

It makes no sense.
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They are a special breed of stupid....ain't they?

hick
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STFU shill I'm not Australian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518


You are branded as a GLP Aussie...and you post like one.
hmm...well....


So...if it walks like a duck...and it talks like a duck.....well....
QUACK!!! QUACK!!!

 Quoting: Burt Gummer


You'll burn in Hell for taking the government's money, shill.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518


Uhmmm...I don't take government money.
You must have confused me with a Liberal Socialist.

Confusion is of course, another symptom of being an Aussie.
We so understand your plight and sympathize.

pick
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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened

10: The Van Allen belt will kill anyone in space. FACT!

This is bullshit, it depends how long you spend in them.
You can pass through them quickly with no harm.


9: There are no photos of the dark side of the moon. WHY?


There is, probes have taken them since then.
However they never landed on that side of the moon and were not on it long enough to go there.


8: The shadows in the moon photos go in different directions, BECAUSE THERE WERE MULTIPLE FILM SET LIGHTS!

7: Stanley Kubrick faked it in a studio and Donald Rumsfeld admitted it. ON CAMERA!

6: There was a coke camera visible lying on the moon. PEOPLE SAW IT!

5: Cameras don't work on the moon. THEY WOULD MELT!

3: The astronauts didn't smile when they got home. WHY NOT?


These are retarded.


2: They had no computers in 1969 guide the spaceship. HOW DID THEY PILOT IT?

Yes they did have basic kind of computing devices, however the rockets and lander were manually piloted.

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Ridiculous.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
what did they moon buggy run on .... wasnt batteries that for sure ... fake fake fake

maybe it was pedal powered lmao

Last Edited by where's my stapler on 02/01/2012 07:12 AM
i dont wana go in the basement , im gona burn the building ....
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what did they moon buggy run on .... wasnt batteries that for sure ... fake fake fake

maybe it was pedal powered lmao
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Why did it not run on batteries?
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They are a special breed of stupid....ain't they?

:hick:
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STFU shill I'm not Australian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518


You are branded as a GLP Aussie...and you post like one.
hmm...well....


So...if it walks like a duck...and it talks like a duck.....well....
QUACK!!! QUACK!!!

 Quoting: Burt Gummer


You'll burn in Hell for taking the government's money, shill.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 589518


So you dont use your governments money? What, do you like, trade gold and shit instead? Its ALL the governments money, there, pinwheel....
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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
what did they moon buggy run on .... wasnt batteries that for sure ... fake fake fake

maybe it was pedal powered lmao
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Why did it not run on batteries?
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Because it obviously was a fucken flintsones car, since all that "high tech" shit could not possibly have existed in 1969.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
what did they moon buggy run on .... wasnt batteries that for sure ... fake fake fake

maybe it was pedal powered lmao
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Why did it not run on batteries?
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Because it obviously was a fucken flintsones car, since all that "high tech" shit could not possibly have existed in 1969.
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no we did but the batteries would of been really huge we didnt have the small battery tech then so take that and shuv it up your arse ...

Last Edited by where's my stapler on 02/01/2012 07:25 AM
i dont wana go in the basement , im gona burn the building ....
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Dumbocrat Catholic JFK faked the Satanic moon landing in attack on Christianity. FACT!
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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
what did they moon buggy run on .... wasnt batteries that for sure ... fake fake fake

maybe it was pedal powered lmao
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Why did it not run on batteries?
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Because it obviously was a fucken flintsones car, since all that "high tech" shit could not possibly have existed in 1969.
 Quoting: Whiskey Brother 9933678


I think you have issues dude, they clearly had car batteries back then.
Remember they only drove around in it for like 1 hour.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
what did they moon buggy run on .... wasnt batteries that for sure ... fake fake fake

maybe it was pedal powered lmao
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Why did it not run on batteries?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9922887


Because it obviously was a fucken flintsones car, since all that "high tech" shit could not possibly have existed in 1969.
 Quoting: Whiskey Brother 9933678


no we did but the batteries would of been really huge we didnt have the small battery tech then so take that and shuv it up your arse ...
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Yeah they would have been huge, which is why they left it there because they had no fuel to bring it back.

They only drove it round for an hour then abandoned it.
This is not outside possibility for it being battery powered.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Never Happened
what did they moon buggy run on .... wasnt batteries that for sure ... fake fake fake

maybe it was pedal powered lmao
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Why did it not run on batteries?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9922887


Because it obviously was a fucken flintsones car, since all that "high tech" shit could not possibly have existed in 1969.
 Quoting: Whiskey Brother 9933678


no we did but the batteries would of been really huge we didnt have the small battery tech then so take that and shuv it up your arse ...
 Quoting: where's my stapler


Yeah but it was only driven for a short time.
We had the battery tech back then to power a dune buggy for an hour at least before it was flat.
And remember gravity on the moon is different it takes less work to move greater distances.

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