quote from comedian Lewis Black (on religion)

"Was the earth created in seven days? No. For those of you who believe it was, I've got to tell you that you do not understand the Jewish people. We jewish people understand that it did not take place on seven days because we know what we're good at... and what we're really good at is bullshit. This is a wonderful story told to people in the desert in order to distracted them from the fact that they did not have air-conditioning!!"-Lewis Black, 2006