This really sounds like they should be arrested, or even shot on sight. Don't imagine these kids in these articles, which apparently NONE OF YOU FUCKWITS EVEN READ, were not on a total chimpout, and really deserved to be tasered and/or hogtied with zipties and arrested.

Just ask this asshole Grief, whose kids he whups ass on and are perfect. They ain't pulling none of this kind of shit:

Earlier this year, Colorado public school student Marie Morrow was expelled because there were three facsimile drill-team rifles in her car while it was parked on campus. After she had missed six days of class, a school hearing officer ruled she could return to school after all. Lundberg's legislation responded to that incident. "I wasn't trying to challenge zero-tolerance policies on dangerous weapons," said Lundberg. "I was trying to define what a dangerous weapon is." The bill passed unanimously in both houses, but lawmakers resisted efforts to further clarify the definition of a "dangerous weapon."

In Florida, students have been arrested for bringing a plastic butter knife to school, throwing an eraser, and drawing a picture of a gun. The eleven-year-old who allegedly brought a plastic butter knife to school was handcuffed, taken to jail, and charged with a third-degree felony. Legislation recently passed unanimously by the Florida Senate could change all that by prohibiting schools from calling the police for nonviolent misdemeanors. "Throw an eraser and they want to call it throwing a deadly missile, which is a felony," said state Sen. Stephen Wise (R-Jacksonville), the senate sponsor of the legislation, which has yet to clear the state house. "When you get into the juvenile justice system everybody thinks your sins are forgiven when you turn 18, and I will assure you that doesn't happen. It's a blemish on your record."



Texas's previous zero-tolerance hall of shame includes the case of 13-year-old Christina Lough, a Houston honor student who was punished in 2003 for bringing a small cutting implement with a two-inch blade to school. Christina's mother, Sumi Lough, grew up in Korea, where this implement is the standard one that students use to sharpen their pencils, and Mrs. Lough gave it to her daughter for that purpose. School officials forced Christina to attend a special disciplinary school for seven days, and removed her as president of the student council and honor society. The school district's attorney, Christopher B. Gilbert, explained the district's rationale: "If we vary from the rules, that's when the rules fall apart."

I'm sure Grief's brats are presidents of the student council and honor society in their schools, too.