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The Grand Illuminati Plan 101 - Performed by Madonna (Secret Decoded Messages Inside!)

 
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A thread inspired by Apollo Illuminati's posts...

"All Secret Societies know the AC rises from the common people".

This is what is so important to understand.

Angels, demons, aliens, whatever... they could have had their way with us already if they wanted to... but they haven't. Why?

The 'common people' have to bring it upon themselves. Bring it by vote, by science, by technology, by immorality, by democracy, by you name it.

When the common people are so completely and utterly wallowing in their own illusions, that they can't tell good from evil, right from wrong anymore... that's when it's time.

The AC will rise right in front of their faces with approval by the common people cheering and clapping. It will be like the Obama election on steroids.

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"23 is the number of the Illuminati"

Yes, the number of suffering, entropy and flawed DNA. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes with 23 issues...

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The earth used to be a paradise with perfect climate (no seasons) until *they* decided to tilt it between 22 and 24 degrees, or 23 average (it wobbles over the years) as
punishment for our fall.

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This was also done as a reminder of or '23 issues' and to cause winter and hardship etc upon us (as hinted in Genesis 3).

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Some notes:

'Sea' often means 'underworld' or 'abyss'. I believe military bases underground are part of this equation. The locusts are probably down there waiting to come out. We've all heard the stories... even from Native Americans.

'Sea' is also saltwater... almost exactly like a woman having a baby (rising out of the sea). There are 'Sea Serpents' stories that make this even more interesting.

Absalom is a picture of the AntiChrist. The Bible states...

"for his beauty from the sole of his foot even to the crown of his head there was no blemish in him"

Also...

"Absalom in his lifetime had taken and reared up for himself a pillar"

So he's a pillar that represents beauty.

Add him to the other pillars (DNA strands) and we get our new Triple Helix creation!

I like to call him JA-BO-LOM... the Hermes Child Thrice Great...

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Now, we all know the Papacy story, but here's another...

United States = "The beast that you saw was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the abyss and go to destruction" (Roman Empire reborn). The United States is a product of a union between Sons of God (Papacy) and Daughters of Man (Royalty).

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As we worship the first beast (Roman Empire), we create atomic bombs (fire from heaven). We go around making a mess of other countries... it goes on and on matching up with Revelation.

OK, let me make an important point...

"The thing that has been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun."

In other words, there are repeating patterns here. Think Fibonacci. This means that "as without, so within" will happen.

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A beast kingdom is born as well as a beast being... at the same time a much larger celestial event happens (see the spiral?).

You mention 'Sophia'. We are being trained to worship mother Gaia... like we are all 'connected' to it. Worship of material earth because that's where the disembodied spirits live that we will connect to (pyramid compass, square cube).

New Agers will connect to it all via Pineal Gland (hive mind sophia queen bee)...

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I can see your point about resurrecting them out of love. They modified their DNA (book of life) and ruined their chances of going to heaven.

So... just as Christ feels sorry for us, Luciferians feel sorry for them. I can't believe I'm saying all this, but I can see the logic. It's quite the temptation! I still think you guys are risking damnation yourselves by fulfilling the prophecies.

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I definitely would flunk Wizard school.

I can see you've been at it for quite sometime!

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And here we are... 2012 and secrets are coming out...
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The vultures are gathered around the corpse to extract the DNA (from Typhon perhaps?)...

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The Keys are being handed over to Apollyon...

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Hovercats are just around the corner...

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BTW: Chinese Traditional is another major world religion. I've always been suspicious of them being the 200,000,000.





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Some misc slides for research...

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"All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet" - Hunter S. Thompson

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We are all just ins inside the out, and outs inside the ins.
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Which post from Apollo inspired this?
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Ah hah! Mona Lisa and Jesus were the same person. Eat your heart out Ed C.
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yes OP your right ..

we have to bring him here with evil ... hense america is the most country with abductions and is doing very well and spreding her evil througout the world making other nations just as wicked ..

nothing against americans by the way , satan just chose you cos he like your life style and abandonment of gods laws ..

but yeah its almost time ...

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i dont wana go in the basement , im gona burn the building ....
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WTF did i just read.
LIVE YOUR LIFE
Follow God, Not a book.
God is Love, God is Light.
Love is the secret of the universe.

[link to www.gizoogle.com]

Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit.

Google something for me called 2 kids 1 sandbox. Very cute video!
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you have gotta be bored to put that all together

"as above, so below"
"blood in, blood out"

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"as above, so below" -- this don't mean shit and I wish people would stop posting it.
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what is the main idea behind this?

is the anti-christ, christ?

what is the deal with the union of male and female?

and this is a plan of the elites? are they looking for jesus or satan or are they trying to create one or the other with mind control...and for what reason?

any other interpretations would be awesome.
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 Quoting: FraudulentZodiac


Mindblowing. Uncle Mikey is awesome !
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I have yet to figure out if you knowingly deceiving people or if you are simply brainwashed.

One thing I'm sure about is you are full of shit!
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I have yet to figure out if you knowingly deceiving people or if you are simply brainwashed.

One thing I'm sure about is you are full of shit!
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I totally agree - the OP is the king of cut and paste but knows nothing.
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I have yet to figure out if you knowingly deceiving people or if you are simply brainwashed.

One thing I'm sure about is you are full of shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3910757



I totally agree - the OP is the king of cut and paste but knows nothing.
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I do believe the OP creates these slides, but from where he gets his information I do not know.

At least he's not a brain-dead sheeple.

Thanks OP.

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Dud...your fucked up. Go to sleep. And...few just go out and play with dogs and cats..or whateva...just...keep away from brain...few days.
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I have yet to figure out if you knowingly deceiving people or if you are simply brainwashed.

One thing I'm sure about is you are full of shit!
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At least he's not a brain-dead sheeple.


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No, he is....there are many kinds of sheeple.
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Posted thread about alchemy meditation first step to unite your higher self, for balanced soul. From my self experience guided by my inner voice how to heal my karma. If any one interested : Thread: Merkaba chakras meditation by art. Balance yourself. Preparing body for multidimensional self.
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Mindblowing. Uncle Mikey is awesome !
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I have yet to figure out if you knowingly deceiving people or if you are simply brainwashed.

One thing I'm sure about is you are full of shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3910757



I totally agree - the OP is the king of cut and paste but knows nothing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10001428


I do believe the OP creates these slides, but from where he gets his information I do not know.

At least he's not a brain-dead sheeple.

Thanks OP.

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If he/you knew (as i do), who the 'antichrist' really is, he/you would know his entire post is hooey and has no relevance.
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I have yet to figure out if you knowingly deceiving people or if you are simply brainwashed.

One thing I'm sure about is you are full of shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3910757



At least he's not a brain-dead sheeple.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10001428


No, he is....there are many kinds of sheeple.
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So are you going to explain why you disagree or just ad hominem attack? What's the matter, he's getting too close to truth?
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[link to salvatoretommyganci.blogspot.com]


Here is your antichrist
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I have yet to figure out if you knowingly deceiving people or if you are simply brainwashed.

One thing I'm sure about is you are full of shit!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3910757



I totally agree - the OP is the king of cut and paste but knows nothing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10001428


I do believe the OP creates these slides, but from where he gets his information I do not know.

At least he's not a brain-dead sheeple.

Thanks OP.

5*
 Quoting: Bent



If he/you knew (as i do), who the 'antichrist' really is, he/you would know his entire post is hooey and has no relevance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10001428


Well, spill it then. Please and thank you.

It's funny how some know who the AC is and when IT's coming on the scene.

When everyone knows that in order to have Christ, you must fisrt have the AntiChrist. So that then means you know when Christ is coming back? Please tell us this important information.
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[link to www.youtube.com]

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Genesis 6:4 Giants/Nephilim
Matthew 13:24-29, 36-40 Parable of the "Wheat/Tares" READ THIS! The clues have been there all along!
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Somebody get the fucking net, we got a live one !
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1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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Hey everyone, I'm at work so I can't respond, but stay tuned....

Tonight I release PART-1 of my new film. It's 1hr long (2 hr long movie in total).

You thought this post was wild and crazy, wait till you see what Uncle Mikey's has in store tonight!

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OP > you blew your "creditability" when you mentioned:
A thread inspired by Apollo Illuminati's posts...

Since when did AI thread's pull any weight?

This thread is absolute

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the AC is a religious concept = opinion & assumption = complete BS(~).
We get the powers over us that we've earned collectively. Humanity, as a whole, is self-interested, shallow, ignorant, violent and immoral; small wonder, therefore, that our leaders (secret or otherwise) reflect that. You want better leaders, become better people.

I forgive myself, I Love myself, I'm sorry, Please forgive me, I forgive you, I love you, Thank you.

God Bless You;
I Bless You;
Bless Yourself(~).

Love is the answer ~ Peace be with You.
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OP > you blew your "creditability" when you mentioned:
A thread inspired by Apollo Illuminati's posts...

Since when did AI thread's pull any weight?

This thread is absolute

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the AC is a religious concept = opinion & assumption = complete BS(~).
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Time to break out of religious and medieval wizardry and into science.

Youre behind, Were not in the dark ages anymore.
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GLP hieroglyphics! My favorite!

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