Asian history in anutshell

One of the oldest civilizations in the world.
Definitely the most populous.
Pioneers in developing language, mathematics and chemistry(see pyrotechnics and gunpowder)
Also invented pasta ( sorry Italians)
Unfortunately, pasta was difficult to swirl on chopsticks

They kicked some ass for a while, had a huge empire and then said, fuck it. Basically cut themselves off from the world during a time of civilizations greatest technological developments.


Then they got spunky again, Japn kicked some Russian ass in the early 20th century.
Japan also pulled off a major coup against the US in Pearl Harbor.

Unfortunately, that had radioactive consequences, something the Japanese are becoming accustomed again...
Fortunately , they have lots people(cheap labor)so they were exploited by US people in the 50's-70's as a cheap means of mass producing product for export.

The Japanese have lost this crown to the Chinese, but, it stays in Asia- nonetheless.
They are Commies, for the most part, some 2.5 billion worth.

They were imported as slave labor in the 19th century, just like the blacks , but, alas they never gained the notorioty the blacks did from it.

I'm sure they get some preferences here and there because they are stereotyped as intelligent- especially if they wear glasses.

Most Asian women are revered mostly for wearing plaid skirts and schoolgirl uniforms.

The Asians have a generally bright future.