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Wow.... I get a lot of junk e-mail but this is odd.

 
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02/02/2012 04:26 AM
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Wow.... I get a lot of junk e-mail but this is odd.
ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET


Attention: Beneficiary,

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, D.C in conjunction with
some other relevant Investigations Agencies here in the United states of America
have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network
that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria
(CBN) as regard to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in
your favor accordingly. It might interest you to know that we have taken out
time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of
operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine
and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim
your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further
advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as
we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your
correspondence.


In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive
Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Mr Sanusi Lamido and
Mr. Paul Jones along with some of the top officials of the ministry regarding
your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase
depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the
only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are
using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned
money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office. We
were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO
has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary
documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by
you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00
(Eight million united states dollars),and as soon as i have received an
immediate

We were further informed that we should warn our dear citizens who must have
been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central
Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they
don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And in case, you are already
dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria,
you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest
and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria
(CBN) only with the below information accordingly:


NAME: MR.SANUSI LAMIDO
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal
Capital Territory, Nigeria.
Email: central.bnk04@superposta.com

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above email
address and phone number should not be replied to and should be disregarded
accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the
Governor of the Central Bank immediately with the above email address and
request that they attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you
receive your contract fund accordingly. To this effect, you are required to
reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below for certainty and onward
processing and release of you funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong
payment.


FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________


Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will
further help hasten up the whole procedures as regard to the transfer of your
fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria
equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking
terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you
contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all
the necessary information which they may require from you prior to the release
of your fund to you accordingly. All modalities has already been worked out even
before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings
with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about.


All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track
with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, we will
want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to
enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is
already running out. Should in case you need any more information in regard to
this notification, feel free to get back to us on this email so that we can
brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has
been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.


Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly
await your urgent response to this matter.


Best Regards,
Robert S Mueller III
Executive Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C
E-mail: robertmulleriii@washingtondc.usa.com


This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are for the sole use of the
intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged information.

If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply e-mail
and destroy all copies of the original message. Any unauthorized review, use,
disclosure, dissemination, forwarding, printing or copying of this email or any
action taken in reliance on this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be
unlawful.
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 04:32 AM
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Re: Wow.... I get a lot of junk e-mail but this is odd.
The bad english is always a dead give away, isn't it? I love the "scam you off" sentence. Funny stuff but who would really fall for it?
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 04:39 AM
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dead giveaway: the address would be fbi.gov

and "our dear citizens"???
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02/02/2012 04:40 AM
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What's odd about it?? I hope you e-mailed them back with all your personal info as requested - don't forget to add your credit card details just in case!
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02/02/2012 05:09 AM
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Re: Wow.... I get a lot of junk e-mail but this is odd.
ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET


Attention: Beneficiary,

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, D.C in conjunction with
some other relevant Investigations Agencies here in the United states of America
have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network
that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria
(CBN) as regard to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in
your favor accordingly. It might interest you to know that we have taken out
time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of
operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine
and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim
your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further
advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as
we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your
correspondence.


In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive
Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Mr Sanusi Lamido and
Mr. Paul Jones along with some of the top officials of the ministry regarding
your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase
depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the
only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are
using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned
money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office. We
were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO
has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary
documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by
you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00
(Eight million united states dollars),and as soon as i have received an
immediate

We were further informed that we should warn our dear citizens who must have
been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central
Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they
don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And in case, you are already
dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria,
you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest
and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria
(CBN) only with the below information accordingly:


NAME: MR.SANUSI LAMIDO
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal
Capital Territory, Nigeria.
Email: central.bnk04@superposta.com

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above email
address and phone number should not be replied to and should be disregarded
accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the
Governor of the Central Bank immediately with the above email address and
request that they attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you
receive your contract fund accordingly. To this effect, you are required to
reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below for certainty and onward
processing and release of you funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong
payment.


FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________


Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will
further help hasten up the whole procedures as regard to the transfer of your
fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria
equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking
terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you
contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all
the necessary information which they may require from you prior to the release
of your fund to you accordingly. All modalities has already been worked out even
before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings
with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about.


All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track
with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, we will
want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to
enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is
already running out. Should in case you need any more information in regard to
this notification, feel free to get back to us on this email so that we can
brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has
been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.


Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly
await your urgent response to this matter.


Best Regards,
Robert S Mueller III
Executive Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C
E-mail: robertmulleriii@washingtondc.usa.com


This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are for the sole use of the
intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged information.

If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply e-mail
and destroy all copies of the original message. Any unauthorized review, use,
disclosure, dissemination, forwarding, printing or copying of this email or any
action taken in reliance on this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be
unlawful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 701417


I've been getting those for years. That is the NIGERIAN 419 SCAM. Google it and sit down for many many hours of reading
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 05:14 AM
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BTW. Here's a website that will give you lots of laughs about the Nigerian scam. Hilarious!!!!

[link to www.ebolamonkeyman.com]
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 05:18 AM
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I've been getting those for years. That is the NIGERIAN 419 SCAM. Google it and sit down for many many hours of reading


Same here
Reikara

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02/02/2012 05:35 AM
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What's odd about it?? I hope you e-mailed them back with all your personal info as requested - don't forget to add your credit card details just in case!
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lol
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Tholidor

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02/02/2012 06:18 AM
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[sarcasm]

Headline should read: "BREAKING: Positive proof that FBI is behind famous Nigerian scam!!"

[/sarcasm]
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Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 07:12 AM
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I've gotten the same scam dozens of times. Never opened the email after the first one,just delete.
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 07:14 AM
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I've gotten the same scam dozens of times. Never opened the email after the first one,just delete.
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They also have another one that says 'You have 3 days to clean up this mess!'.
Idiots.
miffed_33

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02/02/2012 08:16 AM

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I just checked my email & this is what I got

Microsoft Corporation (UK).LTD.
Cardinal Place
80-100 Victoria Street
London SW1E 5JL
United Kingdom

Telephone: 08144 800 2400

========================
Ref/Batch:22D/968/11
Verification No:E1240978
========================


Dear Selected Winner,


CONGRATULATIONS IN YOUR SELECTION

We are happy to inform you that your email has be selected among the Microsoft Corporation draws on:26/11/2011.
As a selected winner, you have qualified for a cash payment of £1,500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds)

Kindly contact our claims office(s) with your Ref/Batch code and Verification number stamped above for payment.

CONTACT OFFICE
==============

Contact Name: Mr. Paul James
Office Telephone: +447031961854
Contact Email: pauljames756@hotmail.com



Sincerely,

Mrs.Olivia Freeborn
Head Customer Service
Microsoft Team

www.microsofft.us.ms


I'M RIIICCCHHHH lol j/k
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 08:36 AM
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I get those emails all the time.
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02/02/2012 08:54 AM
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i replied once to them and berated them on their POOR gramar and spelling mistakes.
Blue Skies

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02/02/2012 08:58 AM
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I get them all the time.....Just delete. lol
:kitten on fence:
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02/02/2012 09:00 AM
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What's odd about it?? I hope you e-mailed them back with all your personal info as requested - don't forget to add your credit card details just in case!
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rofl
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 12:22 PM
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Robert meular? From x files? Come on this is a stupid scam
12.21.12

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02/02/2012 12:28 PM
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NIGERIAN 419 SCAM
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02/02/2012 03:36 PM
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I kow they are the 419 scams but the nutty part is using the actual director of the fbi information. I suppose they are not worried about getting into trouble.

I have never seen them use an actual persons info like that.

The spelling is a bit better than most.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/02/2012 03:37 PM
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I got the Microsoft one as well.

You would think they would hesitate using an actual company like that. Microsoft may go after them.
Little Beauty
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02/24/2013 06:29 AM
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Hello, please, help me to understand this e-mail I have just received. I think it is very strange.

Could you please say to me what it can be?

I really hope you can help me.

I will be waiting for your answer.

Thanks!

Little Beauty!


----- Mensagem encaminhada -----
De: Joni Forman <0joni0@walla.co.il>
Para:
Enviadas: Domingo, 24 de Fevereiro de 2013 3:11
Assunto: CONGRATULATIONS FROM MICROSOFT CORPORATION



Microsoft Corporation (UK).LTD.
Cardinal Place
80-100 Victoria Street
London SW1E 5JL
United Kingdom



========================
Ref/Batch:22D/968/12
Verification No:E1240978
========================


Dear Selected Winner,


CONGRATULATIONS IN YOUR SELECTION

We are happy to inform you that your email has been selected among the Microsoft Corporation draws on:19/02/2013.
As a selected winner, you have qualified for a cash payment of £1,500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds)

Kindly contact our claims office(s) with your Ref/Batch code and Verification number stamped above for payment.

CONTACT OFFICE
==============

Contact Name: Mr. Paul James
Contact Email:pauljameslboard@hotmail.com



Sincerely,

Mr.Joni Forman
Head Customer Service
Microsoft Team
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CrimsonButterfly

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02/24/2013 06:33 AM
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i replied once to them and berated them on their POOR gramar and spelling mistakes.
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Bwahahaha! Thanks for the lol.
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02/24/2013 06:36 AM
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central.bnk04@superposta.com - should have been the giveaway.

op if you thought this was genuine for one second its time for a reality check.

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