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Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/02/2012 09:35 AM
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Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
they are 10 thousand female Ninjas being trained in Iran

a documentary about them

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the link to the docu:

[link to www.youtube.com]
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02/02/2012 09:37 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
fake n ghey
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
fake n ghey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1105850


fake ? lol look the docu

[link to www.youtube.com]
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02/02/2012 09:58 AM

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fake n ghey
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1105850


Most sheeple American men want to keep their women suppressed and stupid, watching TV and buying make-up.

Me, on the other hand, I'd love to have a Ninja chick to wrestle around with.

Bump and 5.

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02/02/2012 10:06 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
In that vid, the music is cheesy, but the women ninja's are a little formadible, however take a glock and some smg's and they will be laid down with supressive fire. They got skill but can they stop fast speed bullets, or artillery fire, i think not.
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
That shit is so fake. Ninja's, so funny. That video was nothing more then a choreographed dance.
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02/02/2012 10:28 AM
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the link to the docu:

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10044031


Who cares, just want to know if they screw like a "Rabbit"...

My jewish pecker to their Muslim clam warmer.

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02/02/2012 10:40 AM

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A form fitting Burkha, who would have guessed it's the uniform of a fighting woman. And I'll be she's a real hottie too. yoda
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
In that vid, the music is cheesy, but the women ninja's are a little formadible, however take a glock and some smg's and they will be laid down with supressive fire. They got skill but can they stop fast speed bullets, or artillery fire, i think not.
 Quoting: Simon23k 8966044


Your pecker spits lead instead of the seed of life? How weird.
Religion is 100% reusable.

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02/02/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
I say bullshit. Nothing but propaganda.
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I say bullshit. Nothing but propaganda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6533235


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Propaganda for who?? This Website? CIA/FBI/DHS/KGB?, illumanti? Top Bankers? Israel? Iran? Russia? USA? "People behind the curtain"? "Some other organization, that I don't know about"?

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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
Wow, when the Persian Girls
meet the Israeli Girls the real War will start;
This is my Lipstick you Bitch girl_bored_black
No, it my, Yala Yala girl_bored_brown

It is my Shower Time girl
No viking

My Boyfriend from the US SmileyGlas

My Boyfriend from Tehran is sooooo cute bad_smile

My Boyfriend is so angry choler

My Father has a Beard like all real Muslims confident

The Koran is the best readup

My Religion is the Army yessir

Do you have Tampons longhair
Are you crazy lolatu
Ect, ect!
G.Y.!B.E.
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02/02/2012 11:03 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
Wow, when the Persian Girls
meet the Israeli Girls the real War will start;
This is my Lipstick you Bitch girl_bored_black
No, it my, Yala Yala girl_bored_brown

It is my Shower Time girl
No viking

My Boyfriend from the US SmileyGlas

My Boyfriend from Tehran is sooooo cute bad_smile

My Boyfriend is so angry choler

My Father has a Beard like all real Muslims confident

The Koran is the best readup

My Religion is the Army yessir

Do you have Tampons longhair
Are you crazy lolatu
Ect, ect!
 Quoting: Atom-Boy


[link to en.wikipedia.org]

this does not compute?

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02/02/2012 11:25 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
No "me love you long time" for the GI's now!

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02/02/2012 11:38 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
Definitely some potential for a future Axe commercial...
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02/02/2012 11:44 AM
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Hei yankees!!
Dont mess with this bitches.
They cut off your balls.
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02/02/2012 11:53 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
In that vid, the music is cheesy, but the women ninja's are a little formadible, however take a glock and some smg's and they will be laid down with supressive fire. They got skill but can they stop fast speed bullets, or artillery fire, i think not.
 Quoting: Simon23k 8966044


Missing the point here....they obviously have powers of seduction. An attractive woman can be a FANTASTIC assassin.

Sometimes your enemy is not so clear and they assault your very core being, temptimg with the cleverest of seduction tactics.
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
In that vid, the music is cheesy, but the women ninja's are a little formadible, however take a glock and some smg's and they will be laid down with supressive fire. They got skill but can they stop fast speed bullets, or artillery fire, i think not.
 Quoting: Simon23k 8966044


Missing the point here....they obviously have powers of seduction. An attractive woman can be a FANTASTIC assassin.

Sometimes your enemy is not so clear and they assault your very core being, temptimg with the cleverest of seduction tactics.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1405546


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

As in the book "Art of War" by Sun Tsu written 2700 years ago, and nothing has changed...
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02/02/2012 01:38 PM
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well that was the funniest thing i've seen all day...
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02/02/2012 01:41 PM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
American saying:

45ACP takes care of any ninja......
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02/02/2012 01:49 PM
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American saying:

45ACP takes care of any ninja......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2926765


Yeah!, but if the girls/women are hot, why would you want to do that...(that would be a waste) The Muslim girls/women could make good sex slaves or maybe wives.

Study the World War 2 and why many Germans surrendered in Soviet Union/Russia and many stayed there..(It was all about the Soviet/Russian Poontang)..

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Good thing I'm not fucked up about shooting a bitch.
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Will they bleed nonstop if they get hit once in torso by angry male?
How will they fight holly war during their menstrual cycle?

Urinating in your pants while pinned down under heavy fire then walk/run for 20 miles to extraction point w/o a chance to clean up ...will make any woman a great hero.

10000 of them.
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How will they fight holly war during their menstrual cycle?


Are you kidding? our cycle makes us more bellicose!
Lies are NOT facts, morans.
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03/22/2012 01:29 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
actually ninjas or kunichis are deadlier then armed GIs and sheeple morons do not know that. Ninjas can become invisible(hide)and a GI will not see until his head is chopped off by sword or a shurikan hit it between the eyes. That part of of the documentary when the kunichis suddenly jumped and come out of the ground is what fucks up GIs and no matter how much arms they have, you can not shoot what you can not see or you can not shoot ninjas or kunichis that mobe and DUDGE the bullets and come at you and before you know you are dead. Weapons against well trained ninjas are useless.

Actually a while ago I saw a documentary on samurais where an expert modern day Japanese samurai cut a bullet in half with his swords when fired at it.
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03/22/2012 01:50 AM
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
hahahahahaha what a pile of shit.

Her spinning round-house was rubbish.

And like when a ninja attacks me I hold my hands in front of me so said ninja can do a nice back flip away from me.

Oh and whats with the tiger print ninja suit!!! HAHAHA, oh man.

Thanks for the laugh OP. I needed that.

I know this supposed to be serious. But being in the know means I can tell you this ninja is for kiddies...
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Re: Irans Female Ninja Army (10 thousand strong)
actually ninjas or kunichis are deadlier then armed GIs and sheeple morons do not know that. Ninjas can become invisible(hide)and a GI will not see until his head is chopped off by sword or a shurikan hit it between the eyes. That part of of the documentary when the kunichis suddenly jumped and come out of the ground is what fucks up GIs and no matter how much arms they have, you can not shoot what you can not see or you can not shoot ninjas or kunichis that mobe and DUDGE the bullets and come at you and before you know you are dead. Weapons against well trained ninjas are useless.

Actually a while ago I saw a documentary on samurais where an expert modern day Japanese samurai cut a bullet in half with his swords when fired at it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6773853


HAHAHAHA oh man. You been watching ninja movies too much dood!

or you getting real life mixed up with dragon ball Z...