Doctors believe I am over 3500 years old.....A routine xray reveals I have a crystal skull

shut the fuck up idiot

Crystal doesn't grow, and your mother would have been split like a log if your skull wasn't soft at birth.

She was and still walks with a widened gap.....

agreed

Your just jealous. Your head is full of sausage meat I bet

Again, crystal doesn't grow, so she pushed out a completely solid adult skull and survived?

If I didnt bump, doctors would never have found what was in my head

I think your brain is made up of twisted noodles

When I get a good camera, and not one of those throwaway ones I have currently, I will cut my brow and show you the crystal under my skin.
I have been warned by men in dark suits not to tell or reveal to anyone, but I dont care.....Its my head

It must be solid crystal.

Actually crystals do grow.

TITS OR GTFO

You would be in a government bunker.. and IF you made it to the media with such information before being taken, you would be in a hospital lab undergoing extensive research whilst having a documentary recorded..

Not sitting on your fat ass trying to get attention on the internet.

Ice crystals, yes.

Solid rock crystals "form", and since he is an organic being, there isn't sufficient rock to continue formation.

Are you saying you dont believe me ?.....Fine, each to their own. More than likely jealous because you wont be on the History Channel like me in a couple of months

i think it would of being in the news
man with crstal skull believed to be 3000 years old

Maybe all the crystal skulls formed in-vitro and could possibly be a crystalline form of super-conductive bone, due to this guy being a highly evolved being.

Just because your standard crystals form in a different way doesn't really mean that some crystals dont form in other ways. Take gout for instance and crystal that grows with the etheric template of the human body, it's possible that the over soul could be laying crystal down like bone man.

The stress of this thread is causing me to have hallucinated holographic images in my head.....The more Im not believed, it seems the images become more doomtastic.....Be nice or I will divulge these holographic details of doom.

Oh.....and pin this because I believe Im on the verge of revealing all future happenings....

Watch out for Indy! He collects stuff like this

I will put the crystal lump right on his fucking nose if he comes near me.....

Can you pick up FM radio on your crystal skull?

Telling you that you're a crystal meth head is not the same as having a crystal skull. You simply misunderstood.

If you really were, you wouldn't be on here to post about it.

It seems that you bumped you head really bad.
Holographic hallucinations?
Don't know what they are, but they suit your case well.

It seems pretty freaky and ironic that my name is actually Chris Tall....
I reckon aliens had me for thousands of years, ready for me to return to earth just before....dum da dum dum dum....
21st December 2012 (pronounced with a deep voice)