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NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3767410 New Zealand 02/04/2012 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Jodie Foster, launched in 1971 has been circling the Earth for over 40 years but has recently stop responding to NASA.
NASA engineers were baffled when calls to Foster went unanswered. NASA took much credit in steering Jodie Foster to make a rendezvous with Carl Sagan when she starred in the 1997 movie version of CONTACT. But lately Foster has been showing signs of erratic behavior.
NASA hopes a new generation of actress can be launched that can replace the aging waif before 2016 when Earth will tragically collide with the Sun. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9093624 United States 02/04/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1549920 United States 02/04/2012 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9093624 |
Uluru User ID: 9971011 Australia 02/04/2012 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Contact? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8392006 United States 02/04/2012 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Contact?
Quoting: Uluru 9971011 Hell with Jodi. I just want to know what happened to her 1965 aqua Chevy Impala convertible. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10173147 United States 02/04/2012 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster earth will collide with the sun ???
say what ??? |
grasptheuniverse
User ID: 9770013 Australia 02/04/2012 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Ha Ha thanks for the laugh my first of the day caz |
Erekt
User ID: 8158793 Canada 02/04/2012 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster OP did like this movie. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10179607 Australia 02/04/2012 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Engineers
Lose |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3767410 New Zealand 02/04/2012 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Jodie foster almost caused the death of Ronald Reagan, true story. One day I'll tell you kids about it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10158135 United Kingdom 02/04/2012 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Jodie foster almost caused the death of Ronald Reagan, true story. One day I'll tell you kids about it.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410 was this when one of her fuel tanks missed him by 5 and a half feet after disconnecting from her flaming arse 55000 feet up? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10158135 United Kingdom 02/04/2012 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Engineers
Lose
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10179607 damn! i had a tenner on them! what was the final score? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3767410 New Zealand 02/04/2012 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster NASA Enginners try to pick up girl.... [ link to www.youtube.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10159812 United Kingdom 02/04/2012 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Wow you truely are stupid. I bet you wont be laughing by the end of this year. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3767410 New Zealand 02/04/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster By the end of the year, the Mayan Y2K infects all stone age computers. All abacuses and sun dials become useless. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10167939 United States 02/04/2012 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster I loled. The OP shows some original thought. That is rare these days. Love you OP wish I could hang with you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10159812 United Kingdom 02/04/2012 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
By the end of the year, the Mayan Y2K infects all stone age computers. All abacuses and sun dials become useless.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410 ORRRRRR We enter the photon belt/magnetic ribbon. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8003363 United States 02/04/2012 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Meanwhile, the seminal skate-punk band known as JFA(Jodie Foster's Army) has reportedly been in contact with their namesake and assure us that all is well. JFA confirms reports that she is in fact in Antarctica and leader of the Russian team of researchers at Lake Volstok. |
UndercoverAlien
User ID: 9996441 Brazil 02/04/2012 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Contact?
Quoting: Uluru 9971011 Hell with Jodi. I just want to know what happened to her 1965 aqua Chevy Impala convertible. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8392006 That was no Impala. It was a Malibu! "Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 619959 Canada 02/04/2012 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Wow you truely are stupid. I bet you wont be laughing by the end of this year.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10159812 |
GeekOfTheWeek
User ID: 8795702 United States 02/04/2012 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Meanwhile, the seminal skate-punk band known as JFA(Jodie Foster's Army) has reportedly been in contact with their namesake and assure us that all is well. JFA confirms reports that she is in fact in Antarctica and leader of the Russian team of researchers at Lake Volstok.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8003363 Where they are quoted as saying "she colder than a witches T** in a brass bra" end of story... I love physics. It bonds us eternally, it's what makes our computers work, it's what's in my morning cup of coffee, it's the thing that keeps the universe from vanishing due to lack of belief... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8925069 United States 02/04/2012 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster ...however, they do have contact with Newt Gingrich who is landing a spacecraft on the sun...when informed that the craft would burn up, Newt countered "we will do it during the night." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1527092 United States 02/04/2012 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster Unfortunately, Jodie Foster woke up on day and realized that she was on the wrong side. So now she plays for the other team. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6972151 United States 02/04/2012 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster |
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