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NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster

 
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NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Jodie Foster, launched in 1971 has been circling the Earth for over 40 years but has recently stop responding to NASA.

NASA engineers were baffled when calls to Foster went unanswered. NASA took much credit in steering Jodie Foster to make a rendezvous with Carl Sagan when she starred in the 1997 movie version of CONTACT. But lately Foster has been showing signs of erratic behavior.

NASA hopes a new generation of actress can be launched that can replace the aging waif before 2016 when Earth will tragically collide with the Sun.
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Contact?
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02/04/2012 06:21 PM
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Contact?
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Hell with Jodi. I just want to know what happened to her 1965 aqua Chevy Impala convertible.
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
earth will collide with the sun ???

say what ???
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02/04/2012 06:34 PM

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Ha Ha thanks for the laugh my first of the day
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
OP did like this movie.
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02/04/2012 06:36 PM
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Engineers

Lose
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02/04/2012 06:42 PM
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Jodie foster almost caused the death of Ronald Reagan, true story. One day I'll tell you kids about it.
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02/04/2012 06:45 PM
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Jodie foster almost caused the death of Ronald Reagan, true story. One day I'll tell you kids about it.
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was this when one of her fuel tanks missed him by 5 and a half feet after disconnecting from her flaming arse 55000 feet up?
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Engineers

Lose
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damn!

i had a tenner on them!

what was the final score?
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
NASA Enginners try to pick up girl....


[link to www.youtube.com]
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02/04/2012 06:49 PM
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Wow you truely are stupid. I bet you wont be laughing by the end of this year.
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02/04/2012 06:54 PM
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
By the end of the year, the Mayan Y2K infects all stone age computers. All abacuses and sun dials become useless.
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02/04/2012 06:58 PM
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I loled. The OP shows some original thought. That is rare these days. Love you OP wish I could hang with you.
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By the end of the year, the Mayan Y2K infects all stone age computers. All abacuses and sun dials become useless.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3767410


ORRRRRR

We enter the photon belt/magnetic ribbon.
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Meanwhile, the seminal skate-punk band known as JFA(Jodie Foster's Army) has reportedly been in contact with their namesake and assure us that all is well. JFA confirms reports that she is in fact in Antarctica and leader of the Russian team of researchers at Lake Volstok.
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Contact?
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Hell with Jodi. I just want to know what happened to her 1965 aqua Chevy Impala convertible.
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That was no Impala. It was a Malibu!
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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Wow you truely are stupid. I bet you wont be laughing by the end of this year.
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cool2
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Meanwhile, the seminal skate-punk band known as JFA(Jodie Foster's Army) has reportedly been in contact with their namesake and assure us that all is well. JFA confirms reports that she is in fact in Antarctica and leader of the Russian team of researchers at Lake Volstok.
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Where they are quoted as saying "she colder than a witches T** in a brass bra" end of story...
I love physics. It bonds us eternally, it's what makes our computers work, it's what's in my morning cup of coffee, it's the thing that keeps the universe from vanishing due to lack of belief...
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
...however, they do have contact with Newt Gingrich who is landing a spacecraft on the sun...when informed that the craft would burn up, Newt countered "we will do it during the night."
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02/04/2012 07:56 PM
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
Unfortunately, Jodie Foster woke up on day and realized that she was on the wrong side. So now she plays for the other team.
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Re: NASA Enginners loose all contact with Jodie Foster
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