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I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...

 
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I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
I don't know why.

I have asked other women if they feel the same and across the board they tell me they love to kiss babies there too!

There is something about the tops of babies (even toddlers) heads, I love to sniff them and root my face into their hair. I see so many women do this, now that I look for it.

I wonder if this has something to do with their pineal glands having no calcification, etc. What is it about these little squishers that makes their heads so sweet?

It's so nice!

Try it!
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
I do that too with my son...I'm always kissing him on his head and smelling his hair. I also love how new born babies smell.

hf
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it smells like heaven amirite afro
also their feet are so cute, i love tiny cute baby feet and hands, it's pure perfection chuckle
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
I do that too with my son...I'm always kissing him on his head and smelling his hair. I also love how new born babies smell.

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


It's weird because it's like you breathe them in through their little fuzzy heads.

So nice. I wonder if there is a scientific explanation.

Congrats on your little squisher.

hf
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
little weird you making a thread like this here on glp

TMI maybe?
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You can kiss both of my heads on the top any day, OP.pigchef
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
it smells like heaven amirite afro
also their feet are so cute, i love tiny cute baby feet and hands, it's pure perfection chuckle
 Quoting: Monbazillac


This is what gets me too, those little bunny feet.

I know I'm a bit strange, but it's fascinating to me that the feet connect us to the earth (elements of water and earth) and the head connects us to the sky (elements of air and fire).

I just KNOW there has to be a reasonable but badass explanation for this.

It's amazing the effect of the smell, it doesn't even have to be your own child. And it doesn't matter if the little squishers have been outside running about and sweating--it's like a musk, pheromones or something.

It's so pleasant.

What is going on with these squeakers' heads?
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
I do that too with my son...I'm always kissing him on his head and smelling his hair. I also love how new born babies smell.

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


It's weird because it's like you breathe them in through their little fuzzy heads.

So nice. I wonder if there is a scientific explanation.

Congrats on your little squisher.

hf
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


I don't know honey...but now I want to find out lol...the feet are the best too...hell my son is 6 and I still try to grab his feet...but he's really not having any of that anymore lol

hf
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
little weird you making a thread like this here on glp

TMI maybe?
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This is a weird thread to you?...I think it's nice. I have seen alot stranger on here lol

hf
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
it smells like heaven amirite afro
also their feet are so cute, i love tiny cute baby feet and hands, it's pure perfection chuckle
 Quoting: Monbazillac


This is what gets me too, those little bunny feet.

I know I'm a bit strange, but it's fascinating to me that the feet connect us to the earth (elements of water and earth) and the head connects us to the sky (elements of air and fire).

I just KNOW there has to be a reasonable but badass explanation for this.

It's amazing the effect of the smell, it doesn't even have to be your own child. And it doesn't matter if the little squishers have been outside running about and sweating--it's like a musk, pheromones or something.

It's so pleasant.

What is going on with these squeakers' heads?
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


The question is...WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD!?
You like to smell babies and touch and smotheryour head in them? What the hell?
You sound like a FEMALE PEDOPHILE.
Expect the police to arrest you one day when you go too far and kidnap a child just to smell it at your home., you demented pervert!
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
I love to kiss my kids on their foreheads !!
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Yeah, as a mother I am familiar with the "soft spot" on the heads of newborns.

I am not talking about that spot per say, which is more towards the front part of the cranium.

I'm talking more about the head in general on any baby or child under 7 years of age.
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
Be careful. You could suck their brains out through the soft spot!
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no shit...who dosen't know that...no one is talking about putting pressure on the head...geeze...

hf
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no shit...who dosen't know that...no one is talking about putting pressure on the head...geeze...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


a slight touch equals pressure albeit a slight one
I guess YOU didn't know that
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
it smells like heaven amirite afro
also their feet are so cute, i love tiny cute baby feet and hands, it's pure perfection chuckle
 Quoting: Monbazillac


This is what gets me too, those little bunny feet.

I know I'm a bit strange, but it's fascinating to me that the feet connect us to the earth (elements of water and earth) and the head connects us to the sky (elements of air and fire).

I just KNOW there has to be a reasonable but badass explanation for this.

It's amazing the effect of the smell, it doesn't even have to be your own child. And it doesn't matter if the little squishers have been outside running about and sweating--it's like a musk, pheromones or something.

It's so pleasant.

What is going on with these squeakers' heads?
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


The question is...WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD!?
You like to smell babies and touch and smotheryour head in them? What the hell?
You sound like a FEMALE PEDOPHILE.
Expect the police to arrest you one day when you go too far and kidnap a child just to smell it at your home., you demented pervert!
bumpstfubump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200962


You're serious?

Don't project your mess onto me.

I am talking about kissing kids on their heads, as a mother. Why would I kidnap a child when I can simply have one of my own, and DO?

If you've ever kissed a baby on top of the head, you'd KNOW that you cannot help but inhaling the unique baby essence that is there. It's not just a smell, that's what I'm getting at.

I wanna know what's going on with it.

Alot of women understand this, but I'd like to hear from the men who have tried it too.


Calm down, okay? It's going to be alright.
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Yeah, as a mother I am familiar with the "soft spot" on the heads of newborns.

I am not talking about that spot per say, which is more towards the front part of the cranium.

I'm talking more about the head in general on any baby or child under 7 years of age.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


I dunno , I was always afraid to touch my babies head in any other way then to support it from the back

but I guess as long as you avoid that soft spot I don't think it can actually do harm

Personally I was always nervous to touch my babes head tho, for that reason I said
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no shit...who dosen't know that...no one is talking about putting pressure on the head...geeze...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


a slight touch equals pressure albeit a slight one
I guess YOU didn't know that
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Look ya'll, it's the GLP expert on babies' heads.

So tell us, have you kissed a baby on top of the head (not a newborn)?
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Yeah, as a mother I am familiar with the "soft spot" on the heads of newborns.

I am not talking about that spot per say, which is more towards the front part of the cranium.

I'm talking more about the head in general on any baby or child under 7 years of age.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


I dunno , I was always afraid to touch my babies head in any other way then to support it from the back

but I guess as long as you avoid that soft spot I don't think it can actually do harm

Personally I was always nervous to touch my babes head tho, for that reason I said
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Ahh, I see. Well, it's only a soft spot for about 10 weeks or so, if I remember correctly.

Will you share your experience with kissing or sniffing on the tops of their heads?

hf
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no shit...who dosen't know that...no one is talking about putting pressure on the head...geeze...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


a slight touch equals pressure albeit a slight one
I guess YOU didn't know that
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


yeah okay sure...yeahsure
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
errr ....
its generally not advised to touch a babies head because their cranium hasn't completely closed yet...you know that crack in teh skull that each person has ....
babies craniums are not closed because it makes the skull more moldable through the birth canal

that's why its not advised to even touch it on the top of the head because you are putting pressure on the brain that way
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


no shit...who dosen't know that...no one is talking about putting pressure on the head...geeze...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


a slight touch equals pressure albeit a slight one
I guess YOU didn't know that
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Look ya'll, it's the GLP expert on babies' heads.

So tell us, have you kissed a baby on top of the head (not a newborn)?
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


listen here ma'am
if someone responds to me in a sarcastic way I'm very entitled to respond in similar fashion
If you then think you yourself are oh so much smarter or better advised than anyone else while only throwing oil on the fire I only have this to say to you

you sound too childish to be a mom in the first place
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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no shit...who dosen't know that...no one is talking about putting pressure on the head...geeze...

hf
 Quoting: ~Angels~


a slight touch equals pressure albeit a slight one
I guess YOU didn't know that
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Look ya'll, it's the GLP expert on babies' heads.

So tell us, have you kissed a baby on top of the head (not a newborn)?
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


listen here ma'am
if someone responds to me in a sarcastic way I'm very entitled to respond in similar fashion
If you then think you yourself are oh so much smarter or better advised than anyone else while only throwing oil on the fire I only have this to say to you

you sound too childish to be a mom in the first place
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Isn't this rich?

YOU come in here displaying common knowledge as expert advice, and then get pissy when others wax sarcastic over your condescension.

And then, you want to tell someone they don't deserve to be a mother.

Very classy, sister.

s226
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a slight touch equals pressure albeit a slight one
I guess YOU didn't know that
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Look ya'll, it's the GLP expert on babies' heads.

So tell us, have you kissed a baby on top of the head (not a newborn)?
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


listen here ma'am
if someone responds to me in a sarcastic way I'm very entitled to respond in similar fashion
If you then think you yourself are oh so much smarter or better advised than anyone else while only throwing oil on the fire I only have this to say to you

you sound too childish to be a mom in the first place
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Isn't this rich?

YOU come in here displaying common knowledge as expert advice, and then get pissy when others wax sarcastic over your condescension.

And then, you want to tell someone they don't deserve to be a mother.

Very classy, sister.

s226
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


don't put words in my mouth
I never said you don't deserve to be one
(even tho I have a thing or two to say about the "right" to childrearing)
I said you sound too childish to be one ,
big difference
big nuance


if my words come off as condescending to you then its probably because you felt personally attacked due to a feeling of intellectual inferiority of your own.
that ain't my fault
for that you deserve my pitty ,
not my hate

and expert advice , didnt you and the other baby sniffer just say it was " common knowledge d'uuuuh "
" everyone knows that , deeerp "

talking about classy btw
why are you putting an actual pic of yourself on glp ?
Because you are such a classy lady ?
Always wondered why married women (I assume you are either married or in a committed relationship when you have children...) put their pic up on the internet as if they feel they have somethign to propagate.
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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Look ya'll, it's the GLP expert on babies' heads.

So tell us, have you kissed a baby on top of the head (not a newborn)?
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


listen here ma'am
if someone responds to me in a sarcastic way I'm very entitled to respond in similar fashion
If you then think you yourself are oh so much smarter or better advised than anyone else while only throwing oil on the fire I only have this to say to you

you sound too childish to be a mom in the first place
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Isn't this rich?

YOU come in here displaying common knowledge as expert advice, and then get pissy when others wax sarcastic over your condescension.

And then, you want to tell someone they don't deserve to be a mother.

Very classy, sister.

s226
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


don't put words in my mouth
I never said you don't deserve to be one
(even tho I have a thing or two to say about the "right" to childrearing)
I said you sound too childish to be one ,
big difference
big nuance


if my words come off as condescending to you then its probably because you felt personally attacked due to a feeling of intellectual inferiority of your own.
that ain't my fault
for that you deserve my pitty ,
not my hate

and expert advice , didnt you and the other baby sniffer just say it was " common knowledge d'uuuuh "
" everyone knows that , deeerp "

talking about classy btw
why are you putting an actual pic of yourself on glp ?
Because you are such a classy lady ?
Always wondered why married women (I assume you are either married or in a committed relationship when you have children...) put their pic up on the internet as if they feel they have somethign to propagate.
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


You are way too concerned about me and why I do what I do.

You said I am too childish to be a mother. Seems to me that you're implying I should not be a mother.

Actually, when I replied to you, I didn't feel attacked. You weren't so much condescending to me as to Angels, which is why I made a sarcastic, playful remark.

I do not in any way feel intellectually inferior to folks who cannot properly compose a sentence or utilize correct grammar, so you may keep your pity to yourself.

Have a lovely day!

hf

P.S. Don't be afraid to sign the bad karma you gave me!
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Breathe for the sake of the babies! peace
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listen here ma'am
if someone responds to me in a sarcastic way I'm very entitled to respond in similar fashion
If you then think you yourself are oh so much smarter or better advised than anyone else while only throwing oil on the fire I only have this to say to you

you sound too childish to be a mom in the first place
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Isn't this rich?

YOU come in here displaying common knowledge as expert advice, and then get pissy when others wax sarcastic over your condescension.

And then, you want to tell someone they don't deserve to be a mother.

Very classy, sister.

s226
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


don't put words in my mouth
I never said you don't deserve to be one
(even tho I have a thing or two to say about the "right" to childrearing)
I said you sound too childish to be one ,
big difference
big nuance


if my words come off as condescending to you then its probably because you felt personally attacked due to a feeling of intellectual inferiority of your own.
that ain't my fault
for that you deserve my pitty ,
not my hate

and expert advice , didnt you and the other baby sniffer just say it was " common knowledge d'uuuuh "
" everyone knows that , deeerp "

talking about classy btw
why are you putting an actual pic of yourself on glp ?
Because you are such a classy lady ?
Always wondered why married women (I assume you are either married or in a committed relationship when you have children...) put their pic up on the internet as if they feel they have somethign to propagate.
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


You are way too concerned about me and why I do what I do.

You said I am too childish to be a mother. Seems to me that you're implying I should not be a mother.

Actually, when I replied to you, I didn't feel attacked. You weren't so much condescending to me as to Angels, which is why I made a sarcastic, playful remark.

I do not in any way feel intellectually inferior to folks who cannot properly compose a sentence or utilize correct grammar, so you may keep your pity to yourself.

Have a lovely day!

hf

P.S. Don't be afraid to sign the bad karma you gave me!
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


2/5/2012 You have earned this. Yours truly, 2ndP

that one stung didn't it princes ?
lmao

the moment you can speak both my languages as well as I can speak English then we'll talk about grammar and coherency shall we ?
You can think all what you want about whatever you think I imply, your bad karma said it all and prooved my point : childish

very classy btw
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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Don't worry, OP. I bet you'd make an awesome mom. Especially don't listen to the other Belgian cunt, people in this tedious shithole are totally bonkers and awkward.

Why shouldn't you be allow to kiss a baby on the forehead? Or smelling it? How the fuck are you're lips or nose going to put that much pressure on its skull?

Rediculous.
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And bad karma I gave you ?!
you truely are not that important to me to begin with
so if someone gave you bad karma , you assume its because of this thread and you assume its me

and -i- am preoccupied with what you are doing ?!
hand on your own chest princes

lol
I always sign my karma btw ;-)
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If this thread had come from anyone else, I'd probably be creeped out right now.


Anyways, me and babies don't really mix, I mean they're cute and all but.
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
The question is...WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD!?
You like to smell babies and touch and smotheryour head in them? What the hell?
You sound like a FEMALE PEDOPHILE.
Expect the police to arrest you one day when you go too far and kidnap a child just to smell it at your home., you demented pervert!
bumpstfubump


And you sound like another paranoid nut dipshit. Do you suffer from conversion disorder?

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