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I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...

 
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Angels doesn't threaten - besides learning to spell correctly, you should gain some aptitude in reading people.

You're kinda stupid, aren't you?
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I swear your one bitch on here I would knock the fuck out personally if I had the chance...your just a low life plain and simple...
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Turtle, its called 'Jenny Craig', look it up and join.
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I'm 46 - laugh

Go pile on some other person that will take your insults to heart chuckle

At least I can spell. And in the end, it's not your body that will save your sorry, useless ass.

Can you formulate a solid sentence? Can you spell?

You are kinda stupid, aren't you?
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I'm 46 - laugh

Go pile on some other person that will take your insults to heart chuckle

At least I can spell. And in the end, it's not your body that will save your sorry, useless ass.

Can you formulate a solid sentence? Can you spell?

You are kinda stupid, aren't you?
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dont worry you are not to OLD for Jenny Craig
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ive had enough of this juvenile BULLSHIT. knock it off NOW bc im polishing up my ban hammer.

call my bluff - g'head.

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Just don't try to french kiss them with a hard tongue -- could be fatal.
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Just don't try to french kiss them with a hard tongue -- could be fatal.
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No, not you. chuckle

Gogo's smilie should have a comma. I mean, I'm all into to lol cats and the like, but if you're gonna butcher the English language, at least use appropriate punctuation.
 Quoting: Turtle


is that you in the avatar?

you are creepy looken
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Please don't tell me you came here to troll.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

this is a conspiracy site why you maken post about kissing babies heads?
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You never answered my question--did you come here to troll?

I will answer your question, and if you continue to troll, I'll simply ban you from the thread.

Babies heads don't just have a "smell". I propose that there is an essence that we pick up on through our olfactory glands which has something to do with the crown chakra, and the fact that a child's pineal gland is in such a different state as compared to an adults.
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is that you in the avatar?

you are creepy looken
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Please don't tell me you came here to troll.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

this is a conspiracy site why you maken post about kissing babies heads?
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You never answered my question--did you come here to troll?

I will answer your question, and if you continue to troll, I'll simply ban you from the thread.

Babies heads don't just have a "smell". I propose that there is an essence that we pick up on through our olfactory glands which has something to do with the crown chakra, and the fact that a child's pineal gland is in such a different state as compared to an adults.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


like a baby penguin connects to their mother.. aww, and how the penguin male can find their female they mated with after the birth of their penguin through a crowd of a million penguins.. penguin penguin penguin

[link to www.kidzone.ws]

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Such tender moments...

Forgotten memories resurfaced...

A word of caution, young mothers: Do not die before he does.
 Quoting: ToadMaster


That's kinda dark. But I guess coming from the dark templar that not unusual.

My son died before me ... so I guess I'm cool.

wtf
 Quoting: Turtle


Sister, I am truly sorry for your loss.

How courageous of you to continue on as you have, my mother dealt with this same loss--there is absolutely nothing to compare to it.

The dead never die.

My heart swells for you.

blwkss
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When my kids were babies & my uncle (yes real life one) was in town he would always comment on baby smell & how lovely it is. I also remember the same with my step dad & babies.

My sisters BFF's kids never smelt nice & fresh like my & other peoples babies & they always looked unwashed/uncared for :(

I agree babies & puppies smell yummy
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Such tender moments...

Forgotten memories resurfaced...

A word of caution, young mothers: Do not die before he does.
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Though your mother may have left this place too early, you hail from a people whose mother is the Immaculate Innocence.

Moreover, you actually know it.

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Baby sniffing gets you high.

tounge

The top of the head is musky and flowery. Other times babies smell like baby powder or baby lotion even if none of those products were used.

Babies are nice.
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Baby sniffing gets you high.

tounge

The top of the head is musky and flowery. Other times babies smell like baby powder or baby lotion even if none of those products were used.

Babies are nice.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI


YES!

There is something about that essence that is so heavenly. It doesn't matter whose child it is, or even necessarily how they smell--clean or dirty. That place on the head--when you put your nose into the soft hair or short fuzz right around the crown of their head--it is simply addictive.

What IS it?

As best as I can describe it, it's goodness and gooooooodness. Innocence and sweetness, and baby giggles and kindness. It is the sweetest moment in the world--the smell of hope? The smell of purity, perhaps.

It's like some kind of pheromone, it has to be.

I love to hold my 2 year-old daughter in my lap and sniff in her sweet baby goodness. Sometimes I close my eyes and try to "parse" out the sensation, which is what inspired me to make this thread.

Is there a scientific explanation?
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No, not you. chuckle

Gogo's smilie should have a comma. I mean, I'm all into to lol cats and the like, but if you're gonna butcher the English language, at least use appropriate punctuation.
 Quoting: Turtle


is that you in the avatar?

you are creepy looken
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Yep, not all can appreciate the beauty of a turtle.

:stumpy:
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Well if I might cut in, I think you are a beautiful young lady Turtle! hf
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when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
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Baby sniffing gets you high.

tounge

The top of the head is musky and flowery. Other times babies smell like baby powder or baby lotion even if none of those products were used.

Babies are nice.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI


YES!

There is something about that essence that is so heavenly. It doesn't matter whose child it is, or even necessarily how they smell--clean or dirty. That place on the head--when you put your nose into the soft hair or short fuzz right around the crown of their head--it is simply addictive.

What IS it?

As best as I can describe it, it's goodness and gooooooodness. Innocence and sweetness, and baby giggles and kindness. It is the sweetest moment in the world--the smell of hope? The smell of purity, perhaps.

It's like some kind of pheromone, it has to be.

I love to hold my 2 year-old daughter in my lap and sniff in her sweet baby goodness. Sometimes I close my eyes and try to "parse" out the sensation, which is what inspired me to make this thread.

Is there a scientific explanation?
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


Here you go SecondPrecession!

[link to www.last-word.com]

1. Babies have a different number and type of active sweat glands than adult humans do. Humans have two types of sweat glands - merocrine glands that are found throughout the skin for temperature regulation - and apocrine sweat glands, that release sweat into hair starting during puberty (your armpits, genital area). Babies only have active merocrine glands, and their skin surface area is a lot smaller compared to an adult. Less stinky glands = better smell!
2. A baby's scent may operate as a pheromone - illiciting a releaser type interaction that changes human behavior. Check out what Richard Doty, Director of the University of Pennsylvania's Smell and Taste Center has to say about them here: [link to www.newscientist.com]
On the opposite end of the spectrum if you're looking to learn more about stinky smells and the science behind them, check out Pong-ology here: [link to www.newscientist.com]
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SecondP, I know the smell you speak of... Absolute perfection is how i would explain it. Add a little bit of cute chubby cheeks, tiny adorable fingers and toes, The soft little fuzzies we call hair.. And thats the ingredients to this smell of pure love! Its really is a smell unexplainable.. But it makes you so warm and fuzzy inside hf
Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.

Chief Seattle, 1854

When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

Cree Prophecy

"Our land is everything to us... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives." - John Wooden Leg, Cheyenne

You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers.
So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin.
Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother.
Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth.
If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. ~Iroquois~
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SecondP, I know the smell you speak of... Absolute perfection is how i would explain it. Add a little bit of cute chubby cheeks, tiny adorable fingers and toes, The soft little fuzzies we call hair.. And thats the ingredients to this smell of pure love! Its really is a smell unexplainable.. But it makes you so warm and fuzzy inside hf
 Quoting: Aiyanna


Too true, sister!

Those lovely, precious souls are the future of humanity.

And just to think--We ALL started out this way--every single one of us.
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SecondP, I know the smell you speak of... Absolute perfection is how i would explain it. Add a little bit of cute chubby cheeks, tiny adorable fingers and toes, The soft little fuzzies we call hair.. And thats the ingredients to this smell of pure love! Its really is a smell unexplainable.. But it makes you so warm and fuzzy inside hf
 Quoting: Aiyanna


Too true, sister!

Those lovely, precious souls are the future of humanity.

And just to think--We ALL started out this way--every single one of us.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


That smell alone, makes me really have hope, and a bright outlook for the future of humanity! (and kind of makes me want to have another baby LOL)
Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.

Chief Seattle, 1854

When all the trees have been cut down,
when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted,
when all the air is unsafe to breathe,
only then will you discover you cannot eat money.

Cree Prophecy

"Our land is everything to us... I will tell you one of the things we remember on our land. We remember that our grandfathers paid for it - with their lives." - John Wooden Leg, Cheyenne

You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers.
So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin.
Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother.
Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth.
If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. ~Iroquois~
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
SecondP, I know the smell you speak of... Absolute perfection is how i would explain it. Add a little bit of cute chubby cheeks, tiny adorable fingers and toes, The soft little fuzzies we call hair.. And thats the ingredients to this smell of pure love! Its really is a smell unexplainable.. But it makes you so warm and fuzzy inside hf
 Quoting: Aiyanna


Too true, sister!

Those lovely, precious souls are the future of humanity.

And just to think--We ALL started out this way--every single one of us.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


That smell alone, makes me really have hope, and a bright outlook for the future of humanity! (and kind of makes me want to have another baby LOL)
 Quoting: Aiyanna


I know!!!!

I have only one child, but I'm 34 and I don't anticipate doing it again.

As my daughter grew from baby into her current toddler stage, I've found myself more and more wanting another little squisher--it passes so quickly, pretty soon she'll be a girl.

Yeah, that sweet goodness is so worth all of the sleep you wind up missing.

But don't let me tempt you, lol!

hf
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SecondP, I know the smell you speak of... Absolute perfection is how i would explain it. Add a little bit of cute chubby cheeks, tiny adorable fingers and toes, The soft little fuzzies we call hair.. And thats the ingredients to this smell of pure love! Its really is a smell unexplainable.. But it makes you so warm and fuzzy inside hf
 Quoting: Aiyanna


Too true, sister!

Those lovely, precious souls are the future of humanity.

And just to think--We ALL started out this way--every single one of us.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


That smell alone, makes me really have hope, and a bright outlook for the future of humanity! (and kind of makes me want to have another baby LOL)
 Quoting: Aiyanna


I know!!!!

I have only one child, but I'm 34 and I don't anticipate doing it again.

As my daughter grew from baby into her current toddler stage, I've found myself more and more wanting another little squisher--it passes so quickly, pretty soon she'll be a girl.

Yeah, that sweet goodness is so worth all of the sleep you wind up missing.

But don't let me tempt you, lol!

hf
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you are lucky to have a child hf
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I love it too! I am always smothering my baby in kisses! Just can't get enough! I have heard that the instinct to smella nd even lick offspring has to do with the mother picking up any viruses or bacteria that may be on the baby so she can produce antibodies in her milk.
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I've seen some weird shit come via glp but this is just the crown on top of the head.
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Re: I LOVE to kiss babies on the tops of their heads...
Such tender moments...

Forgotten memories resurfaced...

A word of caution, young mothers: Do not die before he does.
 Quoting: ToadMaster


That's kinda dark. But I guess coming from the dark templar that not unusual.

My son died before me ... so I guess I'm cool.

wtf
 Quoting: Turtle


Sister, I am truly sorry for your loss.

How courageous of you to continue on as you have, my mother dealt with this same loss--there is absolutely nothing to compare to it.

The dead never die.

My heart swells for you.

blwkss
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


hf
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OP might be a politician.
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I love it too! I am always smothering my baby in kisses! Just can't get enough! I have heard that the instinct to smella nd even lick offspring has to do with the mother picking up any viruses or bacteria that may be on the baby so she can produce antibodies in her milk.
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That is a great explanation!

Thank you.

hf
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little weird you making a thread like this here on glp

TMI maybe?
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LOL

Thought the same thing. Even though, I understand what she's saying. Hey, for freedom of speech! Cool.
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I like to take a dump with the door open. You dont see me posting about it??
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I like to take a dump with the door open. You dont see me posting about it??
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Really?

People aren't aloud to talk about something so natural as a mother or woman kissing a child?

And you think I'M weird or strange?


wtf
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I like to take a dump with the door open. You dont see me posting about it??
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That's because you're in Bahrain and don't really have a choice in the matter.

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