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Johns' Guide to Avoid Prostitution Sting Operation

 
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Where's Brief?????

This guy called (some) cops assholes!!!!!
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It's simpler than this guys.

I'm a photographer and get laid more than when I was 20.

You carry a release on you for her to sign and bring your camera.

If she's a cop, she won't sign and will hem, haw and balk.

If she's legit, you tell her, "This protects both of us... I'm not a cop and you're not a cop and what we are doing is perfectly legal as in 'amateur porn'".

It's TOTALLY plausible too as everyone is shooting amateur porn these days. Even if you did go to court (as some of you may not be so smooth with talking as myself), they can't get you on jack s**t.

Have fun and remember, porn stars are simply paid prostitutes on film.
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02/05/2012 08:28 PM
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PS - My name is John :)
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kim jong
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This is "Earth Quake Warning!" Franki's evil bizaro opposite! Amazing. I hope someone Auto-Tunes this video!
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02/05/2012 10:01 PM
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It's not my lifestyle choice or anything, but I think women should be able to sell whatever they want of their bodies--if they can sell eggs, why not? If they can sell surrogate motherhood, why not a night of sex?

If a man can sell his sperm, why can't a woman sell her va-jayjay?

Perhaps if it was legalized, women who go into this type of career would be better protected under law just like other hazardous occupations.

Who has the right to tell someone they cannot sell their services--BASIC human services such as these?

I blame the church.
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02/05/2012 10:03 PM
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awesome hahahahahaha
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Oh sure it ok to ser someone erses body.
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02/05/2012 10:19 PM
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My advice would be to jack off and go to sleep, never leaving the house.
BTW, for everybody making fun of the Chinese guy, can you speak fluent Chinese?
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02/05/2012 10:20 PM
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NO? Well SHIT! How did I already know that?
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02/05/2012 10:26 PM
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Never go full retard
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is ereagals?
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It's not my lifestyle choice or anything, but I think women should be able to sell whatever they want of their bodies--if they can sell eggs, why not? If they can sell surrogate motherhood, why not a night of sex?

If a man can sell his sperm, why can't a woman sell her va-jayjay?

Perhaps if it was legalized, women who go into this type of career would be better protected under law just like other hazardous occupations.

Who has the right to tell someone they cannot sell their services--BASIC human services such as these?

I blame the church.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


you sold your brain...


dont even try to deny it...
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02/05/2012 10:41 PM
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Prostitution is legal in New Zealand,If the gals want to make some cash by opening their legs , all the power to them
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02/05/2012 10:50 PM
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Wow, i could only do 60 seconds, before i hit unpin, sorry guys. At least he knows da troof!
Come And Take It!
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02/05/2012 11:06 PM

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My advice would be to jack off and go to sleep, never leaving the house.
BTW, for everybody making fun of the Chinese guy, can you speak fluent Chinese?
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is your name John? Or is it Jack?
Come And Take It!
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Ninja style cops .... lol
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I know right? I guess if I want to see one of these "ninja style cops" in action, I need to become a John and start picking up streetwalkers...

Anyways, good one OP, I couldn't stop laughing at this.
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02/05/2012 11:30 PM
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ninja style cops
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02/05/2012 11:35 PM
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stone cold pimp... im making my business card up now
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02/05/2012 11:36 PM
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i already got my sugar child
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02/05/2012 11:40 PM
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Dont hire Hookers ='s 100% effective..LOL

Video was funny though.
"You'd be surprised how enterest'n people become when they think your really stupid".
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God help us all. Wow. Um...I have nothing else to say.

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02/05/2012 11:57 PM
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The police should track him with is IP address and go arrest him now! idiot.
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02/06/2012 12:00 AM
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It's not my lifestyle choice or anything, but I think women should be able to sell whatever they want of their bodies--if they can sell eggs, why not? If they can sell surrogate motherhood, why not a night of sex?

If a man can sell his sperm, why can't a woman sell her va-jayjay?

Perhaps if it was legalized, women who go into this type of career would be better protected under law just like other hazardous occupations.

Who has the right to tell someone they cannot sell their services--BASIC human services such as these?

I blame the church.
 Quoting: SecondPrecession


applause headbang
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........... what in the hell is this
John works 40 hours a week at a factory job. His rate of pay is $12.00 per hour. This week he worked an additional 3.5 hours of overtime for which he is paid $18.00 per hour. If he stops at the bar on the way home and drinks up 40% of his paycheck, how long until his wife piles all his shit up on the sidewalk?
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"you are horny jon"

raff out roud
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

You should have nailed it to a tree and made it feel like Jesus. - Brief
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I hope this video is some sort of not-so-elaborate joke.
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02/06/2012 12:42 AM
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this guy speaks in "see spot run" mode
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Better than "See my teeth leave" mode.

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