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HENRY KISSINGER SPILLS THE BEANS ON WWIII
www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/3089-henry-kissinger-if-you-can-t-​hear-the-drums-of-war-you-must-be-deaf.html

Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" By Alfred Heinz 27/11/2011 09:40:00

Henry Kissinger, the most famous living practitioner of international statecraft

NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East.

Speaking from his luxurious Manhattan apartment, the elder statesman, who will be 89 in May, is all too forward with his analysis of the current situation in the world forum of Geo-politics and economics.

"The United States is bating China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all together faster demise for them. We're like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it's bang bang. The coming war will be so severe that only one superpower can win, and that's us folks. This is why the EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment."

"Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people."

Mr Kissinger then added: "If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, but you must take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming. Also, even though the elite will have their safe havens and specialist shelters, they must be just as careful during the war as the ordinary civilians, because their shelters can still be compromised."

After pausing for a few minutes to collect his thoughts, Mr Kissinger, carried on: "We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern countries for their resources and they have nearly completed their job. We all know what I think of the military, but I have to say they have obeyed orders superfluously this time. It is just that last stepping stone, i.e. Iran which will really tip the balance. How long can China and Russia stand by and watch America clean up? The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the Middle East will be Israeli. Our young have been trained well for the last decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near future with its predictive programming. Our young, in the US and West, are prepared because they have been programmed to be good soldiers, cannon fodder, and when they will be ordered to go out into the streets and fight those crazy Chins and Russkies, they will obey their orders. Out of the ashes we shall build a new society, there will only be one superpower left, and that one will be the global government that wins. Don't forget, the United States, has the best weapons, we have stuff that no other nation has, and we will introduce those weapons to the world when the time is right."

End of interview. Our reporter is ushered out of the room by Kissinger's minder

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Kissinger said "noob"?
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www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/3089-henry-kissinger-if-you-can-t-​hear-the-drums-of-war-you-must-be-deaf.html

Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" By Alfred Heinz 27/11/2011 09:40:00

Henry Kissinger, the most famous living practitioner of international statecraft

NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East.

Speaking from his luxurious Manhattan apartment, the elder statesman, who will be 89 in May, is all too forward with his analysis of the current situation in the world forum of Geo-politics and economics.

"The United States is bating China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all together faster demise for them. We're like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it's bang bang. The coming war will be so severe that only one superpower can win, and that's us folks. This is why the EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment."

"Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people."

Mr Kissinger then added: "If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, but you must take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming. Also, even though the elite will have their safe havens and specialist shelters, they must be just as careful during the war as the ordinary civilians, because their shelters can still be compromised."

After pausing for a few minutes to collect his thoughts, Mr Kissinger, carried on: "We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern countries for their resources and they have nearly completed their job. We all know what I think of the military, but I have to say they have obeyed orders superfluously this time. It is just that last stepping stone, i.e. Iran which will really tip the balance. How long can China and Russia stand by and watch America clean up? The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the Middle East will be Israeli. Our young have been trained well for the last decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near future with its predictive programming. Our young, in the US and West, are prepared because they have been programmed to be good soldiers, cannon fodder, and when they will be ordered to go out into the streets and fight those crazy Chins and Russkies, they will obey their orders. Out of the ashes we shall build a new society, there will only be one superpower left, and that one will be the global government that wins. Don't forget, the United States, has the best weapons, we have stuff that no other nation has, and we will introduce those weapons to the world when the time is right."

End of interview. Our reporter is ushered out of the room by Kissinger's minder
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Nice...I thought it was real for a second...scared me to death!!!!

Oh....wait a minute...it is real!!!!!

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It couldn't be faker if it tried. 89 year old Kissinger saying "noob".
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I heard this was a satire. When I saw the words "That's us, folks," I went "Hmmm..." Then the "Noob." Ha Ha. No way.
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I think it's BS to.
But nobodys going to miss that piece of poop when he kicks the bucket.
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Satire
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real or not, this is exactly the way this arrogant piece of shit thinks
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real or not, this is exactly the way this arrogant piece of shit thinks
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^^^This

And the rest of those shitbird's with the same ideology
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A shit river runs through it randy.
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the "Daily Squib" is the "National Lampoon" of the Uk. it's parody folks.Satire,a joke rag for adults.get it now?
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Right, like 89 year old Kissinger would say "We're like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it's bang bang."

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the "Daily Squib" is the "National Lampoon" of the Uk. it's parody folks.Satire,a joke rag for adults.get it now?
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^ Ah, this makes sense, thanks ^
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I like how "Zionist" is thrown around like it's a surprise or a bad name. Yeah, America is Zionist. We are the first country that recognized the established of the state of Israel in 1948 thus making it a sovereign nation. The majority of Americans have supported Israel since 1948. Is this all new to you guys or do you not know your history?
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WHY IS THIS GENOCIDAL MANIAC NOT IN JAIL!>> HE HAS CAUSED THE DEATH OF SO MANY PEOPLE>> ONLY IN FASCIST AMERICA!>> AH HO WIO
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if you believe Henry Kissinger wrote this comic book crap then you are a complete idiot.



HENRY KISSINGER SPILLS THE BEANS ON WWIII
www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/3089-henry-kissinger-if-you-can-t-​hear-the-drums-of-war-you-must-be-deaf.html

Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf" By Alfred Heinz 27/11/2011 09:40:00

Henry Kissinger, the most famous living practitioner of international statecraft

NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East.

Speaking from his luxurious Manhattan apartment, the elder statesman, who will be 89 in May, is all too forward with his analysis of the current situation in the world forum of Geo-politics and economics.

"The United States is bating China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all together faster demise for them. We're like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it's bang bang. The coming war will be so severe that only one superpower can win, and that's us folks. This is why the EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment."

"Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people."

Mr Kissinger then added: "If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, but you must take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming. Also, even though the elite will have their safe havens and specialist shelters, they must be just as careful during the war as the ordinary civilians, because their shelters can still be compromised."

After pausing for a few minutes to collect his thoughts, Mr Kissinger, carried on: "We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern countries for their resources and they have nearly completed their job. We all know what I think of the military, but I have to say they have obeyed orders superfluously this time. It is just that last stepping stone, i.e. Iran which will really tip the balance. How long can China and Russia stand by and watch America clean up? The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the Middle East will be Israeli. Our young have been trained well for the last decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near future with its predictive programming. Our young, in the US and West, are prepared because they have been programmed to be good soldiers, cannon fodder, and when they will be ordered to go out into the streets and fight those crazy Chins and Russkies, they will obey their orders. Out of the ashes we shall build a new society, there will only be one superpower left, and that one will be the global government that wins. Don't forget, the United States, has the best weapons, we have stuff that no other nation has, and we will introduce those weapons to the world when the time is right."

End of interview. Our reporter is ushered out of the room by Kissinger's minder
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I like how "Zionist" is thrown around like it's a surprise or a bad name. Yeah, America is Zionist. We are the first country that recognized the established of the state of Israel in 1948 thus making it a sovereign nation. The majority of Americans have supported Israel since 1948. Is this all new to you guys or do you not know your history?
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I find this to be the main problem with almost everyone in the UK
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Ok sharp shooters! bring your coffins with you.
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I knew this was fake when "Kissinger" said 'That's us, folks'.

First, Kissinger doesn't use such terms, he is dry and methodical when he talks not chatty and folksy. Second, Kissinger doesn't think in terms of 'us'. The common man is not part of his equation, and usually the threat of which he speaks (eg, his famous quote of military men being dumb stupid animals to be used and discarded). The only people that exist in his world who have any relevance at all are super rich, super powerful people that he hangs out with.
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the above you are wrong :)
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Ok sharp shooters! bring your coffins with you.
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It's not a true story, this is satire.

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