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Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D

 
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Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D
Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D

GOOD A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
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Re: Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D
state trooers are only out there to harrass people and generate revenue!
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Re: Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D
state trooers are only out there to harrass people and generate revenue!
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please don't make any harsh generalizations.

sate troopers are people to!hf

also,on topic, LOL AT THE PICTURE OF THE HANDCUFFS XD
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Re: Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D
Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D

GOOD A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
— with Ida Elhassani.

[link to iloveasailor.tumblr.com]


lmao
 Quoting: Seer777



Bahahahaha!!! Love this! hf So refreshing to smile on here. ^_^ Thanks for posting!!!

I've been to the library in Bend, OR, lol. Miss that state, sooo much. :D
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Re: Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D
REVENUE MOTIVATED:
OSP does not issue "SNAP-Radar" but troopers are allowed to privatelyh purchase these controversial units (which supposedly can make an accurate speed determination in less than one second). Instead of actively patrolling roadways for public safety they spend most of their time operating speed traps. Whether or not the "offender" wants to fight the ticket the trooper is scheduled to appear in Court on the scheduled date AND these are typically in Court on the trooper's DAY-OFF so that he gets paid overtime with a minimum number of hours. So there exists a financial interest for the trooper to write tickets - both the State and the individual trooper benefit financially!!!!!! Now tell me why that is not ethical or a conflict of interest!
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Re: Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D
REVENUE MOTIVATED:
OSP does not issue "SNAP-Radar" but troopers are allowed to privatelyh purchase these controversial units (which supposedly can make an accurate speed determination in less than one second). Instead of actively patrolling roadways for public safety they spend most of their time operating speed traps. Whether or not the "offender" wants to fight the ticket the trooper is scheduled to appear in Court on the scheduled date AND these are typically in Court on the trooper's DAY-OFF so that he gets paid overtime with a minimum number of hours. So there exists a financial interest for the trooper to write tickets - both the State and the individual trooper benefit financially!!!!!! Now tell me why that is not ethical or a conflict of interest!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10710949



Sorry to burst your bubble but Troopers are not typically scheduled to appear in court on their day off. Neither my father, nor any of his coworkers were required to appear in court on their days off. They all went to court on scheduled work days and took time off of the road to appear.
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Re: Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D
Having a laugh - Oregon State Troopers, Good, Better, Best :D

GOOD A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
— with Ida Elhassani.

[link to iloveasailor.tumblr.com]


lmao
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