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On This Saturday Morning...

 
Archaic Mason (OP)

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Ooh you make me live G-L-P!
Whatever this world can give to me
It's you you're all I see G-L-P!
Ooh you make me live now honey
Ooh you make me live

Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time G-L-P!
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you, G-L-P!
Oh you're my best friend

Ooh you make me live

Ooh I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you, G-L-P!
In rain or shine
You've stood by me girl
I'm happy at home, at G-L-P!
You're my best friend

GLP, you're my best friend!
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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!
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I found out I was getting laid off from a job that I was just hired to a short 3 weeks ago.


I found out that I have run out of my pain meds for a severe winged scapula, without a refill or appointment made with a new nuerologist.


I found out that I CAN summon dragons in Skyrim.


I found out that my mother has left, YET AGAIN, to run away to a nearby state with a man she just met.


I found out that I really only have two close friends in this world, after having many that I thought were real friends.


What have you found out this morning?
 Quoting: Archaic Mason




Psalm 39:6
Man is a mere phantom as he goes to and fro: He bustles about, but only in vain; he heaps up wealth, not knowing who will get it.


Ecclesiastes 1:2
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.


Psalm 62:9
Lowborn men are but a breath, the highborn are but a lie; if weighed on a balance, they are nothing; together they are only a breath.
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I have found out you really have no one but yourself.
If you depend on another person for anything you are setting yourself up for disappointment.I have found that family members will hurt you to the bottom of your soul simply because you allow them to get closer so the hurt runs deeper.I dont look forward to my old age as I have no one to make sure I am okay.Life is grand though isnt it.
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02/11/2012 10:45 AM
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I found a hugs

A heart-smile smile_hear

A sun that keep my inner being alive.

And most of all Love red_heart

They're a gift to me and I gladly share them with you and anyone else that can use them ~

sun Sunshyne
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Right back atcha.... Have a wonderful day...
 Quoting: Dr. Rick


Thank you ~

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Here we are, Born to be kings,
We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting to survive,
In a world with the darkest powers,
And here we are, We're the princes of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting for survival,
We've come to be the rulers of your world,
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings, (Yeah!)
I have no rival, No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,
Born to be kings, Princes of the universe,
Fighting and free, Got your world in my hand,
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe,
No man could understand. My power is in my own hand,
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, People talk about you,
People say you've had your day,
I'm a man that will go far,
Fly the moon and reach for the stars,
With my sword and head held high,
Got to pass the test first time - yeah,
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day,
But I can prove you worng cos I'm right first time,
Yeah. Yeah. Alright, Watch this man fly,
Bring on the girls,
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Archaic Mason

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Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
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Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

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Anonymous Coward
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02/11/2012 11:00 AM
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Do the College of Winterhold quests in Skyrim, they're fun
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I found out I was getting laid off from a job that I was just hired to a short 3 weeks ago.


I found out that I have run out of my pain meds for a severe winged scapula, without a refill or appointment made with a new nuerologist.


I found out that I CAN summon dragons in Skyrim.


I found out that my mother has left, YET AGAIN, to run away to a nearby state with a man she just met.


I found out that I really only have two close friends in this world, after having many that I thought were real friends.


What have you found out this morning?
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


I'm sorry now you have to apply for those foodstamps ASAP, as well as unemployment if you qualify, and avail yourself of all resources.TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT ALL while you look for another job. One may not come up for awhile so do everything in your power to get the government to give. Its their fault things suck so do it all immediately.

As far as friends, Two good friends is more than sufficient to help you out, to talk to them and two shoulders to cry on. Many people have many friends until the going gets rough.

Health; i'm in the same boat. Find yourself a clinic and go with your bottles and tell them you need refills immediately. They will C$harge you, but you can round up Some money and get them filled. Then apply for MEDICAID. In my case, evidently they think i'm rich with my husbands income because i keep getting turned down. See if they have an online application where you live and get it filled right away. Tell them all your problems, and throw in depression as a bonus.

Good luck, dear. I wish i could help.:flwrs222:
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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you have TWO friends?! i'm jealous
 Quoting: mtn_mang


lmao, well two real life friends. Currently I have 2,009 friends from GLP!

But really, I guess as you age, you really see who's there for you and who is not.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


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You did NOT found all of that out today.

Today I did found out you're a liar.
Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia
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02/11/2012 11:29 AM

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You should try and get help for your addictions.

Gaming and pills are horrible afflictions, which probably caused you to be fired form your job.

I can understand the need to self-medicate when you come from a broken home.

But coming here hoping for some sort of meaningful input or admiration for dumping your personal shit on a public forum might be a bit naive.
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clappa
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places".
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02/11/2012 11:32 AM
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You can armor up the winged scapula by exploring the woods near Winterhold.
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02/11/2012 11:38 AM

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I found out I was getting laid off from a job that I was just hired to a short 3 weeks ago.


I found out that I have run out of my pain meds for a severe winged scapula, without a refill or appointment made with a new nuerologist.


I found out that I CAN summon dragons in Skyrim.


I found out that my mother has left, YET AGAIN, to run away to a nearby state with a man she just met.


I found out that I really only have two close friends in this world, after having many that I thought were real friends.


What have you found out this morning?
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


I have went to Egypt and explored the secret mysteries. The problems you speak of are material distractions from profane humans who are asleep at the cognitive thinking wheel and thus living in darkness as they envelop you as well. You sound unenlightened to me. Hence, your problem.
Regards,

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You have friends ? I used to have them . Shhhh they think I MAD NOW lolololololololpump2damned2
 Quoting: deep in thought


Are you mad bro?
 Quoting: RedlicoriceRedux
As a hatter , I believed 9/11 was inside job , I believed 7/7 was an inside job ,I believed in aliens and UFO's . As a HATTER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL as they come My friends soon left me for their beloved pub and their sheeple lives .Now I'm alone my mates left because I see into the future we're all walking dead anyway .The US was right about sombies WE are the sombies. WE ALL GOING TO DIE hehehehehehe
Knowing sometimes is not good for you lol
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You can armor up the winged scapula by exploring the woods near Winterhold.
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Yes, a hike in the wilderness does wonders for me.
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I found out I was getting laid off from a job that I was just hired to a short 3 weeks ago.


I found out that I have run out of my pain meds for a severe winged scapula, without a refill or appointment made with a new nuerologist.


I found out that I CAN summon dragons in Skyrim.


I found out that my mother has left, YET AGAIN, to run away to a nearby state with a man she just met.


I found out that I really only have two close friends in this world, after having many that I thought were real friends.


What have you found out this morning?
 Quoting: Archaic Mason




I used to be a loser like you,

























until I took an arrow to the knee.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
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02/11/2012 11:51 AM
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How soon will your Mom be here? I cant wait all day.
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02/11/2012 11:57 AM
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We got some snow overnight, it's still flurrying out.

I think in total we have had less than 6 inches all winter.

Not including the freak October storm, which didn't count cause it wasn't even winter yet.

I wish I could work out my triceps, haven't been able to do anything since this stupid scapula bullshit.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


Can you at least swim? I'm considering whether I will be able to or not after grocery shopping today...I may take a couple Alieve and go for it...God I'm getting old...
 Quoting: BRIEF



Physically yes I could potentially swim. But the pain I would endure shortly after would be agonizing.

I've been eating alieve like tic tacs for months now.

I was an extremely active person prior to this injury... Cross country running, flag football league, lifting, etc.

Now? I'm starting to develop a hunch back.. which is not a very attractive look, but that's what feels comfortable ya know?
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


How did you injure it?
 Quoting: BRIEF


jerkit
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I have morning wood
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I had morning wood. My wife took good care of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 761437


Did she do that thing I had to show her?
Archaic Mason (OP)

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I found out I was getting laid off from a job that I was just hired to a short 3 weeks ago.


I found out that I have run out of my pain meds for a severe winged scapula, without a refill or appointment made with a new nuerologist.


I found out that I CAN summon dragons in Skyrim.


I found out that my mother has left, YET AGAIN, to run away to a nearby state with a man she just met.


I found out that I really only have two close friends in this world, after having many that I thought were real friends.


What have you found out this morning?
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


I have went to Egypt and explored the secret mysteries. The problems you speak of are material distractions from profane humans who are asleep at the cognitive thinking wheel and thus living in darkness as they envelop you as well. You sound unenlightened to me. Hence, your problem.
 Quoting: KnightsTemplar.TV


Yes, I do struggle with normal every day problems. Unfortunately for me, the path to enlightenment has been a tumultuous one. I wish I could wash away the problems of the profane, yet I seek human companionship. Maybe I should immerse myself into the studies of the mystery schools once again.

You can armor up the winged scapula by exploring the woods near Winterhold.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10470089


I'm about to boot up Skyrim and start a new character. A Kajhiit perhaps?

How soon will your Mom be here? I cant wait all day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151737


Go fuck yourself, prick.
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Archaic Mason

2B1ASK1

"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!
Archaic Mason (OP)

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You did NOT found all of that out today.

Today I did found out you're a liar.
 Quoting: Daikirai


Well today, I found out that you lack the basic grammatical skills that make the English language one of the most comprehend-able of all the modern languages.

Congratulations.
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Archaic Mason

2B1ASK1

"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!
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I found out I was getting laid off from a job that I was just hired to a short 3 weeks ago.


I found out that I have run out of my pain meds for a severe winged scapula, without a refill or appointment made with a new nuerologist.


I found out that I CAN summon dragons in Skyrim.


I found out that my mother has left, YET AGAIN, to run away to a nearby state with a man she just met.


I found out that I really only have two close friends in this world, after having many that I thought were real friends.


What have you found out this morning?
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


I have went to Egypt and explored the secret mysteries. The problems you speak of are material distractions from profane humans who are asleep at the cognitive thinking wheel and thus living in darkness as they envelop you as well. You sound unenlightened to me. Hence, your problem.
 Quoting: KnightsTemplar.TV


Yes, I do struggle with normal every day problems. Unfortunately for me, the path to enlightenment has been a tumultuous one. I wish I could wash away the problems of the profane, yet I seek human companionship. Maybe I should immerse myself into the studies of the mystery schools once again.

You can armor up the winged scapula by exploring the woods near Winterhold.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10470089


I'm about to boot up Skyrim and start a new character. A Kajhiit perhaps?

How soon will your Mom be here? I cant wait all day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1151737


Go fuck yourself, prick.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason

I plan on it. But i have to wait til she gets here. Shes coming over to watch. She likes watching me stroke my 9 inch penis with its big saucer head. Ask her about it. Shell tell you.
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and so it begins

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Dont be mad bro.

This thread was a fail from the beginning. Stupid. And a waste of space. If you want to chat about your piece of shit life, Oprah.com is looking for new subscribers. DrPhil.com too.

This is not the place. So when someone replies with bullshit in response to your bullshit, can you blake them.
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You did NOT found all of that out today.

Today I did found out you're a liar.
 Quoting: Daikirai


Well today, I found out that you lack the basic grammatical skills that make the English language one of the most comprehend-able of all the modern languages.

Congratulations.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


So, try explaining it to me, please use short words.
Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia
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You did NOT found all of that out today.

Today I did found out you're a liar.
 Quoting: Daikirai


Well today, I found out that you lack the basic grammatical skills that make the English language one of the most comprehend-able of all the modern languages.

Congratulations.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


well that's glp for ya op,

saints and sinners

losers, winners

people of worth,

and the scum of the earth


gotta love em all!
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You did NOT found all of that out today.

Today I did found out you're a liar.
 Quoting: Daikirai


Well today, I found out that you lack the basic grammatical skills that make the English language one of the most comprehend-able of all the modern languages.

Congratulations.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


well that's glp for ya op,

saints and sinners

losers, winners

people of worth,

and the scum of the earth


gotta love em all!
 Quoting: david 1404180



GLPers on this thread
Spouting grammatically incorrect usage
Insights from their head
Can you summon dragons in Skyrim, is my adage.
Can you?
KnightsTemplar.TV

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I found out I was getting laid off from a job that I was just hired to a short 3 weeks ago.


I found out that I have run out of my pain meds for a severe winged scapula, without a refill or appointment made with a new nuerologist.


I found out that I CAN summon dragons in Skyrim.


I found out that my mother has left, YET AGAIN, to run away to a nearby state with a man she just met.


I found out that I really only have two close friends in this world, after having many that I thought were real friends.


What have you found out this morning?
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


I have went to Egypt and explored the secret mysteries. The problems you speak of are material distractions from profane humans who are asleep at the cognitive thinking wheel and thus living in darkness as they envelop you as well. You sound unenlightened to me. Hence, your problem.
 Quoting: KnightsTemplar.TV


Yes, I do struggle with normal every day problems. Unfortunately for me, the path to enlightenment has been a tumultuous one. I wish I could wash away the problems of the profane, yet I seek human companionship. Maybe I should immerse myself into the studies of the mystery schools once again.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


And I do as well. In 2012, I plan to remove as many distractions or remove myself from them in order to get away from the materialism and CHAO that makes up 99.999% of this world. This is a major problem for all us us Western initiates operating amongst materialistic and parasitic humans.

I suffer as well from lack of "enlightened human companionship." It is a rather lonely and torturous life being an initiate in this day and age.

Our ancestors are NOT happy with the state of affairs for their children and yes, I do speak for them.

Last Edited by Gnostic Warrior on 02/11/2012 12:21 PM
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Moe

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Go to this link where you can cry with all these other fucked up people:

[link to www.lifesucksbigtime.com]

I read some of the stuff once in awhile and makes me realise things can always be worse than they really are.

beer2

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You did NOT found all of that out today.

Today I did found out you're a liar.
 Quoting: Daikirai


Well today, I found out that you lack the basic grammatical skills that make the English language one of the most comprehend-able of all the modern languages.

Congratulations.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


well that's glp for ya op,

saints and sinners

losers, winners

people of worth,

and the scum of the earth


gotta love em all!
 Quoting: david 1404180


Winners and losers, turn the pages of my life

We're beggars and choosers, with all the struggles and the strife I got no reason to turn my head and look the other way

We're good and we're evil, which one will I be today?

There's saints and sinners


Life's a gamble and you might lose

There's cowards and heroes Both have been known now to break the rules

There's lovers and haters

The strong and the weak will all have their day

We're devils and angels


Which one will I be today?


Regards,

Moe

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But really, I guess as you age, you really see who's there for you and who is not.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


Yup.

Never too late to make new ones, though.


Since you ask:
This morning, I found out that my mother still has the power to make
me feel like I'm 17 again.
Muahhah.
At least temporarily.

I've got to go look in on the old folks more often.



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