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Do old women want sex?

 
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Do old women want sex?
crisco Im in my 20's and theres an older lady i work with (probly 60's). She flirts a a bit with me. I wanna smash and dash, but don't know if the older women are interested in just sex.
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02/11/2012 04:22 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
Yeah, the key wears out way before the hole.
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02/11/2012 04:24 PM
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The old cougar will rip you to shreds.

Go for it.
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02/11/2012 04:25 PM
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desperado much?


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02/11/2012 04:26 PM
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GILF

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i hate that cunt
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02/11/2012 04:29 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
There is a glper on here that fucks old broads
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02/11/2012 04:31 PM
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You are under consideration by a Cougar.

Here are some definitions: [link to www.urbandictionary.com]

In your case, definitions 6 & 7 may closer apply:

6. Cougars are only usually interested in men under the age of twenty-five. Also, Cougars are non-committal, choosing to move from mate to mate without ever settling down. It is not uncommon for the same Cougar to attack (sleep with) many different men in the same group of friends. Furthermore, Cougars are older and more practiced in the ways of snaring a mate so they will rarely broadcast their intentions to sleep with you until you are already in her Jetta, headed for the condo she just bought. It is this elusive behavior that earns her the name “Cougar.”

7. An older woman who is past her prime & who is attracted to younger men, often as an act of desperation or as a last resort.That woman's a typical cougar, unable to score with men of her own age so she's out chasing younger men.
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02/11/2012 04:41 PM
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You are under consideration by a Cougar.

Here are some definitions: [link to www.urbandictionary.com]

In your case, definitions 6 & 7 may closer apply:

6. Cougars are only usually interested in men under the age of twenty-five. Also, Cougars are non-committal, choosing to move from mate to mate without ever settling down. It is not uncommon for the same Cougar to attack (sleep with) many different men in the same group of friends. Furthermore, Cougars are older and more practiced in the ways of snaring a mate so they will rarely broadcast their intentions to sleep with you until you are already in her Jetta, headed for the condo she just bought. It is this elusive behavior that earns her the name “Cougar.”

7. An older woman who is past her prime & who is attracted to younger men, often as an act of desperation or as a last resort.That woman's a typical cougar, unable to score with men of her own age so she's out chasing younger men.
 Quoting: Blueify


Demi cougared Ashton for many years before he dumped her.
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02/11/2012 04:50 PM
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I banged a few cougars in my day. I was surprised that they still got wet. Thought i'd have to grab a bottle of shampoo. But they worked out. A bit soft and flabby. They aren't afraid of the snake and theres none of that touch and go shit when they go down. The big bonus is they can't get pregnant.
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02/11/2012 04:53 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
angryface Oh for Pete's sake NO! She's just being nice to you sonny because you probably remind her of her grandchild.
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02/11/2012 04:59 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
totally. go for it. you will probably get to have
fabulous apetizers and awesome cocktails too....things you wont have again till you are like 40 if your lucky.
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02/11/2012 05:01 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
they certainly seem to in those russian pornos... might wanna ask her
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02/11/2012 05:06 PM

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Re: Do old women want sex?
the vagina atrophies with age, so she will be tighter than a teenage virgin. go for it.
SLAM THAT CLAM
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02/11/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
I knew someone whow worked in a nursing home. She said the old people were constantly sneaking into each other's rooms.
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02/11/2012 05:15 PM
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IMFILF

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Dude, that is a dude pretending to be a vagina owner.
where's my stapler

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02/11/2012 05:16 PM
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she got nice big tits OP ......... get it slammed
i dont wana go in the basement , im gona burn the building ....
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02/11/2012 05:21 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
crisco Im in my 20's and theres an older lady i work with (probly 60's). She flirts a a bit with me. I wanna smash and dash, but don't know if the older women are interested in just sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334077


just know this...once seen, some things cant be unseen...damned


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02/11/2012 05:39 PM

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OP she may not be flirting! When u have a son the same age..some women..including me...enjoy their company and talking to them. So you better make very sure what is going on before making a move...!
As proud children of science and reason, we have made ourselves the orphans of wisdom.....
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IMFILF

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Dude, that is a dude pretending to be a vagina owner.
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Double L@L!

lmaolmao
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02/11/2012 05:45 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
Watch out for STDs. She's had plenty of time to pick some up.
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02/11/2012 05:48 PM
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Hey, as long as shes not an old hairy beast (minimal ass hair, no mustache, etc..) Id say start poundin away.
Its a huge turn on when they start using old style dirty talk ("oh yea, throw that big ol sausage my way sonny!" and that kind of stuff).

Didnt know about their vaginas getting tighter. Thats awesome! And, of course, they cannot get pregnnat. I hope you have mounted said older woman by now! Go for it!
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headlessch crisco
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02/11/2012 06:27 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
When your with her next, if there is a couch around, see if you can bend her over that. Older woman for some reason loved to be bent over couches while banged. Its just part of how they like it!s226
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02/11/2012 06:31 PM

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Re: Do old women want sex?
crisco Im in my 20's and theres an older lady i work with (probly 60's). She flirts a a bit with me. I wanna smash and dash, but don't know if the older women are interested in just sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1334077


just know this...once seen, some things cant be unseen...damned


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02/11/2012 06:33 PM

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Re: Do old women want sex?
Fuck yes they want sex.
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02/11/2012 06:35 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
In most cases after menopause, women lose interest in sex.
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02/11/2012 06:38 PM
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In most cases after menopause, women lose interest in sex.
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What is the best way to figure out which ones still like fuckin?
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Re: Do old women want sex?
I knew someone whow worked in a nursing home. She said the old people were constantly sneaking into each other's rooms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9710806


Um yeah, dementia causes them to do that at times. When this happens it's because they are lost.

Believe me people in nursing homes do not have sex on their minds, most of them have lost their faculties, that's why they are in a nursing home.
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Re: Do old women want sex?
No, they don't, as far as I can see..especially if they've had a kid or more........
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02/11/2012 06:54 PM
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Re: Do old women want sex?
I knew someone whow worked in a nursing home. She said the old people were constantly sneaking into each other's rooms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9710806


Um yeah, dementia causes them to do that at times. When this happens it's because they are lost.

Believe me people in nursing homes do not have sex on their minds, most of them have lost their faculties, that's why they are in a nursing home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10467376


sad, but still a little funny...1dunno1dance