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I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...

 
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I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...
Seriously, whenever there are mason bashing threads, I chime in to quell the ridiculous assumptions made of our fraternity..

So I will open up my heart and mind to you, ask a question, and ye shall receive.
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3rd degree? Noob.
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Should I join?
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Re: I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...
Seriously, whenever there are mason bashing threads, I chime in to quell the ridiculous assumptions made of our fraternity..

So I will open up my heart and mind to you, ask a question, and ye shall receive.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason




Ahhh,well now.I'll "pose" a question for you.


Can a mason enter mecca?
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Re: I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...
3rd degree? Noob.
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Well, considering that the 3rd Degree is the highest attainable degree of all the degrees.


I know, I know, they got up to 33.

Any degree attained after the 3rd is JUST A NOVELTY.


Should I join?
 Quoting: Jonathan101


If you seek wisdom that has been accrued through many, MANY ages... Then you might find yourself a good fit for the lodge.
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Archaic Mason

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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!
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Re: I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...
This is the equivalent of asking a Xtian what the Church of the Nazarene was all about........
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Re: I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Now that's what I call a sammich!
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Yeah rite blow me stop these stupid threads
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Re: I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...
Seriously, whenever there are mason bashing threads, I chime in to quell the ridiculous assumptions made of our fraternity..

So I will open up my heart and mind to you, ask a question, and ye shall receive.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


how come 3rd degree masons are so dumb?

I have met 2 3rd degree mason and they have bad grammar and both of them for some strange reason spell moron as moran. very odd if you ask me... can you tell me how you spell moron?
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that's like saying you're a purple belt in tae kwan do

that's like saying you're educated and the furthest you've gotten in school was 1st grade

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Re: I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...
Who is your grand master (if thats the definition)

What role do you have as a 3rd degree Mason

Have you been privvy to information that is not released into the MSN?

Do the Masons seek to control the world and create false flag events?

Have you been witness or part of atrocities that have happened around the world?

If the above answer is no, If you now saw atrocities being incited by the Masons, would you continue to be a Mason?

What is your day job?

What is your annual salary for said job?

Are you part of the 99%?

Do you care about the 99%?

How old is the Masonic Lodge and where was it created?

Who where its fouding fathers?

Whats the purpose of the Masons?
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Seriously, whenever there are mason bashing threads, I chime in to quell the ridiculous assumptions made of our fraternity..

So I will open up my heart and mind to you, ask a question, and ye shall receive.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason




Ahhh,well now.I'll "pose" a question for you.


Can a mason enter mecca?
 Quoting: Ha Kohane


SURE! Islamic people can join the fraternity. We do not care what religion you come from.

Hence one of the first things you are told when you go to the lodge:

No religion, no politics allowed to spoken of within the lodge.

We do not care what your faith it, as long as you believe in god.
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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

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Mason's are little boys with old people skin.
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3rd degree? Noob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


Well, considering that the 3rd Degree is the highest attainable degree of all the degrees.


I know, I know, they got up to 33.

Any degree attained after the 3rd is JUST A NOVELTY.


Should I join?
 Quoting: Jonathan101


If you seek wisdom that has been accrued through many, MANY ages... Then you might find yourself a good fit for the lodge.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


Already applied.
Second meeting is tomorrow, w'll see.
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3rd degree? Noob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


Well, considering that the 3rd Degree is the highest attainable degree of all the degrees.


I know, I know, they got up to 33.

Any degree attained after the 3rd is JUST A NOVELTY.


Should I join?
 Quoting: Jonathan101


If you seek wisdom that has been accrued through many, MANY ages... Then you might find yourself a good fit for the lodge.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason



Silly boy. That's like having a grade school child that just learned subtraction calling all higher maths "just a novelty".

You have a lot to learn.
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Re: I am a 3rd Degree Master Mason, ask me a question...
Seriously, whenever there are mason bashing threads, I chime in to quell the ridiculous assumptions made of our fraternity..

So I will open up my heart and mind to you, ask a question, and ye shall receive.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason




Ahhh,well now.I'll "pose" a question for you.


Can a mason enter mecca?
 Quoting: Ha Kohane


SURE! Islamic people can join the fraternity. We do not care what religion you come from.

Hence one of the first things you are told when you go to the lodge:

No religion, no politics allowed to spoken of within the lodge.

We do not care what your faith it, as long as you believe in god.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


you evidently dont understand what was just posed for you.I asked can a "mason" enter mecca,not can a muslim become a mason.

Now,i'll pose it again,can a mason enter mecca?
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Mason's are little boys with old people skin.
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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yeah. Answer this.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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What you have to say about this shit?


Date of BLAST 13-02-2012

1+3+2+2+1+2 = 11


Time of BLAST 3:17 Pm

3+1+7 = 11


Thread: WW3 : Explosive Blast In Israel Embassy Car In Delhi, India
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Who is your grand master (if thats the definition)

What role do you have as a 3rd degree Mason
 Quoting: CannonousCrash


My role? I'm a regular member of the lodge, I attend stated meetings, as well as the extras. (The extras are the degree meetings.)

Have you been privvy to information that is not released into the MSN?


Not really, conspiracy theorists are everywhere. Of course, there are the "bible thumpers", but most of the masons in my lodge are open to any and all theories.

I specifically find myself talking and getting questions from my brothers about the Ancient Astronaut theory.

Do the Masons seek to control the world and create false flag events?


No, emphatically no.

Have you been witness or part of atrocities that have happened around the world?


Everyone has, we all have TV. We don't participate in stuff like that. If there was an attack on US soil, you better believe the Masons would be fighting for you, for your family, they would take you in, give you safe haven and food.

If the above answer is no, If you now saw atrocities being incited by the Masons, would you continue to be a Mason?

The answer is no, but if this WAS the case, then no I would not participate any longer.


What is your day job?

ARC GIS technician.

What is your annual salary for said job?

30k
Are you part of the 99%?

Yes.
Do you care about the 99%?

Yes.
How old is the Masonic Lodge and where was it created?

Well, the most "modern" was founded in 1717 in England. But there is information out there dating us to the building of Solomon's Temple, and more than likely, before that period.

Who where its fouding fathers?

Off-hand, I do not know, sorry.

Whats the purpose of the Masons?


Well, originally, we were a workers union. We kept trade secrets, and gave safe passage to stone masons. Now, it's a fraternity, but we keep the same rituals going from waaaayy back.
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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

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Wow, finally a master mason! I need one to build me a pyramid. Since you are nice, you can do it for free!

Thanks.
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Cmon "archaic one",can a mason enter mecca or must he remain outside the city,seated upon his goat?
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3rd degree? Noob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


Well, considering that the 3rd Degree is the highest attainable degree of all the degrees.


I know, I know, they got up to 33.

Any degree attained after the 3rd is JUST A NOVELTY.


Should I join?
 Quoting: Jonathan101


If you seek wisdom that has been accrued through many, MANY ages... Then you might find yourself a good fit for the lodge.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason



Silly boy. That's like having a grade school child that just learned subtraction calling all higher maths "just a novelty".

You have a lot to learn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


You are misguided. The highest attainable degree is the third, everything else is an off-chute.

If you are not a mason, (obviously you are not) then you would not know.
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Archaic Mason

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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

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Cmon "archaic one",can a mason enter mecca or must he remain outside the city,seated upon his goat?
 Quoting: Ha Kohane


Sure why not.

Actually, as of right now, no one can enter mecca.

They just walk around it and kiss the meteorite that is stationed in a corner of the building.
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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 Quoting: Sammich


yeah. Answer this.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Because the professor is too busy getting it in with ginger?
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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

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3rd degree? Noob.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


Well, considering that the 3rd Degree is the highest attainable degree of all the degrees.


I know, I know, they got up to 33.

Any degree attained after the 3rd is JUST A NOVELTY.


Should I join?
 Quoting: Jonathan101


If you seek wisdom that has been accrued through many, MANY ages... Then you might find yourself a good fit for the lodge.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason



Silly boy. That's like having a grade school child that just learned subtraction calling all higher maths "just a novelty".

You have a lot to learn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


You are misguided. The highest attainable degree is the third, everything else is an off-chute.

If you are not a mason, (obviously you are not) then you would not know.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


Scottish Rite.

33rd degree here. You know fuck all.
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Wow, finally a master mason! I need one to build me a pyramid. Since you are nice, you can do it for free!

Thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10422432


Sure no problem, I will assemble the craft.

Is this for a launch pad UFO, or your run of the mill ancient nuclear facility?

Cause I only have the plans for the launch pad!
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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

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Well, considering that the 3rd Degree is the highest attainable degree of all the degrees.


I know, I know, they got up to 33.

Any degree attained after the 3rd is JUST A NOVELTY.


...


If you seek wisdom that has been accrued through many, MANY ages... Then you might find yourself a good fit for the lodge.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason



Silly boy. That's like having a grade school child that just learned subtraction calling all higher maths "just a novelty".

You have a lot to learn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821


You are misguided. The highest attainable degree is the third, everything else is an off-chute.

If you are not a mason, (obviously you are not) then you would not know.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


Scottish Rite.

33rd degree here. You know fuck all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1386821



Well I suggest you go back and study your lessons, because you are completely off base.

You know how I know you are untruthful?

A 33rd degree would not be speaking like this, period.

Go back to your bridge troll, I think I hear someone trying to pass.
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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 Quoting: Sammich


I feel bad for the OP because he was trying to be kind but your comment is quite funny :)