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Was Jesus a Homosexual?All Signs Point To The Fact That He Was Gay!

 
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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

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Man it cannot even proven beyond all doubt that the man described in the fake bible as Jesus Christ even existed. Faith means shit proof is what is real. So therefore this thread is all shit. BS of the highest order

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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

angel3
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your an idiot
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Do you guys agree with this?
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For sure. It's also the reason why Christardity is such a successful religion. He attracts all those homophobic people who actually are latent homosexuals.
All the hate from christards is in fact selfhate because they deny their true sexuality.
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Do you guys agree with this?
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For sure. It's also the reason why Christardity is such a successful religion. He attracts all those homophobic people who actually are latent homosexuals.
All the hate from christards is in fact selfhate because they deny their true sexuality.
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Wrong. That's homophobia. I detest your kind. Big difference.
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Many people like to fashion deity in their minds to complement their own preferences to a truth that serves them in their lifestyle choices.

Read God's word without "what you would like it to say", and you will see there is nothing in His Word that contradicts His moral law and His law of Creation

It isn't a book about how good we are, it is a book about how merciful Jesus is in spite of the fallen nature of all of us, that He saved any is the true miracle.
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blackcat I agree with this.
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No, of course not! He loved Maria Magdalena. And he had many children. A Jewish rabbi had to merry. And Jesus was a healer, what was a normal business of rabbis, too. Nothing unusal.
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Jesus loved it in his butthole. He fucking loved it. By "it" I mean huge penises. And man tongues. And big hairy balls.

Jesus drank cum like wine. That mustache and beard is known as prison pussy.

Jesus had a pretty mouth. And fucked guys. voraciously.
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You are one sick puppy!!!s226
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No,Maybe he wants to attract lesbians too?
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This thread is blasphemous. Vile. People with this attitude who do not repent will come to a very bad end.
No one has any excuse for this kind of blasphemy.
 Quoting: jusme 10714539


And in the name of your so called god, haven't people scorned and suppressed the mind of humanity you hypocrite.

As soon as someone brings disrepute to this vile religion that they call the savoir of mankind, they quickly jump all over free speech, on any individual.

When the day comes and it will when this institute dies of..I'll be jumping for joy...literally.

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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

angel3
 Quoting: Bikermidget


fruitcake and his followers took cues fromtheir leader.killings,rape,tprture,pillage were their hallmarks
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This thread is blasphemous. Vile. People with this attitude who do not repent will come to a very bad end.
No one has any excuse for this kind of blasphemy.
 Quoting: jusme 10714539


And in the name of your so called god, haven't people scorned and suppressed the mind of humanity you hypocrite.

As soon as someone brings disrepute to this vile religion that they call the savoir of mankind, they quickly jump all over free speech, on any individual.

When the day comes and it will when this institute dies of..I'll be jumping for joy...literally.
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thanks
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Do you guys agree with this?
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For sure. It's also the reason why Christardity is such a successful religion. He attracts all those homophobic people who actually are latent homosexuals.
All the hate from christards is in fact selfhate because they deny their true sexuality.
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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

angel3
 Quoting: Bikermidget


You fruitcakes like to rouse the followers, don't you? LOL!
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No, of course not! He loved Maria Magdalena. And he had many children. A Jewish rabbi had to merry. And Jesus was a healer, what was a normal business of rabbis, too. Nothing unusal.
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But Maria Magdalena was a whore, maybe he was working her.
And jezuz not only was a fag, he was black and a jewish too. What a mix!!!
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Hahaha, no he mustabin a pedofile: bring the children to me.

At Kindergarden I always was a little suspicious about a pic on the wall with Jesus with a lot of children around him.
I thouht it was strange that he had only children around.
Yet society consists of both adults and children.
(I was a philosopher at an early age)
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The Bible doesn't explicitly mention Jesus having a wife or children because the Romans were hunting for them.

There are those that say the marriage at Cana was the marriage of Jesus and Mary Magdalene and the beloved disciple was their son.
 Quoting: tranny witch nli 1432972


The bible does mention Jesus kissing Mary on the mouth.

Whose wedding was it at Cana? Jesus hadn't met Mary yet. He met her at the well. I have read that it was Jesus' wedding and his bride died on her wedding night. It's up for speculation. He wasn't gay. Mary was his twin flame.
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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

angel3
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Ever considered that your opinion is of little or no importance? could your ego survive that ?

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Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?

angel3
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If you ever experience that state of being, you will now what a true orgasm feels like.
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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

angel3
 Quoting: Bikermidget


if by gay you mean happy, yes.

Jesus had the best spouse of all - the divine spirit of life.

Talk about an epic twin flame.

The man knows how to party, il tell you that =]
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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

angel3
 Quoting: Bikermidget


if by gay you mean happy, yes.

Jesus had the best spouse of all - the divine spirit of life.

Talk about an epic twin flame.

The man knows how to party, il tell you that =]
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legend has it he also had babies with mary magd.

OMG. the drama.
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No, of course not! He loved Maria Magdalena. And he had many children. A Jewish rabbi had to merry. And Jesus was a healer, what was a normal business of rabbis, too. Nothing unusal.
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But Maria Magdalena was a whore, maybe he was working her.
And jezuz not only was a fag, he was black and a jewish too. What a mix!!!
pimp
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MARY WAS NOT A WHORE.
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Nice to Know your mentioned in the Bible Opie
(you can show your friends & family)

"For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy," 2 Timothy 3:2

At least its a Sin that God can forgive.

"And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven." Luke 12:10

I find know evidence of Jesus being the least bit Gay....

Seems like an obvious Bait, planted by an Obvious troll
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Seems like an obvious Bait, planted by an Obvious trollQuote 10842931

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Theodorus Lector (as quoted by John Damascene): "A certain painter had his two hands withered while he was painting an image of Our Lord Christ. It was said that the commission of [creating] the image was given to him by a pagan and that under the deception of the Savior's name, he painted the hair of the head parted in such a manner so as to leave the whole of the face uncovered [the hair flowing down each side of the face]. It is in this form that the pagans designate Zeus. So that those who saw it would think that the veneration was directed to the Savior [but Theodorus was showing it was deceptively directed to Zeus]."

Theodorus Lector (in the above quote) shows where the real problem lay with the practice of portraying Jesus with long hair like the pagans imagined Zeus to look. It meant that the mindset of the people at the time continued with the same outward form of worshiping Zeus even though they had changed his name to "Jesus."

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This portrayal of Jesus occurred when Christianity became the State sanctioned religion and the pagan temples were converted to Christian temples. They kept many of their pagan practices, including the statues of their pagan deity and renamed them which is all in violation of the second commandment

Jesus is the Word. He walked this earth and never committed sin - which when reading the Bible would include any illicit sexual sins forbidden by God

Women actually followed Him, supported Him, which the Pharisees of that time would have considered beneath them as women to them were inferior. Jesus loved women and brought their status up to equality in the Christian Church. Read about his interaction with them.

The point being, if Jesus were into illicit sex He was not keeping the very words of which He was and came to walk out in truth upon this earth.

Jewish men did not wear long hair. It is all through the scriptures.
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PURE BOVINE EXCREMENT !
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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

angel3
 Quoting: Bikermidget


if by gay you mean happy, yes.

Jesus had the best spouse of all - the divine spirit of life.

Talk about an epic twin flame.

The man knows how to party, il tell you that =]
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legend has it he also had babies with mary magd.

OMG. the drama.
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i <3 drama!

hehe

hf
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Do you guys agree with this?The long hair like a woman,that white dress he wore and those faggity sandles.Plus he hung around a bunch of guys(disciples).Could you picture Apostle Peter hunched up behind him slamming him in the butt?
Isn't kinda funny how ressurection kinda sounds like erection?
I'm tellin' ya,I think Jesus was a fruitcake.

angel3
 Quoting: Bikermidget


Interesting theory. hf

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